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[Caim]

The numbering... what drives humans to do this...

Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman Contracts
Hitman Blood Money
Hitman Absolution
Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman 3

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight
Star Wars: Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Mysteries of the Sith
Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast
Star Wars: Dark Forces V: Jedi Knight: IV: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy

 

[abnaxus]

 

[Fedora Master]

Not sure what happened here but Sonic would be envious:

Spoiler

 

[markec]

 

[Suicidal]

The numbering... what drives humans to do this...

Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman Contracts
Hitman Blood Money
Hitman Absolution
Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman 3

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight
Star Wars: Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Mysteries of the Sith
Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast
Star Wars: Dark Forces V: Jedi Knight: IV: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy

Kingdom Hearts I
Kingdom Hearts: Re: Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts: Re:coded
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A fragmentary passage-
Kingdom Hearts: χ Back Cover
Kingdom Hearts 3

Note: I never played these shit games, but saw people mocking the names online on multiple occasions.

 

[Sukhāvatī]

The numbering... what drives humans to do this...

Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman Contracts
Hitman Blood Money
Hitman Absolution
Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman 3

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight
Star Wars: Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Mysteries of the Sith
Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast
Star Wars: Dark Forces V: Jedi Knight: IV: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy

Kingdom Hearts I
Kingdom Hearts: Re: Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts: Re:coded
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A fragmentary passage-
Kingdom Hearts: χ Back Cover
Kingdom Hearts 3

Note: I never played these shit games, but saw people mocking the names online on multiple occasions.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The numbering... what drives humans to do this...

Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman Contracts
Hitman Blood Money
Hitman Absolution
Hitman
Hitman 2
Hitman 3

Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight
Star Wars: Dark Forces III: Jedi Knight II: Mysteries of the Sith
Star Wars: Dark Forces IV: Jedi Knight III: Jedi Outcast
Star Wars: Dark Forces V: Jedi Knight: IV: Jedi Outcast II: Jedi Academy

Kingdom Hearts I
Kingdom Hearts: Re: Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts: Re:coded
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A fragmentary passage-
Kingdom Hearts: χ Back Cover
Kingdom Hearts 3

Note: I never played these shit games, but saw people mocking the names online on multiple occasions.

Sea Dogs
Sea Dogs: Pirates of the Caribbean
Sea Dogs : Pirates of the Caribbean : Age of Pirates
Sea Dogs : Pirates of the Caribbean : Age of Pirates : City of Abandoned Ships

 

[Modron]

I'd say inconsistent numbering is better than no numbering

The Blackwell Legacy
Blackwell Unbound
Blackwell Convergence
Blackwell Deception
Blackwell Epiphany

I guess after the first game and the prequel sequel Gilbert went with alphabetical titles at least.

Edit: The name Gilbert chooses when he revivies the series can only be Blackwell Forever, nothing else would be acceptable.

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Cyberarmy]

Sea Dogs
Sea Dogs: Pirates of the Caribbean
Sea Dogs : Pirates of the Caribbean : Age of Pirates
Sea Dogs : Pirates of the Caribbean : Age of Pirates : City of Abandoned Ships

Sea Dogs : Pirates of the Caribbean : Age of Pirates : City of Abandoned Ships: Fountain of Youth

 

[Gaslov]

I'm glad I was invited to this place. Finally some sanity on the internet.

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Infinitron]

 

[The Decline]

Missing part of the backstory, the bottom one was fucked in the ass by an aids riddled chinese bugman.

 

[Arthandas]

Getting free games from Epic is like taking candy from a stranger

 

[Catacombs]

Getting free games from Epic is like taking candy from a stranger

The downside using Epic.

 

[Viata]

It was a total shock. I stared at his corpse in disbelief then burst out in laughter

 

[Curious_Tongue]

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Viata]

Going by that image, it was always shit time.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Wasn't there that official studio that normies got scared if they saw a number bigger than 5 or so? Or at least American ones *looks at Final Fantasy games*

*cough*

 

[Alphons]

 

[Mikeal]

 

[lightbane]

Someone with too much free time did a comparison of Sonic's animation style in its game story. Check the 2d games + Shadow and Sonic 06 sections if the video is too long for you.