Best thread ever.

[kingcomrade]

Oblivion Rules 'nuff said

 

[Data4]

The only negative things I have read are right here in the fan base. How odd. All hands on reviews have been sparkling reports.
Could it be that the fans here are pessimists?

Isn't it ironic... don't you think? Are we part of the fanbase or something?

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=4052598

 

[kingcomrade]

Well, I guess that clears it up. We totally neglected to peruse the totally reliable gaming media. Oblivion will be the best RPG ever. Better than Halo, even.

 

[Blacklung]

Nay, better than Christ's saving power.

 

[Vault Dweller]

Apparently, Bethesda didn't dumb the game down enough, it's still a fucking puzzle for some people:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=231090

Hi

You may wonder why I made this thread, since a lot of you obviously already know what your class is gonna be and which skills to focus on.
Well I for one is in the situation that fantasy worlds, rpg computer games, Lord of the rings etc. isn't the things I know most about in this world.

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So I came up with the idea of making this thread to people like myself who don't know what all those minor/major skills are good for and what classes usually use them.

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I'm going to play as a warrior/knight (good guy who help people sort things out), what do you suggest I choose for major/minor skills? I already know I need heavy armor, block, blunt weapons and perhaps some healing skills if it's included. But beyond those I have no idea of what to choose. Please help me smile.gif


Other players in the same situation as myself is welcome to use this thread.


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HIS Radeon X800XT PE
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I fondly remember the time when only the smart people had computers.

 

[Chefe]

@VD: This is gold:

I'm going to play as a warrior/knight (good guy who help people sort things out), what do you suggest I choose for major/minor skills?

Assassin type class:

Blade
Sneak
Marksman
Alchemy
Acrobatics
Athletics
Light Armor

Recommened Birthsign:The Tower.

Anyways, this whole thing has to be pretty discouraging for Bethesda. I hope they make it easy by having only two skills in TES V... WEAPAN and MAGIK. You choose one and begin your adventure!

 

[Data4]

I fondly remember the time when only the smart people had computers.

<wistful sigh> I've been singing that song for years.

-D4

 

[kingcomrade]

For those of you who are new to RPGing, or just don't know what to play - you should probably just scan through the list that'll be presented to you during character creation and pick one that you find interesting.

 

[kingcomrade]

Race- Imperial
Class- Pastry Chef
Sign- Pie
Main Attributes- luck, endurance
Main skills-
short blade
fork
spoon coocking
alchemy

 

[Blacklung]

I think my brain hemorrhaged a bit after reading that post...

 

[kingcomrade]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 31243&st=0
Will you live in the town with 16 buildings or the one with 8?

 

[kingcomrade]

And here's my favorite quote of all time:

RoFLolMaO!

 

[Data4]

Whoah... KC, slow down there, guy. Too much exposure to the ESF can cause increases in blood pressure and general stress levels, bursts of homocidal anger, and the dire need to break something-- particularly something that can experience pain.

-D4

 

[kingcomrade]

It's okay...I just got temporarily banned for responding to the Dark Elf thread, demanding screenshots to know if the dark elf chicks have massive tits or not.

 

[Data4]

My God... I just... I... this.. this is pathological.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=231000

-D4

 

[Nog Robbin]

My God... I just... I... this.. this is pathological.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=231000

-D4

Yeah - that one almost made me bring my breakfast up.

 

[Chefe]

My God... I just... I... this.. this is pathological.

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=231000

-D4

 

[kingcomrade]

Oh! It's so near! Can you guys feel it! I can feel Oblivion coming closer, the herald of angels! I just know that when I see the Holy Title Screen I will lapse into seizures of bliss! All hail! All hail!!

 

[Thrawn05]

In Todd Howard we pray for forgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveneesssss....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Levski 1912]

ESF Fanboy, 2006.

Bethesda Akbar!

 

[Thrawn05]

If I photoshop a picture of Todd with a bomb for a turban, do you think the ESF users would riot?

 

[Levski 1912]

If I photoshop a picture of Todd with a bomb for a turban, do you think the ESF users would riot?

They can't burn down the Codex, though.

 

[Blacklung]

What if one of them has 1337 H4X05 5K1775? They might try and hack it to death. No wait, the only truly angry people would be the crazy Xbox Fanbois who barely understand the concept of grammar. Some how I doubt they'd be able to grasp ahold of the concept of intelligent hacking.

 

[Seven]

I fondly remember the time when only the smart people had computers.

I think I just found some thing sig worthy.

 

[Blacklung]

I love it.