Best thread ever.

[Nog Robbin]

Probably not the *best* thread ever:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=237229

This to me sums up the mentality of a good portion of the OB fans.

 

[ixg]

i'm glad i've been banned and moved here.

 

[kingcomrade]

SHE WILL BE AMONG MY FIRST VICTEMS!!!
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahem, slow, slow ,,slow ,slow painful, painful, painful, painful agonizing agonizing agonizing death, mostl ikely paralyze down some stairs, then using the cs bring her to the top of the tower, and then paralyze her, throw her off and fire arrows at her corpse as it hits the ground. then using the cs add asmrour to her corpse and throw it into a lake. yes, that osudns right.

yah lol

i'll go into the CS and script it so her health is dependant on her dogs.

That one's actually funny.

 

[Lumpy]

someone with a bit of sense on the esf ????? http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=236383&st=120

Both of them are also codexers. Rosenphelia Godot = whitemithrandir
But hey, there are lots of people with a common sense there.

 

[Master Thief]

I go to the official every once and a while for the same reason people like to see a car accident on the highway.

There was a thread there this morning that is no longer there because it was so stupid I think the moderators deleted it out of shame.

It had something to do with "What if the box Oblivion comes in is too cramped and damages the disc".....

What was embarrassing was that almost everyone took this question seriously.

 

[Section8]

yes, that osudns right.

Magic. If that was a game of "Mastermind", that word would get four white pegs and two black ones. That's an impressive typo.

 

[Nog Robbin]

yes, that osudns right.

Magic. If that was a game of "Mastermind", that word would get four white pegs and two black ones. That's an impressive typo.

Good point. I registered the typo, but never analysed it in such depth. Top marks! :D

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

Wow, can't put anything over on those kids

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?s=44b689b6fecc32e6f65aa967861fcd88&showtopic=237874

 

[kingcomrade]

hik

Aren't you glad they keep their verbosity elsewhere?

 

[MINIGUNWIELDER]

Actually, it makes it MORE of one. You are actually playing a role. When people refer to "real" rpgs, I think they mean "old fashioned" rpgs.

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the horror

It seems like people want to take laziness to a whole new level.
Pretty soon you'll have video games that play themselves (Oh Wait, those are called "movies").
This is a true rpg, and the "block skill" as you say doesn't make it a non-rpg by any means.

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everyone reply to that on the esf NOW!

 

[oherror]

lets do it...

 

[Solik]

But he's right.

 

[Klinn]

This is not just going on at the official TES forums - at the Electronics Boutique site 81 people have written 'reviews' of a game that they haven't played yet. Including this gem:

HELLZ YEAH PART 2
armour i mean totol coolness im buying for pc of corse and any smart boy or girl would becaus mods mods mods i eat sleep and think oblivion i was thinking about armors and new skills oh and its not lvl based any more its all skill you whant high sword then just start killng stuff with your sword its awsome i mean crak addict awsome i mean i might drop out of school to play this game its my baby my pride and joy i love this game im playing it in my sleep no no im living it in my sleep thx for hearing me out see yaa

I swear I didn't run that through a preprocessor to remove all punctuation and caps, that's a verbatim quote.

 

[Kraszu]

For Is Oblivion turning into an action adventure?, continued from locked thread" topic

Is the game fun to play?

That's the only question that needs to be asked. People tend to come in with all the preconceived notions about what should be going on in the game, what skills should be tested, what genre the game should be in. Just let it go, forget about that crap.

Who needs those old times cattegories of games, we are now in the NEXT-GEN, it should be only FUN TO PLAY or NOT FUN TO PLAY, and the developer should decide whitch one.

 

[Claw]

But hey, there are lots of people with a common sense there.

And an awfully huge lot of people doesn't have a glimmer of it.

As one of "your" lots said, there are many people who actually consider traditional RPGs "not fun" and Bethesda is deRPGifying TES for them.

 

[Master Thief]

this is reatarded...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=4288026

All the years I played Morrowind I never used a mod that was unofficial because I don't like addons that aren't cannon to the world lorewise. That's why I'm getting so excited about official mods for the 360; the horse armor will look beautiful.

 

[Hohenfriedberger]

I'm using my first post here to present this gem:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=239918

And here's the guy with the drool cup who started it (and many other equally retarded threads):

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showuser=100149

 

[Levski 1912]

Frodo? Legolas? ESF seems to be worse than the Village People.

Cloud from FF7

Final Fantasy and Oblivion combine to form a vortex of mediocrity that consumes the universe!

 

[Rina]

this is reatarded...

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=4288026

All the years I played Morrowind I never used a mod that was unofficial because I don't like addons that aren't cannon to the world lorewise. That's why I'm getting so excited about official mods for the 360; the horse armor will look beautiful.

So basically this guy is saying that he didnt use Better Bodies because TES lore says that people are born with their underwear attached to their skin? o_O

 

[aweigh]

Don't insult FF by comparing it to Oblivion!!!1

 

[7th Circle]

This is not just going on at the official TES forums - at the Electronics Boutique site 81 people have written 'reviews' of a game that they haven't played yet.

Jesus Fuckin Christ. How can people devote themselves wholehearted to the mere idea of a game??!

 

[Drakron]

The same people that make a fuss up over cartoons about religious figures.

There are extremists in everything.

 

[galsiah]

So basically this guy is saying that he didnt use Better Bodies because TES lore says that people are born with their underwear attached to their skin? o_O

There needed to be some explanation for the lack of children.

This one is rather special: http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=240060&view=findpost&p=4300139

You can level up by constanly doing something like jumping.
Its what has made The Elder Scrolls such a landmark.

 

[kingcomrade]

Congratulations!
Your Masturbation skill has gone up!

 

[Chefe]

This isn't the best thread ever.

The title is very deceiving. It should be changed.