Best thread ever.

Excrément · Mar 10, 2006

Data4 said:
ExcrÃ©ment said:

Data4 said:

ExcrÃ©ment said:

Data4 said:

I have no specific link, and maybe I'm alone in this assessment. As you all probably know by now, the Oblivion section of the ESF has expanded to include Mods, the Construction Set, Hints and Spoilers, etc. Well, it's happening. What is "it"? Hard to explain.

The Morrowind Mod forum, barring the occasional "NE1 MAD HALO ARMER!?!?" poster, is generally a much better place than Oblivion General. These people are concerned with trying to make the games better in their own way, and you have to admire that quality, even if the additions, improvements, and so forth are not the type you like.

But... what if the fairly peaceful and reasonable Mod forum was suddenly invaded by the Oblivion General forum? You'd get... The Oblivion Mods forum. Modders among us, like Balor, Galsiah, Dongle, etc., I know you guys are probably cringing at the stuff going on there. :D

The week of March 20th will be glorious...

-D4

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I don't think the Mods section people are more clever than the Oblivion General forum people.

The difference it is that in the Oblivion General forum, people posts because they are waiting for a game and they have nothing to say and in the Mod Section people post just to talk about possible mods for Oblivion. that's it.To post is an entertainment, to "mod" is an entertainment also. to share your mod is an entertainment, to share your impatience for a game also, to share your spoilers is, guuess what, an entertainment!

Posting in rpgcodex, in Oblivion Genreal, in DAC or in Morrowind Mod Section has no link with your intelligence.

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You're still here? Hmm... Ah well, don't worry, Shit. I won't hold it against you that the obvious flew WAY, WAY over your head. You wacky frogs, I tell ya...

-D4

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You remind me Tom Delay, same qualities : bravery, humility, honesty, pertinence, charisma and humility.

who's your abramoff?

P.S : I am not a frog even if I wish.

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HA! I knew you were a fucking liberal. It all makes sense now.

-D4

You know, you could be a conservative without being a fascist but maybe that flew, WAY, WAY, over your heads...

Twinfalls · Mar 10, 2006

Yeah anyway, back to the more serious matter of laughing at retards:

I was just wondering if any of you will see a Bestesda truck containing, Oblivilon, will push it off the road or high-jack it and take it to you house? Cause if i saw one i would definaly do it. laugh.gif

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=257942

Micmu · Mar 10, 2006

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=257625

OBLIVION LARP COMMING UP!!!

Ahahahaha!!! Comedy gold.

Vault Dweller · Mar 10, 2006

Comedy Fucking Gold:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 254364&hl=

I've been trying to become a Moderator from the moment I joined, and yet I think that I have not even been noticed by the Moderators or Admins. I do every thing I can think of.

1. Be as helpful as I can.
2. Try to stay out of truble.
3. Report post or topics that are not following the rules.
4.Try to use the search butten. ( it said I dont have permistion to use it)
5. When people need info on mods I search for it online and download it then play it then help or just find the info on the internet.
6. I dont (or try not too) spam or flame.
7. Keep rereading the rules. ( I have them printed out and posted next to my computer.)
8. Let people know in a nice way that the posted it in the wrong place.

The list going on but I dont feel like they see it. And i'm going to get flammed or spammed and the topic will be closed, but I just had to get that out of my system.

I would never understand why the fuck someone would want to be a moderator. That "keep rereading the rules" bit was hilarious.

Oarfish · Mar 10, 2006

'GarfieldLover' too, that explains a lot.

Excrément · Mar 10, 2006

Vault Dweller said:
Comedy Fucking Gold:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 254364&hl=

I've been trying to become a Moderator from the moment I joined, and yet I think that I have not even been noticed by the Moderators or Admins. I do every thing I can think of.

1. Be as helpful as I can.
2. Try to stay out of truble.
3. Report post or topics that are not following the rules.
4.Try to use the search butten. ( it said I dont have permistion to use it)
5. When people need info on mods I search for it online and download it then play it then help or just find the info on the internet.
6. I dont (or try not too) spam or flame.
7. Keep rereading the rules. ( I have them printed out and posted next to my computer.)
8. Let people know in a nice way that the posted it in the wrong place.

The list going on but I dont feel like they see it. And i'm going to get flammed or spammed and the topic will be closed, but I just had to get that out of my system.

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I would never understand why the fuck someone would want to be a moderator. That "keep rereading the rules" bit was hilarious.

people like 4 things :
1 : cash
2 : glory
3 :power
4 : sex
as a moderator they could expect glory (even if no one care), the power (it's a first step to the white house :roll:

) but you won't get the cash and the sex (or maybe with a tes fangirl but ...) and that's why becoming a moderator is quite useless for me!

Blahblah Talks · Mar 10, 2006

dongle said:
It's the internet, what else is there to do if we don't make fun of each other? :D

Get people to click on tubgirl and goatse links, of course. :lol:

GhanBuriGhan · Mar 10, 2006

Hi VD, I am GhanBuriGhan, can I be a moderator here? I have done everything I can think of.

1. I praised Fallout as a great game whenever I could.
2. I have clicked on Goatse links
3. I have used swearwords and called others names, but only if they were being ignorant dumbasses
4. I have contributed long rants on what makes a RPG
5. I have critically distanced myself from at least some of the features of Oblvion and the Bethesda PR
6. I have posted in the best thread evar thread.
7. I have never read or followed any rules
8. I have learned the difference between free-form and nonlinear

Yet nobody notices me. Could you make me a moderatar, PLEAAZZZEEE???!!! I'll even try to make homosphobic allusions next! Oh and your game, Age of delectance, it's SO cool. Best EVAR!!

Klinn · Mar 10, 2006

Heh, be careful what you (jokingly) wish for GBG, VD might do it just as a gag.

GhanBuriGhan · Mar 10, 2006

Klinn said:
Heh, be careful what you (jokingly) wish for GBG, VD might do it just as a gag.

Cool, I could ban everyone and start talking to myself!

Vault Dweller · Mar 10, 2006

Hmm, I must admit that's a very impressive list, Ghan, especially #7. I'm very proud of your personal growth, and I'm sure it will be noticed by your family and co-workers.

While we don't have official moderators, you can become an unofficial one, enforcing some cool shit and alienating as many people as you possibly can. Godspeed!

Lumpy · Mar 10, 2006

http://forum.jowood.com/showthread.php?t=116251
Hey, let's post some threads from the Gothic boards too. The immaturity of those people makes the elderscrolls forums pale in comparison.

Naked_Lunch · Mar 10, 2006

Not really.

vej-manden · Mar 12, 2006

.

Oblivion is Awesome!

Thrawn05 · Mar 12, 2006

micmu said:
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=257625

OBLIVION LARP COMMING UP!!!

Ahahahaha!!! Comedy gold.

NORD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vault Dweller · Mar 12, 2006

My God! What is this horrible creature?

Klinn · Mar 12, 2006

Heh-heh, with arms like that, all I can say is thank goodness for styrofoam swords.

Human Shield · Mar 12, 2006

micmu said:
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=257625

OBLIVION LARP COMMING UP!!!

Ahahahaha!!! Comedy gold.

POWER UP!!

Expensive Armor!

Blacklung · Mar 12, 2006

My god where did you find these fine specimens of the human race?

Micmu · Mar 12, 2006

Here.

Elwro · Mar 12, 2006

Holy fuck, the first one is a true gem. Lancer31 ftw!

Data4 · Mar 13, 2006

That "Nord warrior" one was from a series of real LARP pictures. I wonder if A) the LARPer in question is a participant at the ESF, B) the picture is a joke (since it is uncredited), or C) someone's trying to pass off a picture as their own.

Hmm...

-D4