Bloodbowl Season 3

[Elwro]

you're just afraid of playing like a MAN, you pansy-ass faggot! i'll stomp your boobs to bloody bits! 30 days, wait and see!

Just for your team, my whole team will wear strap-ons.

edit: my coach name is Elwro1 . turns out my Steam community ID is elwro1.

timezone: to my astonishment I discover that my timezone is GMT+2 .

also, found the "Codex Cup" league. Is this it? What's the password?

 

[Pussycat669]

That should be the old league. Try to join the 'Codex Blood Bowl League' on Steam to get the latest news on the subject.

@root
I'm starting to get an idea why you prefer to play with guys whose cocks must have rotten off decades ago.

 

[Ookla]

Since ill probally get my ass handed to me no matter who I play. I'm gonna go ahead with a dark elf team.
I'll create it later today and look up what ports I need to forward, since I remember that it was a pain back when I first got it.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

It seems root is still butthurt from the raping Shuma's rats did to him.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

There's pre-season trash talk, and then there's butthurt.

And you, my friend, are butthurt.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

My Furries enjoyed it. It's the only way to properly motivate them, sadly - bunch of ponces that they are.
At least those lizards didn't have tentacles...

 

[Pussycat669]

i bet you liked how big those helmets are!

This got to be the worst sexual innuendo I've ever set eyes upon. But I'll forgive you, mate, 'cause I don't believe your current surroundings allow many comparisons.

 

[Mantiis]

Ok including Elwro and Demnogonis Saastuttaja that leaves us with 18. WTF? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DIVVY UP 18? YOU PEOPLE ARE CUNTS!

Ok so here are the options:

- 1 league with three 6 team divisions. Ranked by TV. So TV1000 will be in division C.
- 2 leagues one with 10 one with 8.

In both instances the Top two of each group/league get invited to a play off to determine the champion. This will be a manual step by me because I liked the whole play off thing and it added extra DRAMAH to the end of the last league.

Before you say "Mantiis you faggot seperate them into two groups of nine", you can't. Ok? You just can't. Any instance where a league is uneven means that the Cyanide client sez fuck you and wont let you set the league up. Don't like it? Go play FUMBBL.

My preference is the first one as it'll make it easier to manage. Let me know what you whores want and I will make a decision in about 9 hrs. There will be a league to register in within that time so if you want to have a say on what you want DO IT NOW.

Feel free to keep the trash talk going. It is GUUD.

 

[Pussycat669]

Definitely option one. Less paperwork that way.

 

[Ulminati]

Go play FUMBBL.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Option one sounds good. I'll have a 1000TV team.

 

[Mantiis]

SIX divisions? this is the gayest thing i've ever read since mantiis started posting. do 3 divisions, you aussie buttpirate.

and if you thought that was bad innuendo, wait until i get in your endo, mate.

1 league with three 6 team divisions

 

[Undead Phoenix]

shut up you faggert it's not my fault that a post full of faggotry gets distorted by my macho vision. go do squats because when I rape you i wanna make a cushion out of your shiny, newly-ripped gluteals.

I'll enjoy watching you crash out with no points on the board

 

[Undead Phoenix]

If you make it a promise, I'll make sure to pick up the Extra Head mutation - just for you

 

[Pussycat669]

and if you thought that was bad innuendo, wait until i get in your endo, mate.

Am I reading this correctly that you're after my arse? I'm sorry, but the only thing close to an arse you'll see are the pieces of os ischii scattered on the field once we're done.
(Oh boy, this is going to bite me)

 

[Undead Phoenix]

plane tickets bitch

As long as you pay for the room and the champagne.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Depends which one in the world you mean. Some are frightfully poor.

 

[Pussycat669]

that's cool with me bro, i got no problem fucking the dead, broken corpse of my opponent. actually it's the only way I can get it up nowadays.

Figures you would whore yourself out to make people watch your replays.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Excellent. Sadly, I shall be unavailable for this delightful endevour as I'll be travelling over half the world in the next ten days.


It shall have to wait, pet, I'm sorry to leave you wanting.

 

[MicoSelva]

@Mantiis

Three divisions of 6 teams seems ok, but I think sorting by timezone might be a better idea than by TV. Just saying.

Also, has Demnogonis actually applied? It seemed like he was just making fun of us, Cyanide junkies.

 

[Shuma]

ill play in one form or another, i am trying to figure out what team to play. i guess it depends on how the divisions are divided. hopefully we can get 20!

steam - shuma
bb - shuma
gmt -6

 

[gorefiend]

aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

 

[Mantiis]

I have decided I can't be arsed waiting anymore as a result:

THE LEAGUE HAS BEEN CREATED

Name: Codex Championship
Pass: decline

There are 18 spots. First in best dressed.

 

[Elwro]

Applied.

Steam ID: elwro1
Coach name: Elwro1

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

All right, applied. If somebody loses to my vampires, I'm so going to make fun of them.
Steam : Telocvovim
Coach name : Paavi Kuppainen XIV