Incline Chris Avellone Appreciation Station

[Nano]

Done.

I'm still horny.

Now do 20 more pushups... with your dick.

Wanna help me out with this one?

 

[Yoomazir]

Done.

I'm still horny.

Now do 20 more pushups... with your dick.

Wanna help me out with this one?

no

 

[Nano]

Well, we've gone off topic, haven't we?

Anyway, Chris is awesome.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Has Avellone ever written about the role of party members with regards to bending to the player's whims?
A bit ironic considering the plot of kotor2 that one of the best counterexamples of this is Kreia. But many of the examples of party members not doing this are in Obsidian games anyways. Prior to that, BG2, something Bioware never did again and instead went for pure player ego stroking.

I'm not sure if writers and players agree on what role party members should have.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Has Avellone ever written about the role of party members with regards to bending to the player's whims?

He spoke about it in an interview. Paraphrasing here: "The best party members are there to fellatiate the player via dialogue." Kreia is actually a decent example of this, by the end of KotOR II, she will potentially call you her greatest student, but she's a much slower burn. KotOR II is not a game for those that require the constant dopamine drip. I get the feeling that, despite this principle guiding him, Chris is also a low-time preference kind of guy that values delaying gratification if it's magnified in the end.

 

[Ismaul]

Paraphrasing here: "The best party members are there to fellatiate the player via dialogue."

Goddamn cheap whores.

The writers, I mean.

So cheap they're giving blowjobs instead of anal. Where's the depth? The gazing into the darkest abyss?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The gazing into the darkest abyss?

Nobody butthole that big.
Right?

 

[Xelocix]

The gazing into the darkest abyss?

Nobody butthole that big.
Right?

Guess again

 

[mediocrepoet]

I've never been so thankful for a censor bar in my life.

 

[NecroLord]

Thanks for covering whatever that...thing is.
You are a real bro.

 

[Nano]

Just looked up the uncensored pic. That hole is definitely something.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Just looked up the uncensored pic. That hole is definitely something.

I'm taking your word for it, much obliged.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Just looked up the uncensored pic. That hole is definitely something.

I'm taking your word for it, much obliged.

Spoiler

damn why did you faggots click this

 

[Late Bloomer]

This thread is about the work, that thread is about the behind-the-scenes drama.

I can see that now.
Nothing screams Chris Avellone appreciation like Nikocados asshole.

 

[KainenMorden]

Are there recent pictures or videos of Chris around?

Asking for a friend for....research purposes.

Latest thing I can find is this from 2016:

https://youtu.be/IDteCof-2iI

He's putting on weight, I'm sure his balding has increased.

Did you prefer the younger, more fit version of Chris? Again, I'm simply conducting a survey here.

 

[Dadd]

Increased weight is protective against balding. Chris is strategically leveraging his weight against hair loss.

 

[Nano]

Did you prefer the younger, more fit version of Chris? Again, I'm simply conducting a survey here.

I love him no matter what.

 

[KainenMorden]

what does he look like now?

 

[Nano]

what does he look like now?

I don't think we've had a look at him after 2019. From E3 that year:



Chris doesn't get a word in and the two bitches are annoying as fuck. Plus the interviewer looks like he wants to die. But Chris looks like a big cuddly bear. Would definitely be comfortable snuggling with him at night.

 

[KainenMorden]

Oh, he's still very handsome.

You know the funniest thing for me is that, I didn't keep up with gaming for over a decade and just got back into it the past 5 years or so and then really got into it again after 2020.

That codex post about finding out Chris isn't gay after "they" tried to cancel him was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Also off topic, didn't really know Tim Cain was gay for many years and I'm shocked Feargus Urquhart is not gay and allegedly has a wife and kids.

 

[KainenMorden]

I would imagine he could afford a decent hair transplant. Not sure what he's waiting for here

 

[Dadd]

He's going for the Vegeta look.

 

[KainenMorden]

Perhaps he reckons it will grow back?

He could be an anime fan, he claims his favorite game is chronotrigger

 

[Dadd]

He's one of those people who look good with that kind of hairline.

 

[KainenMorden]

Chris would look good no matter what