CKII is released.

[Catacombs]

Try not playing it on a toaster or something.

Hey man, computers are expensive and shit. A good computer here won't go for less than 3k bucks and you know it.

$3K? Where do you live? I built my computer for half that and can run many games without problems.

 

[oscar]

He's from Brazil folks let him be

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

Bolsonaro and Paulo Guedes will Make Brazil Great Again!
Then I'm going to have a turbo super-quantum computer as mine! I will have a case made of GOLD for the lulz, and I will post it here just for pimp-a-points! It will every game future and past for decades! Its going to be so bitching! I'm gonna be rich and have GOLD! GOOOOOOOOOOLD!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Y'all niggas will see it - snowniggas, jungleniggas, plain niggas, hill niggas, actual niggas, even all the annoying-ass strangely-Emperor-tier insignificant Steppeniggas asking my daughters for marriage in a queue!

Then we will see who has the potato pc, that day.

But until then, I'm squeaking out every performance gain I can get.

 

[HeroMarine]

A good computer here won't go for less than 3k bucks and you know it.

3k? More like US$ 160...

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

A good computer here won't go for less than 3k bucks and you know it.

3k? More like US$ 160...

Well, a good computer made out of a good processor is not. Only, I mean.
How about RAM, video card, HD, SSD?

 

[fantadomat]

3k? More like US$ 160...

Your processor is shit and you overpay for it. Also he was talking about 3k in his local currency.

 

[HeroMarine]

A good computer here won't go for less than 3k bucks and you know it.

3k? More like US$ 160...

Well, a good computer made out of a good processor is not. Only, I mean.
How about RAM, video card, HD, SSD?

16 GB, onboard, old, no SSD.

3k? More like US$ 160...

Your processor is shit and you overpay for it. Also he was talking about 3k in his local currency.

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

 

[Preben]

3k? More like US$ 160...

Your processor is shit and you overpay for it. Also he was talking about 3k in his local currency.

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

You elected her yourselves, so you can stick her up your asses.

 

[fantadomat]

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

Ahh no need mate,tho it is us that should be tankful. After all one more rich Bulgar is always welcome,thank you for all your taxes and scamming opportunity.

 

[HeroMarine]

 

[mondblut]

Well, a good computer made out of a good processor is not. Only, I mean.
How about RAM, video card, HD, SSD?

16 GB, onboard, old, no SSD.

Well, you do realize that pretty much every CPU generation comes with its own particular socket, requiring you to upgrade motherboard as well? Which, in turn, might carry the need to swap RAM for a different standart too.

 

[CaffeineConquistador]

He's from Brazil folks let him be

He’s an American who just hasn’t gotten there yet.

 

[The Brazilian Slaughter]

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

I think Bulgarians haven't made that level of nation-wrecking since the Bulgarian Emperor fucked up the Roman Emperor and turned his skull into a drinking cup.

 

[Average Manatee]

Hindu are the only ones with holy war, I think in general they are supposed to be less violent. However they will all have their fuck huge superpowerful holy order completely reserved for fucking you up.

 

[Werdna's Revenge]

Yeah in my experience with Zunbil runs, if the Hindus get rolling they'll roflstomp you with holy wars, but the bigger pain are the holy orders all the indian religions use to defend themselves from your expansion.

 

[lophiaspis]

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

Ahh no need mate,tho it is us that should be tankful. After all one more rich Bulgar is always welcome,thank you for all your taxes and scamming opportunity.

>Bulgar
>Bulgarian

>

>

 

[Delterius]

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

Ahh no need mate,tho it is us that should be tankful. After all one more rich Bulgar is always welcome,thank you for all your taxes and scamming opportunity.

>Bulgar
>Bulgarian

>

>

wats the difference

 

[Preben]

Thanks for Dilma Rousseff, Bulgaria.

Ahh no need mate,tho it is us that should be tankful. After all one more rich Bulgar is always welcome,thank you for all your taxes and scamming opportunity.

>Bulgar
>Bulgarian

>

>

Those on the picture below look more like Roma rather than Bulgarians.

I have extensive knowledge on the matter. I shagged a Bulgarian chick back in my Erasmus days.

 

[fantadomat]

Roma

Not romans,gypsy scum!

lophiaspis you sound like a butthurt "german",certainty ignorant tho.

 

[Preben]

Roma

Not romans,gypsy scum!.

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

 

[hoothoot]

Should make Oregon trail wagon/thief kingdom expansion for CK2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people

According to a legend reported in the Persian epic poem, the Shahnameh, from Iran and repeated by several modern authors, the Sasanian king Bahrām V Gōr learned towards the end of his reign (421–39) that the poor could not afford to enjoy music, and he asked the king of India to send him ten thousand luris, lute-playing experts. When the luris arrived, Bahrām gave each one an ox, a donkey, and a donkey-load of wheat so that they could live on agriculture and play music for free for the poor. But the luris ate the oxen and the wheat and came back a year later with their cheeks hollowed with hunger. The king, angered with their having wasted what he had given them, ordered them to pack up their bags and go wandering around the world on their donkeys

 

[HeroMarine]

Hahaha someone should mod that event into the game.

 

[Raghar]

Roma

Not romans,gypsy scum!.

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Do you know why czechs are hating Roma population?
Because they are worse than Gypsies.

 

[HeroMarine]

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-121-court-improvements.1173849/

New rules for court size and events in the next (free) patch:

There was also an earlier post by CK2 team about changing a bit how technology and combat strat works, but it's not a big of a change. Well, nothing my own personal mod didn't do already, I'll just have to rebalance some numbers to keep thins more realistic. Still, a small steps towards improvement.

 

[AwesomeButton]

What makes most sense is that the court size should scale with your realm tier. Rulers of bigger realms can afford and attract more people in their courts. Like they did historically.

It's what it says in the tooltip actually: "Rulers can house only a certain number of people in their court, depending on the tier of their Title. Beyond that number, Court Expenses will increase."