Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[TheDiceMustRoll]

I was quite hyped about DAI because their whole campaign was based on "after DA2 we are going back to the roots of the Dragon Age universe". Then I played and I played, and apart from the graphics style, the game just kept being the shallow SJW mastrubation fest that everyone knows with token RPG mechanics and fedex quests. And I played it 6 years ago.

The aforementioned tranny was arguing DAI was a great game just weeks ago. Make your conclusions. When called out, he tried to weasel out with "Joke's on you I was only pretending to be a retard" What a pathetic loser.

The exchange:

Spoiler

"Hey look, I'm a retard. DAI is a good game and Witcher 3 has no invincible frames":

nuAC combat doesnt cycle between a half dozen different animations when you press the attack button. How anyone could stand playing TW3 on death march is beyond me when Geralt can at any time do a dive roll with zero i-frames

What's up with the "fucking POS of a game" and playing it for dozens of hours and even 100%-ing it?

Because it's not a piece of s*** wow shocking mystery solved

"Go away, retard":

Have you even played witcher 3? Your roll and dodge animations are completely invincible.

Must have changed it since I beat it in 2015 and went back to replaying Dragon Age Inquisition endlessly. You know. A Good game.

"Joke's on them I was only pretending":

I don't even like DA:I, I just wanted to roast the absolute fuck out of you because you're easily the worst poster on this site.

What's with this tranny accusation? lmao you have brain damage if you're jsut gonna make up whatever.

 

[AwesomeButton]

What's with this tranny accusation? lmao you have brain damage if you're jsut gonna make up whatever.

"presumed dead tranny" - That's a reference to the thread where you said you are going into surgery the next day and a few people congratulated you on your brave decision to undergo sex change.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

What's with this tranny accusation? lmao you have brain damage if you're jsut gonna make up whatever.

That's a reference to the thread you said you are going into surgery the next day and a few people congratulated you on your brave decision to undergo sex change.

Don't you just love derailing threads with nonsense?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

I pity poor Infinitron.

 

[AwesomeButton]

What's with this tranny accusation? lmao you have brain damage if you're jsut gonna make up whatever.

That's a reference to the thread you said you are going into surgery the next day and a few people congratulated you on your brave decision to undergo sex change.

Don't you just love derailing threads with nonsense?

That's what you did here, not me.

 

[Riso]

The game is almost out and we have yet to crack the important question.

Are we playing a white male corporate fascist or a tranny punk?

 

[Robber Baron]

Gonna check each background before deciding, there're only three(3) of them anyway

 

[kangaxx]

Can we expect a heavy diet of corporations bad?

Well, name areal life big business that does good above and beyond selling products and paying their employees and subcontractors on time?

This is kind of a facile comment. Taken as a whole, the system of private enterprise is imperfect but has net improved people's lives. I don't think it's credible to argue otherwise... there's quite a lot of data to support it.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

The game is almost out and we have yet to crack the important question.

Are we playing a white male corporate fascist or a tranny punk?

Thinking I might play a corporate jewboy. I'm expecting a branch where you can turn on your masters. My plan -- infiltrate, subvert and destroy from within.

:fifthcolumn:

 

[AwesomeButton]

The game is almost out and we have yet to crack the important question.

Are we playing a white male corporate fascist or a tranny punk?

Thinking I might play a corporate jewboy. I'm expecting a branch where you can turn on your masters. My plan -- infiltrate, subvert and destroy from within.

:fifthcolumn:

Infiltrate and evade. Engage only on your own terms.

 

[Quillon]

The game is almost out and we have yet to crack the important question.

Are we playing a white male corporate fascist or a tranny punk?

I'd go with nomad from the descriptions but will try streetkid first and try not to be the good guy at all times in the first playthrough. I expect I'll reroll into a goody-two-shoes nomad pretty early tho

Will play an evul corpo for the second or third run fo'sho

 

[Steezus]

Codex is gonna play corpo just to see how it is to have a job.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I'll play a libertarian nomad blonde chick.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I pity poor Infinitron.

He is neither poor nor pitiable.

 

[DalekFlay]

Comparisons between CP2077 and OG Deus Ex, at least, are probably gonna end up far off base when we start playing. To cocksucker bugmen games journalists Deus Ex is a Square-Enix produced, fruity Montreal created plastic console abomination featuring a normie faggot called Adam Jenson. What's the bet there ends up being more gravity in just one early Deus Ex conversation than the entire breadth of our encounters in CP77.

Well I'd quit now then, as an open world Human Revolution is probably on the optimistic side of what we're getting.

 

[Sam Ecorners]

I'm proud of you sad fucks for achieving 500 pages before the game release. Here's to 2000 more pages of glorious butthurt on release.

 

[Riso]

Comparisons between CP2077 and OG Deus Ex, at least, are probably gonna end up far off base when we start playing. To cocksucker bugmen games journalists Deus Ex is a Square-Enix produced, fruity Montreal created plastic console abomination featuring a normie faggot called Adam Jenson. What's the bet there ends up being more gravity in just one early Deus Ex conversation than the entire breadth of our encounters in CP77.

Well I'd quit now then, as an open world Human Revolution is probably on the optimistic side of what we're getting.

Jokes on you, all I want is Witcher 3 with guns.

 

[Terenty]

Ppl here are getting too optimistic about roleplaying anything in CP2077. The only role you gonna play is the one that's rigidly scripted and voiced over

 

[BeyondInsanity]

I really don't understand why an fps rpg can't emulate fallout new vegas, and give the same degree of choice and consequence along with a decent setting that game gave, like why is it so much to ask from a triple A game? The outer worlds is terrible and I literally can't think of any other fps rpg that comes close.

 

[kangaxx]

Well I'd quit now then, as an open world Human Revolution is probably on the optimistic side of what we're getting.

If we get anything even approaching this good I'll be delighted. In reality, just a reminder that we will get: levelled bullet sponge enemies, levelled random loot, level-gated loot, weird "street cred" gating of shop purchases.

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Human Revolution/Mankind Divided with cars and open world would be 10/10 GOTY type of deal. I choose to believe this is what we are going to get until the cruel reality proves otherwise.

 

[Sailor Woedica]

weird "street cred" gating of shop purchases.

That totally makes sense tho if you're not cool enough lewking then they don't want you wearing their clothes

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Human Revolution/Mankind Divided with cars and open world would be 10/10 GOTY type of deal.

Sabotain!

 

[GewuerzKahn]

The map is full of icons/questionmarks like Witcher 3 :\

Spoiler

https://ibb.co/X7WHzQh

 

[Catacombs]

I'm proud of you sad fucks for achieving 500 pages before the game release. Here's to 2000 more pages of glorious butthurt on release.

The game is (allegedly) out in exactly a week. Closer to release == more hype == more pages.