Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Fedora Master]

Why are you people paying attention to journohomo opinions to begin with? The only thing that matters is the Kodex Kritical Konsensus.

The most important thing is can you shoot the trannies in game if you can its 10/10 from me. Gonna record some footage on post it on retardera.

Apparently there's only one anyway? Although I assume someone will make a vid beating it up over and over again.

 

[Lord of Riva]

Why are you people paying attention to journohomo opinions to begin with? The only thing that matters is the Kodex Kritical Konsensus.

But it's fun.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING GONNA PULL A SENSUKI OVER THESE REVIEW SCORES WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLPOINT HAMMER

 

[moon knight]

It managed to piss off SJW, this is the game of the century

 

[Justicar]

Apparently there's only one anyway? Although I assume someone will make a vid beating it up over and over again.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

tbh this just shows that crunch is the result of incompetent management only after short term stock gains

no company actually interest in creating good games over many years would chose to torture their workers so they can fuck off and retire to greener grounds

Based.

paradox is one of the few video game companies that keeps on producing better and better games and I am sure its 99% percent because they are unionized

 

[The Jester]

The incorporation of different cultures and backgrounds is wildly inconsistent from
good to inaccurate to downright offensive

Probably the only good song Suicide Boys ever had.

Nah "Antarctica" is good too.

 

[FranticDistortion]

Bugfest confirmed. Into the waiting mode i go.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

Is this the most expensive Piranha Bytes tribute ever made?

 

[Justicar]

Bugfest confirmed. Into the waiting mode i go.

Fuck the waiting I played glitcher 3 at release this cant be that bad.

 

[Preben]

Why are you people paying attention to journohomo opinions to begin with? The only thing that matters is the Kodex Kritical Konsensus.

Codex will play it, love it, then write that it's a piece of shit. Then will come back to playing some more.

 

[Justicar]

Is this the most expensive Piranha Bytes tribute ever made?

Rpg codex goty if true.

 

[FranticDistortion]

Game reviewers can't keep track on more than one thing at a time. Calling sidecontent amazing and complaining about there being too much of it in the next sentence is peak retardatition.

 

[Seigneur Locklear]

Nah "Antarctica" is good too.

Eh, you're right, I've over exaggerated a bit. I can get behind O pana, 2nd hand and do you believe in God. But generally, they've put out a lot of trash. Hell, I still recall when a friend randomly discovered them when they still had like 2-3k views at most, and then they blew up into fame over the night all the sudden.

 

[gerey]

Into the waiting mode i go.

Everyone cast your bets, how long will it take CDPR to patch the game into a playable state?

Is this a new Fallout-76-tier fiasco? Will the lulz flow once more?

 

[Justicar]

Game reviewers can't keep track on more than one thing at a time. Calling sidecontent amazing and complaining about there being too much of it in the next sentence is peak retardatition.

IGN Too Much Water is an internet meme created in 2014. It is based off of a review by IGN of the game Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire, giving it a score of 7.8 out of 10 for having "too much water."

This is the bitch that revieved cyberpunk.

 

[The Jester]

Apparently there's only one anyway? Although I assume someone will make a vid beating it up over and over again.

Lol
Exactly what came to my mind
It will be Glorious

 

[Slaver1]

This is like the shit Jim Sterling is vomiting out each day. MUUHHHH CRUNNNCH!!!! POOOR DEVS MUST CRUUUNCH!!!!!

almost every single big studio does crunch time but because poles do it, we must bring it to attention now. But please don't ever dare to notice it when it comes to US based devs.

All US devs have already fallen under their influence and could crunch till the cows come home as long as they follow the "narrative." I do sense a hint of desperation like they know CDPR aren't yet compromised in that sense, even though they are becoming saps for console gamers.

 

[Tehdagah]

I only want to see the sex scenes

 

[Fedora Master]

Why are you people paying attention to journohomo opinions to begin with? The only thing that matters is the Kodex Kritical Konsensus.

Codex will play it, love it, then write that it's a piece of shit. Then will come back to playing some more.

Nah, it'll end up like TOW. Everyone will play it, find it mediocre and forget about it in 3 months. Then we'll get the occasional retard new member bumping the thread back to page 1. Just like with TOW or Witcher 3 or PoE.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

Cyberpunk 2077 Review - IGN - This one looks true and it looks game is great despite all the starting bugs.

 

[Sigourn]

I think this just shows that Bethesda was never the problem: it's complex RPGs that are simply buggy as fuck, either because of their complexity as RPGs (Obsidian) or because of their complexity as games in general (Bethesda, and now CP2077), both of which make them very hard to iron the bugs out of.

Since I'm at it, may as well add that the reviewers "only complaining about bugs, thus it's a great game" are from the same outlets that have praised Skyrim and Fallout 4.

 

[Fedora Master]

I only want to see the sex scenes

Sex scenes that will never show the players carefully crafted dong. Because putting a dick on a lady is fine, putting a dick inside one is not.

 

[Slaver1]

I got the TPB link for the pre-download. If I like it I'll buy it. Not going to automatically reward a potential mess. They delivered with W3 and I paid them back (multiple times.)

 

[Infinitron]

Review list:

Ars Technica
CNET
Game Informer 9/10
GamesBeat 3/5
GameSpew 10/10
GameSpot 7/10
GamesRadar+ 5/5
GameWatcher 9/10
God is a Geek 10/10
IGN 9/10
PC Gamer 78/100
PCGamesN 9/10
Polygon
RPG Site 9/10
Screen Rant 4/5
Stevivor 9.5/10
The Digital Fix 10/10
The Verge
TheGamer 5/5
Trusted Reviews 4/5
VG247 5/5
VGC 5/5
Vice
Windows Central 5/5

Plus lots of sites still with review in progress.