DA2 has leaked

[Zed]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

I think I just popped a lung and woke half the building from laughing. Jesus fucking christ.
I click that link and guess what I see. Two dudes kissing while the chat is spamming "gay" and "bromance YES" etc.
Oooooooh Bioware.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

The VERY moment I got in the male Hawke tongue kissed Anders or whoever that was. The chat commented accordingly.

      12:52 delio: Rawr get it on
      12:52 bodymodboy: *brofists Delio*
      12:52 teregoman: NO STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM
      12:52 nixonhateskids: gay romance w/ anders?
      12:53 teregoman: DON'T DO IT
      12:53 lunid: gay
      12:53 nixonhateskids: lawl
      12:53 mystic_fluffy: gay
      12:53 kimsmoltz: anders is a balding gay man. it's cool, it's cool. no objections.
      12:53 bodymodboy: FLIRT WITH ANDERS
      12:53 lunid: awesome
      jtv: cizzzats says, poor video quality is poor, deal with it
      nixonhateskids: hahahahahahahah
      summoboomo: anders does not get it.
      commando66: What happened to his sister?
      knut282: KISS!
      shogunb: bromance
      delio: YES
      bluuuuuuu: WAT
      isthat: >kiss me
      snubbles: YEA
      isthat: hahaha
      zoreth: D:
      rigel09: WAT
      dcrane: ou god
      guy853: he's a man who needs the warm embrace of another man
      teregoman: He's ANDERS, He only loves Ser-Pounce-Alot ! STOP RUINING THEIR LOVE
      summoboomo: god.
      lunid: fuck yeah
      snubbles: JIZZ IN MY PANTS
      biodrone: LOL
      newportdadde: wtf
      kimsmoltz: ew. at least pick the elf.
      biodrone: HAHAHAHAHA
      gvaze: WHAT
      nixonhateskids: hhahahahhaha
      gvaze: NO
      ryzaki009: Bethany got captured by the Circle
      delio: He cant resist DAT
      bo0m3r: what.... the FUCK
      mystic_fluffy: GAAAY
      jek_herer: 
      biodrone: HAHAAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING LOL
      rigel09: what the fuck
      ryzaki009: YAY!
      guy853: 
      kaishai: Well, that was sudden!
      asaphelps: what just happened
      sakuradrl: go catser
      bluuuuuuu: 
      summoboomo: my god, those sounds.
      guy853: WHAAA
      knut282: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
      ryzaki009: LOL
      sakuradrl: caster
      shogunb: I love you anders morris
      biodrone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      isthat: hahahaha
      me: oh god
      bo0m3r: Srly..... WTF ?!!?!?
      ryzaki009: My god BWAHAHAHAHA
      kimsmoltz: where is the "shit on my dick" dlc
      nixonhateskids: ON YOUR KNEES, MAGE
      ryzaki009: I saw it finally!
      guy853: TEH FUUUUUU
      delio: It's like a threesome with Anders and Justice
      newportdadde: ow
      lunid: with justice... they're double gay
      isthat: hambeast writers confirmed
      ryzaki009: XD
      snubbles: XD
      knut282: Yaoi ! yaoi! yaoi! yaoi!
      drabysmal: justice finally gets to experience the full pleasures of the flesh
      snubbles: and then the fangirls cheered!
      ryzaki009: lmao
      bodymodboy: LEAVE OPEN THE DOOR
      nixonhateskids: Poor Justice.
      shogunb: Bioware!! i want gang bangs in the next one!
      rigel09: this dude has a cleft asshole
      biodrone: >retcon character into a homo
      repraw: what in the name of all things holy just happened
      delio: yes leave the door open
      biodrone: >hilarilol everywhere
      snubbles: lmao
      kimsmoltz: everybody you can romance in the game is bisexual.
      repraw: my eyes have been violated
      rigel09: leave the door to your anus open
      ivlajin: Anders always hitted on that elven chick in Awakening
      lunid: While they're having sex justic comes out and rapes hawke hard

EDIT: Ahaha, Zed came in at the same moment. :D

 

[Pegultagol]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

Fuck this shit.

 

[Captain Shrek]

I tell you what guys,

Faggots have paid Bioware to make it appear as if Faggotry is normal!

 

[Jools]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

Thank you. This is me now:

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

I see the reviews weren't joking about entire areas just being straight cut-and-paste jobs.

Someone mentioned that in the stream chat as well.



"I wish they would allow us to visit the Black City."



"If they did, it would just be Kirkwall with fog."

 

[racofer]

 

[Broseidon]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

The fuck? The exploding bodies are so farcical, and they're juxtaposed with the game's serious business drama.

 

[Dele]

Game can be now acquired but how do i import my saves?

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

http://www.justin.tv/cizzzats#

DA2 is being streamed right now. Gear up guys.

The fuck? The exploding bodies are so farcical, and they're juxtaposed with the game's serious business drama.

Guess someone chose Bloody Mess when they leveled.


Choices and consequences, bitch.

 

[racofer]

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD........


The Crack is out.

 

[Canus]

Now all we need is someone to post the entire plot so that I don't have to rent this to find out it's details and well thought out twists.

 

[thekdawg21]

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD........


The Crack is out.

I don't believe you. Please PM me so I can verify this information!

 

[Jools]

Now all we need is someone to post the entire plot so that I don't have to rent this to find out it's details and well thought out twists.

Why do you need someone to post it? Here it is:

The player presses A button.

Result:

AWESOME.

Endgame.

 

[Jack]

I might just play it out of curiosity, to know exactly how bad it is.
But by just watching the steam I could tell it will be about as exciting as sticking ones head in a bucket full of piss.
Why do I torture myself like this?

 

[chzr]

XP GLITCH STREAMING RIGHT NOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAINWHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAIN WONDER OF WONDERS WONDER OF WONDERS

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Observe the stream of XP gain messages in the lower right corner. All games got glitches but this was so hilarious I had to screen it. :D

 

[Ulminati]

SOMEHTING OF YOURS!
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THAT WOULD SHOW UP AGAIN?
WONDER OF WONDERS!


also interesting to note: After an infinite xp glitch leveled hawke to 20 in the stream, we can now confirm that all monsters have level scaling

 

[chzr]

LEVEL SCALING CONFIRMED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


HAWKE KILLED AFTER 2 HITS FROM DERPSPAWN ON 50 LVL :F

 

[pocahaunted]

I'm watching ROOTminigun's stream right now.

 

[Zed]

I'm watching ROOTminigun's stream right now.

he's pretty good

I'm watching TL'Tyler's stream

 

[Killzig]

Also confirmed that every level is composed of narrow, linear pathways.

 

[Jools]

Patrolling Ferelden almost makes you wish for a nuclear archdemon.

 

[Canus]

Now all we need is someone to post the entire plot so that I don't have to rent this to find out it's details and well thought out twists.

Why do you need someone to post it? Here it is:

The player presses A button.

Result:

AWESOME.

Endgame.

But if I just accept this I could miss out on the off chance that there is a point in the game that requires a combination of buttons!

 

[J_J_M]

also interesting to note: After an infinite xp glitch leveled hawke to 20 in the stream, we can now confirm that all monsters have level scaling

As was expected. From what I've heard, the game is completely copypasted from levels to monsters.