I played Diablo 3 for all of fifteen minutes. I have never been more infuriated about a game in my life. I had found enough problems in even those few minutes to dissect in my mind in my 10 minute bike ride back home.
The graphics are technologically bad, not too much of a problem considering low system requirements are good for many.
The aesthethic is straight out of a terrible, terrible comic book.
http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/531/barb-m7.jpg WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! Not only armors are bad however, the ground comes straight out of an alien planet, the environment objects have that ever present blizzard smoothing and shit texturing, making you feel like you're in some kid playpen (which it actually is, zing!)
The combat is very non visceral. The visceral workings of Diablo 2 as far as combat go was part of the reason that game played well. Enemy deaths were varied and flavorful as were the sounds that play an integral part in the feel of the combat. This is completely defenestrated in Diablo 3.
The interface was one of the few serviceable things in the game, but nothing great.
Skills and stats are a joke. This is a SIN in a diablo game! With these kinds of action rpg's you go UP, not DOWN. How the fuck was DIABLO 2 TOO COMPLICATED?!
This goes for the classes as well. I can't even tell if the barbarian is supposed to be the d2 one, although I don't really care. A witch doctor, a kung fu guy, a glowing, spikey, daemon hunter and a wizard. A fucking 3 year old would design characters like these. The Barbarian female has the face and hair of a model, too. That's blizz for you.
The moment I had my first dialogue was where I really rage quit. I felt like punching someone in the face at that point.
The
comet!! cast! my uncle
DECKARD CAIN! into the
DEPTHS of the old cathedral.
The skills are shit, the combat is shit, the look of the game is shit, the story is shit, the cinematics are shit, the characters are shit, the progression is shit, the classes are shit and it's not worth playing.
Fuck this game, fuck blizzard, fuck people who like them and their games.
So those are my thoughts.