Diablo IV

[KIss My Ass]

I'd do her. I ain't picky these days. As long as she ain't fat, I can't smell her butt from a few feet away, and she looks like a girl, I'm dtf.

 

[KIss My Ass]

 

[Ryzer]

This thread is emanating a lot of mtf transexual energy.

 

[Reinhardt]

so you went from tranny look to drag kween look.

 

[Ryzer]

Dude burps twice in this video, disgusting!

 

[Reinhardt]

wait, someone actually give him clicks?!

 

[KIss My Ass]

Beer makes you burp. News at 11.

 

[Iluvcheezcake]

Lvl 57 necro now, doing quests for renown in Scotsglen and some helltides and the occcasional tree quest.
Didnt read any guides, playing a self made build with mostly blood aoe, corpse explosion and bone whirlwind or whatever its called.
Had those gloves drop that change CE into homing zombies but the rolled stats were shit for my build so i scrapped em.
Enchanted my 2handed scythe with the aspect that gives another blood nova and i like it.
Still having fun, char feels powerful.
Paragon tree atm feels interesting as well.
Tinkering with gear and self made uniques with aspects is also very satisfying.
Think i got about 70-80 hours of fun so far, i know its money grubbing Blizz, but i do not feel cheated.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

My wife was pretty disgusted with the hambeast druid so she's playing the male version, she "didn't want to be Rosanne Barr for 100 hours."

Great job catering to the female demographic, Blizzard.

 

[d1r]

My wife was pretty disgusted with the hambeast druid so she's playing the male version, she "didn't want to be Rosanne Barr for 100 hours."

Great job catering to the female demographic, Blizzard.

They don't care, they're not catering to anyone but ESG. They have their "check list" provided by ESG what to include in their game, and that's it.

 

[Yosharian]

My wife was pretty disgusted with the hambeast druid so she's playing the male version, she "didn't want to be Rosanne Barr for 100 hours."

Great job catering to the female demographic, Blizzard.

She is womaning wrong, send her to the re-education camp

 

[NecroLord]

My wife was pretty disgusted with the hambeast druid so she's playing the male version, she "didn't want to be Rosanne Barr for 100 hours."

Great job catering to the female demographic, Blizzard.

You play Diablo 4 with your wife?
You degenerate.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

At least the couch co-op is fun, if you know what I mean...

 

[mediocrepoet]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

That's kind of cute. My wife has given up on even trying to get me gaming stuff and either avoids it or gets gift cards now.

 

[Skinwalker]

Why are all of you people playing as women?

Everyone but Skinwalker is a FAG!

Yes! Girls are gay.

 

[Filthy Sauce]

There are no girls in this game. Sorceress without MK helm.

 

[Reinhardt]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

 

[abija]

I think you remember VERY VERY wrong or at least I couldn't figure out the "avoid tranny look" minigame for necro girls.

 

[Yosharian]

Western developers ultra-focused on making characters 'realistic' and 'representative'

CAPCOM:

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Essentially it's

Sorceress -> cougar
Druidess -> Melissa mcarthy
Necro -> meth prostitute
Barbarian -> it's MA'AM

Very sad timeline we are in

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

That's kind of cute. My wife has given up on even trying to get me gaming stuff and either avoids it or gets gift cards now.

I told her if she buys me Baldurs Gate 3 on console we're getting a divorce.

 

[Skinwalker]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

You know you can change their skin color and facial presets, right?

People who only played the beta should be banned from this thread, tbh.

 

[Reinhardt]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

You know you can change their skin color and facial presets, right?

People who only played the beta should be banned from this thread, tbh.

nigger, i literally said "no matter what you try"

 

[Skinwalker]

Ok, so if I could make a normal-looking White guy for my Rogue, you could probably somehow avoid a "gypsy mystery meat" for the female, no? Too retarded to cycle through all the options? Ok, then.

 

[Reinhardt]

White