Diablo IV

[NecroLord]

My wife was pretty disgusted with the hambeast druid so she's playing the male version, she "didn't want to be Rosanne Barr for 100 hours."

Great job catering to the female demographic, Blizzard.

You play Diablo 4 with your wife?
You degenerate.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

At least the couch co-op is fun, if you know what I mean...

 

[mediocrepoet]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

That's kind of cute. My wife has given up on even trying to get me gaming stuff and either avoids it or gets gift cards now.

 

[Skinwalker]

Why are all of you people playing as women?

Everyone but Skinwalker is a FAG!

Yes! Girls are gay.

 

[Filthy Sauce]

There are no girls in this game. Sorceress without MK helm.

 

[Reinhardt]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

 

[abija]

I think you remember VERY VERY wrong or at least I couldn't figure out the "avoid tranny look" minigame for necro girls.

 

[Yosharian]

Western developers ultra-focused on making characters 'realistic' and 'representative'

CAPCOM:

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Essentially it's

Sorceress -> cougar
Druidess -> Melissa mcarthy
Necro -> meth prostitute
Barbarian -> it's MA'AM

Very sad timeline we are in

 

[Grampy_Bone]

I wasn't going to get this game at all but she bought it for me as a father's day gift... on console.

That's kind of cute. My wife has given up on even trying to get me gaming stuff and either avoids it or gets gift cards now.

I told her if she buys me Baldurs Gate 3 on console we're getting a divorce.

 

[Skinwalker]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

You know you can change their skin color and facial presets, right?

People who only played the beta should be banned from this thread, tbh.

 

[Reinhardt]

necromancer girl was the only one okayish looking i remember from beta. probably because she's white and not fat. sorceress and rogue are gypsy mystery meat at best, no matter what you try. barbarian is death by snu-snu. laquanda m'bongo is... well, laquanda m'bongo...

You know you can change their skin color and facial presets, right?

People who only played the beta should be banned from this thread, tbh.

nigger, i literally said "no matter what you try"

 

[Skinwalker]

Ok, so if I could make a normal-looking White guy for my Rogue, you could probably somehow avoid a "gypsy mystery meat" for the female, no? Too retarded to cycle through all the options? Ok, then.

 

[Reinhardt]

White

 

[KIss My Ass]

Ok, so if I could make a normal-looking White guy for my Rogue, you could probably somehow avoid a "gypsy mystery meat" for the female, no? Too retarded to cycle through all the options? Ok, then.

My sorce has pale skin. Goes nice with the black goth makeup. I imagine you can do the same for the rogue. I also don't understand your question. You're asking us if you're too retarded to cycle through the skin tones. If you have to ask then I imagine the answer is yes.

 

[Skinwalker]

Ok, so if I could make a normal-looking White guy for my Rogue, you could probably somehow avoid a "gypsy mystery meat" for the female, no? Too retarded to cycle through all the options? Ok, then.

My sorce has pale skin. Goes nice with the black goth makeup. I imagine you can do the same for the rogue. I also don't understand your question. You're asking us if you're too retarded to cycle through the skin tones. If you have to ask then I imagine the answer is yes.

I was replying to someone you have on your ignore list (Reintard).

 

[KIss My Ass]

They released like some 13 pages of patch notes. Sounds like sorceress got some minor buffs but nothing substantial. Those cock suckers.

 

[Crispy]

Guys, Diablo IV is fucking fantastic. I've quit drinking because of it.

Guys, this game fucking blows. I've got a gun to my head right now.

Guys, I love my sorceress and I'm a pro at this game now. Also, my old female boss is currently giving me a blow job.

Guys, I got so mad at Diablo IV that I threw my controller out the window and it hit my landlord in the head as she was coming up to my trailer to attempt to collect the rent. I've been evicted.

Guys, I joined a clan and I've finally found acceptance in this world. I think God Himself made this game.

Guys, I'm playing Alien Dark Descent now, please forget I ever talked about Diablo IV. Fuck those guys.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Guys, Diablo IV is fucking fantastic. I've quit drinking because of it.

Guys, this game fucking blows. I've got a gun to my head right now.

Guys, I love my sorceress and I'm a pro at this game now. Also, my old female boss is currently giving me a blow job.

Guys, I got so mad at Diablo IV that I threw my controller out the window and it hit my landlord in the head as she was coming up to my trailer to attempt to collect the rent. I've been evicted.

Guys, I joined a clan and I've finally found acceptance in this world. I think God Himself made this game.

Guys, I'm playing Alien Dark Descent now, please forget I ever talked about Diablo IV. Fuck those guys.

Take your pills crispy, you're losing it again.

Taking a break from D4 to play Aliens is a good thing. Will help keep me from getting burned out before season 1 even starts. It's still over a month away.

I already have 150 hours in D4 btw.

 

[Modron]

Shit I thought there were two of you.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Whenever I stack half an Elite's health bar with poison.

 

[Cadmus]

Guys I caved in and started playing this.
Only to be reminded that all the Diablo games feel like you're not supposed to actually be enjoying playing them. Do you feel the same way?
For example PoE and recently Last Epoch have a completely opposite feeling to them: here's lots of cool skills and items and enemies and you player enjoy the shit out of our mechanics and spectactle.

DIV look really pretty I admit and that's really the only reason I keep playing now.

 

[Fargus]

First two games were ok back in the days, but i wouldn't put myself through torture of replaying them again. Its sad that the games with such interesting setting have gameplay that is the most repetitive, braindead and grindy shit ever.

D3 is only enjoyable if you're bugman. Even mmos made by dog eaters look like the time of your life in comparison.

I dont know what kind of faggot would play the fourth one though, especially after seeing all the pre release info. The one who enjoys stepping on a rake repeteadly i guess.

 

[Vic]

First two games were ok back in the days, but i wouldn't put myself through torture of replaying them again. Its sad that the games with such interesting setting have gameplay that is the most repetitive, braindead and grindy shit ever.

that's the hook of ARPGs tho, you grind, grind, grind for those loot drops. It's like gacha, or casinos. The story is there to please the plebs, but these games are all about the grind.

 

[Ryzer]

Real Diablo 3 is Divine Divinity.