Y'know, in my last couple of games I've come to absolutely despise playing as the split-pusher. Like, the gameplay itself is fine, it's just that your team always expects some kind of magic from you - like, that no matter amount of cocks they will suck, you'll still be able to go by the side lane and push the tron solo (preferrably against the entire enemy team).
So I random the broodmother yesterday. I go solo hard. Play without spiders - in my experience, fast maxed passive is absolutely devastating against certain heroes (the opposing spectre could do nothing to me) and spiders just feed damn too much to the enemy, at any stage of the game. I have somewhat late midas, but more or less fast radiance after that (maybe not the best build, but who gives a fuck about wannabe pros). And the team is winning the small skirmishes (I also do a couple of kills), so all is fine with one exception - we play 4v5 because the legion commander got disconnected. Ok, we still win fights, push the towers, then my team is all like "dude, let's go rax!" But I look at our items and reply - no, dudes, we need to farm to go highground 4v5. I, personally, really needed that heart (or at least a reaver).
Of course, they don't give a fuck, we go mid and feed. I repeat - let's farm, but no! More all go mid, more feed. Then they all go - brood, why are you not winning us the game, go push sidelanes! I go push them, but the retards try rosh and, obviously, get wiped 3v5. That causes more whine, which lasts until the end of the game (with them, apparently, reporting me thrice, lol). They try to engage even more now hopeless battles, and they feed and feed and feed. And who's guilty at the end of the game? Broodmother, ofc, because they all played pretty well and it's me who's the "pushing machine" which "afk farmed 40 mins". Retards.
Now just now I random Furion, go jungle. I do well - 7 min midas, after that travels (I really love fast travels on furion, with the amount of tps he consumes, it's like gaining a second midas), desolator, cuirass. Splitpush and gank, we're winning the game, all goes well. Until only tier-2 at the bottom remains and once again I hear "furion, go split push, go rax, win us the game". Fine, dudes, but what about, like, placing a ward so I'm not forced to tp in blindly, without knowing where the fuck their entire team is? Or how about engaging into a fight and winning it, or at least making it last long enough (and with Storm Spirit & QoP & shadow blade Bane it's certainly a possibility) that I can do something? What about creating an opportunity for some rat doto? No, fuck you, Furion, go push! Y'know, one time I even exemplary tpd straight in and died in a short time, because that's what you do when you don't know where the enemies are, but think that stopped the split push whining?
Ofc no. So then a failed mid push happened, followed by a couple of losing teamfights occured, our team got useless (enemies got bkb + really bad item choices from our team, I mean, double orchids against TA, sniper, bloodseeker, enchantress & pudge) and while we managed to take out their mid somehow(losing 3 dudes and aegis), it still failed to help. I mean, I say to the team - we must lure them into fight, then I tp in and rat doto. Team is like "yeah, that's right, dude, finally". So what they do - they all go storm their bottom rax. Wipe, counterpush, gg, report furion. Now, I'll admit that I'm not a good furion player and I had lots of mechanical flaws in this game, but still, wtf they expect me to do if they don't understand that split push is about farming & counterattacking, not a suicide rush?