Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Decado]

Because it matters

Oh jesus fucking christ, shut the fuck up you fucking blowhards.

 

[Roguey]

The art style is strangely off-putting, but all these virtual women look fine to me. Faces that pander to the Roguey gaze.

 

[Decado]

Are all women ugly in this game

 

[Decado]

BioWare has always been full of shit about the multiple endings thing. Always. They were full of shit after ME1 and they will be full of shit here.

And I'm not really irritated because we don't get 20+ endings. I'm upset because they keep fucking saying they can deliver on this, but they never do. Because it is impossible to do. Until we have a fucking holodeck and a supercomputer and I'm flying through space, this shit will be impossible. They simply cannot devote resources to that kind of task. And they fucking know it, which is why "a different ending!!" really means a different cut scene or some changed lines of dialog. Goddamn they are so full of shit, and people keep eating it up.

 

[Xu Fugui]

BioWare has always been full of shit about the multiple endings thing. Always. They were full of shit after ME1 and they will be full of shit here.

And I'm not really irritated because we don't get 20+ endings. I'm upset because they keep fucking saying they can deliver on this, but they never do. Because it is impossible to do. Until we have a fucking holodeck and a supercomputer and I'm flying through space, this shit will be impossible. They simply cannot devote resources to that kind of task. And they fucking know it, which is why "a different ending!!" really means a different cut scene or some changed lines of dialog. Goddamn they are so full of shit, and people keep eating it up.

I dunno, they have been unusually candid about it this time around. The Mark Darrah's tweet pointing out that there's basically just going to a be a couple of real endings with many very small differences is very contrasting to claims by Todd Hypemeister Howard on how many endings Fallout 3 was going to have. He probably needed to point it out after some other dude like Mike Laidlaw went crazy and proudly proclaimed that the game was going to have a bazillion totally different endings (seems legit) at an E3 presentation, but still.

 

[Decado]

I guarantee you their "multiple endings" horseshit is going to be just as shallow this time around. How many times do they need to jam it up your ass before people start getting the hint?

 

[Xu Fugui]

I guarantee you their "multiple endings" horseshit is going to be just as shallow this time around. How many times do they need to jam it up your ass before people start getting the hint?

Eh, that's what I just said. There's like two or three endings at most with small variations. Pretty much the same stuff you've seen since Baldur's Gate 2: ToB. Their Executive Producer admits this publicly even if he's not as blunt about it. Where's the big lie this time?

 

[chestburster]

I don't play MMOs and I feel like the WoW look is pretty rare in other genres. There was Dragon Age 2, Borderlands and... umm... any others?

Torchlight, Darksiders, Wildstar, Loadout, Team Fortress, Orcs Must Die, etc.

 

[Infinitron]

I don't play MMOs and I feel like the WoW look is pretty rare in other genres. There was Dragon Age 2, Borderlands and... umm... any others?

Torchlight, Darksiders, Wildstar, Loadout, Team Fortress, Orcs Must Die, etc.

Spoiler

Divinity: Original Sin

 

[Azalin]

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Damn

 

[Morgoth]

Fuck is she ugly.

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

rough life. giving birth to demons child and than getting stab with a knife by her ex lover

 

[Elfberserker]

Damm morrigan, what happened to you!?
Is it just me or did her boob got smaller too? This is important detail in Dragon age games.

 

[dryan]

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I can't believe that is the mother of my god baby

 

[Lagole Gon]

I think the new Morrigan may be modeled after a famous performer Miranda Meadows.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Elfberserker]

Are there any decent looking women in this game?Tell me that at least one of them is good looking.
Otherwise I think my party will be sausage fest.

I have long ago given up that there would be interesting characters in dragon age universe, so I generally take them how good they look or how funny they are.

 

[Dreaad]

The more I see the graphics devolve into clean, plastic or semi photo realism (i.e. W3) the more I miss this

Would love to play a fully animated world like that, now that would be real art direction. Not this look like a comic book crap.

 

[Athelas]

Terrible. Every trailer released so far has failed to convey even a single coherent aspect of the game.

And I get the impression they still don't understand what an inquisition really is.

 

[dryan]

Terrible. Every trailer released so far has failed to convey even a single coherent aspect of the game.

And I get the impression they still don't understand what an inquisition really is.

An inquisition is about friendship and diversity. Togetherness and learning. Being always there for your companions and changing the world.

 

[Morality Games]

?

How many trailers does one game need?

 

[Infinitron]

How many trailers does one game need?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb1Fx7ZjON_6F29taDKEuSQ/videos

A lot.

 

[Elfberserker]

I thought that it was more like Spanish inquisitive of sexual diversity.
You must find and purify racism, intolerance and uuh.....Evil things.

 

[The Glitterdust Golem]

And I get the impression they still don't understand what an inquisition really is.

"CHARACTER A" gasps Pansexual Love Interest 3 (Pan), excited at the prospect of cheese, "We have captured the vile, dirty, disgusting and downright dominatinglyand devilishly devious BLOOD MAGE." A caucasian male is thrust into the scene, displaying all of the arrogant candour of a straight man with unchecked privilege. The horrible, pasty skinned white MAN reeks of arrogance, like cheese left in a warm environment for ten days past its due date. "What shall we do with.. him." Pan spits zher disgust directly into the imperialistic white pig's brown-coloured eyes, a colour belonging to an african-feralden! Not this white cis scum!

• Be benevolent: "Pan, your grace and your guile are unmatched, do not let the wretched behaviour of this fetid blood mage dissuade you away from the finer chords of your sweetly melodic voice. I desire only harmony between us, no matter our circumstance. Also I respect you for you, and not for your genitals of which I would like to felicitate but only once we both sign the waver." (x)
• Be pragmatic: "Kill his entire family, kick his dog and tip over his favourite potted plant. We can't have this blood mage FILTH and his abominable, privileged abominations survive a MINUTE LONGER. Also do all of those things in front of him so he gets the point, and then release him. I foresee no future consequences for this." ( )
• Be humourous: "I'm in Bioware game, get me out of here!" ( )

Pan's eyes flutter over to meet CHARACTER A's and, in that immediate moment, it as if time stopped still - but neither of them were mages to cast Time Stop, so Pan was rather unsure about the circumstances. Zhe looked to the vile and cretinous blood mage in suspect, but even his privilege could not extend far enough to truly disrupt the sanctity of zhe and CHARACTER A's approaching, sordid affair. "Oh CHARACTER A, I and my otherkin Bando have felt this way since we first laid eyes on you. We cannot contain ourselves any longer. GET ON THAT CHAIR YOU HUNK OF (GENDER) MEAT." Pan proceeds to independently and strongly throw CHARACTER A upon the bound and watching form of their prisoner, and proceed to cutscene EMOTIONALENGAGEMENT53

The prisoner doesn't survive. Inquisition successful.

 

[Morality Games]

Fuck is she ugly.

30s.