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Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

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BSNtards are basement-dwelling degenerates who've never had a real-life relationship. Who would've thunk.

Some of the shit on these last few pages really is disturbing even by their standards, though. [whatthefuckamireading.jpg]
 

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Insert Title Here Strap Yourselves In Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Divinity: Original Sin 2
:killitwithfire: dear god...


well at least i will fuck cassandra afterall. i am somehow into muscular women:M

This is what Eldar's Fall was all about; Obligatory Adeptus Mechanicum warning:

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Heretech srapcode like DA3 will give your Cogitator Demonic Herpes. :hero:
 

Shadenuat

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Nonsense, Eldar Fall was a high class hedonistic party full of BDSM elves doing anything they wanted on personal lucrative planet-palaces etc.
Bio is not that high class.
 

Bliblablubb

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If my CISquisitor cannot romance Cassandra, I will not even pirate this shit! Okay I wouldn't have done so anyway, but now I have an edgy excuse.
Although I am curious now whether Bioware will cave and make her bi because their <cough> loyal fans demand it, or if they will stick to their "artistic vision", ignoring their potential customers. It worked well with ME3, didn't it?
+M
 

CrimsonAngel

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Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong
So why do we know the sexual orientation of some of the slaves you can log around with you??.

It is funny to me that Bioware the OH SO progressive company is more or less labeling there NPC out the gate. IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ONE THING ABOUT THIS PERSON THEN IT IS WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT TO FUCK IT IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!....
 

Elfberserker

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You guys thought that lovecraftian horrors destroy sanity?
Those have nothing to compared to Bioware forums.

ffs at laest they should release a some sort of demo, so we could at laest discuss gameplay or encountar desing.
:negative:
 

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BioWare knows a large portion of their audience plays these games for the romance. I am geniunely surprised they still dont allow polygamy yet, then again, they need some way to make their fanbase replay their games, because there is absolutely no C&C and little reason to replay any of their games. Or hell, made a dating sim, because that seems like the next logical step in the (d)evolution of BioWare.

I have seen some biodrones deny and argue that these awful romances are not fan service "It is not fanservice, the romances are there because we care about the characters.". That said considering the tranny character you can romance it seems to be more of an agenda coupled with fanservice if anything.
 

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http://forum.bioware.com/topic/5019...discussion-thread-v30/page-2063#entry16905357

Are you kidding? I put 2 1/2 years of my life into this fandom, and other than the great people I met, it's been a colossal waste of time. I worked myself up over a character I can't romance. You think I'm going to hang around here and watch everyone else squee and gush over him (as they SHOULD)? No way. That's too f*cking painful. It means too much for me. It's already starting to sink in and my throat is getting tight, and that's still with the shock still in place.

So I will have to cut ties with this fandom and try to make a home somewhere else... but I've learned my lesson; I'll wait to hear confirmation on the other characters' sexuality so I don't fall in love with someone else (not likely since I don't like any of the options except maybe Blackwall). God this practically kills the game for me.

I'll keep in touch on Twitter and via PM and elsewhere It's been fun!

simply amazing

Thanks for the laugh bro.
 

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From the Cullen thread:

Fanfic Challenges

Kiss:
Kisses by Bekkael
All Bets Are Off by R2s Muse

First Kiss:
Trust by R2sMuse
First Kiss by meanieweenie
Templar’s First Kiss by Cacey/Jinx and Shades_of_Pale
The Kiss by Avejaded

Dark and Stormy Night:
The Calm Before by ArtemisMS/Motomotogirl/CuriousArtemis
The Coming Storm by R2s Muse

Cullen's Origin Story:
Cullen's Past by ShadesofPale7/Shades_of_Pale
Devotion by SamaraDraven
Andraste's Grace by R2s Muse

Cullen’s Hair:
Blonde by R2s Muse
Spirited by SamaraDraven
First Haircut by R2s Muse

Romance Novels:
Swords and Shields by R2sMuse
Favor and Fault by ArtemisMS/Motomotogirl/CuriousArtemis

Character Banter:
Beautiful Friendship by R2sMuse

See the other banters on Page 2000


Cullen's Odd Jobs since 9:37:
Cullen Does Thedas by R2sMuse

See the other banters on Page 2500

Cullen x Inquisitor:
Fireside by Phate Phoenix
Chocolate and Sex by R2s Muse
Dance With Me by ArtemisMoonsong/Motomotogirl/CuriousArtemis
Choose Your Own Adventure (racy) Fanfic by Ericander77
female heterosexual version
male homosexual version
gender neutral inquisitor version

Horse Washing:
Suds and Soap by Lonaargh
Working at the Horse Wash Blues by berelinde


:dgaider:
 

Jools

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So i straight up asked on the reddit dragon age page about the communities obsession with sex and romance instead of discussing actual gameplay mechanics... Some of the responses i got were... enlightening.

It seems unproductive to you. I love all RPGs, but Dragon Age are by far my favorite because of the level of depth in relationships you can have with your companions.

This. ORLY? What kind of sad and delusional excuse for an existence do these people have, when they find depth in DA's relationships? Here's EAWARE's relationship models, summarized.

Case 1:
NPC: I like apples.
Player: I like apples too.
NPC: Let's fuck.
-Tastefully Done Cutscene-

Case 2:
NPC: I like you, [Player].
Player: Let's fuck.
-Tastefully Done Cutscene-

Case 3:
NPC: I like cupcakes.
Player: I like Sunday roast.
NPC: Actually Sunday roast sounds great, let's fuck.
-Tastefully Done Cutscene-


My sister made up better romance dynamics when playing with her dolls when she was, like, 5yo.
 

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http://forum.bioware.com/topic/5019...discussion-thread-v30/page-2063#entry16905357

Are you kidding? I put 2 1/2 years of my life into this fandom, and other than the great people I met, it's been a colossal waste of time. I worked myself up over a character I can't romance. You think I'm going to hang around here and watch everyone else squee and gush over him (as they SHOULD)? No way. That's too f*cking painful. It means too much for me. It's already starting to sink in and my throat is getting tight, and that's still with the shock still in place.

So I will have to cut ties with this fandom and try to make a home somewhere else... but I've learned my lesson; I'll wait to hear confirmation on the other characters' sexuality so I don't fall in love with someone else (not likely since I don't like any of the options except maybe Blackwall). God this practically kills the game for me.

I'll keep in touch on Twitter and via PM and elsewhere It's been fun!

simply amazing

Thanks for the laugh bro.

I can't even begin to explain why this is so gorgeous. 10/10. Well spotted.
 

Jools

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So i straight up asked on the reddit dragon age page about the communities obsession with sex and romance instead of discussing actual gameplay mechanics... Some of the responses i got were... enlightening.

[GAYGAYGAY]
I think it's easier to become emotionally invested in a romance than it is with game mechanics. Though I did neary fall off my chair when they announced you get horses, but still. It's just not as exciting, or as much to speculate about, or make up stories and concepts around.
[MOARGAYMOARGAYMOARGAY]

Inb4 Someone asks if horses are romanceable, and what sexuality are they.
 
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Angthoron

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So i straight up asked on the reddit dragon age page about the communities obsession with sex and romance instead of discussing actual gameplay mechanics... Some of the responses i got were... enlightening.

[GAYGAYGAY]
I think it's easier to become emotionally invested in a romance than it is with game mechanics. Though I did neary fall off my chair when they announced you get horses, but still. It's just not as exciting, or as much to speculate about, or make up stories and concepts around.
[MOARGAYMOARGAYMOARGAY]

Inb4 Someone asks if horses are romanceables, and what sexuality are they.
Bio horses put the silent "w" back into the word.

Whores, of course.
 
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When i read some of the posts here that are linked from Biware and that tummber (or whatever its name is) thingy im really sad that im not psychiatrist.
Such mountains of gold i could made these times.
As old crpg gamer, that remember late 80's and have almost every crpg that is worth to mention on my hard drive ive found history of Biware
as great FALL . Once decent crpg developer it now falls into depths of LGBTN...[insert any letter here] terrorism and became maker of action packed games in 3D .
I get nothing to sexual minorities and other sexual deviants as long as they stay mile away with their agressive "fight for rights and special treatment" nonsense.
Biware should know that talking about "how special, and how they need to be cared of by all of mankind" just have adversal effect and many people just hate that minorities for their desire to be special becouse of bed activities,
special rights and special everything. Did we made special parades and demand special rights becouse we are heterosexual, no, so
what is so special that some people like same sex ? Nothing. And for to be honest few weeks almost main feautre of this hilarious blasphemy called "Inquisition" ( its title is hilarious for game about deviants ;) is who likes boys, who girls, who animals and who dead bodies. Where are we living people? There is nothing to be excited about with this game, it looks hilarious like rail sex simulator with dialogues and some jazzy graphics with big swords and explosive spells.
I will not buy this game after what i study, not only for sick design and low, linear crpg value [i think it can beat the DA1, DA2 - it was really painfull experience] but as little brick into the wall of stopping Lgbt terrorism , becouse ive found that trend to be dangerous.
Indeed it needs Inquistion and im glad that catholic church is still around.
There are so many great cprgs around, like Divinity Original Sin as latest example, and so much on horizon like Torment, Wasteland 2, even Risen 3 will be better than DA:I (trust my experience ;) , Witcher 3 (i don't like 1 and 2 too much as they are too linear and more action game than crpg but 3 looks good fo now), Pillars. Not to mention golden classics which will be forever fun (BG, IWD, Arcanum, TOEE, M&M etc.) especially with great mods.
So go home Biware.
 

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Seems they made a conscious effort to make all females look ugly. Gaider and his hidden agenda of promoting gay romance as the only way to bang the hot pieces of meat that are the male companions...

270px-Dorian.png


chiseled
 

Maculo

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Strap Yourselves In Pathfinder: Wrath
http://forum.bioware.com/topic/5019...discussion-thread-v30/page-2063#entry16905357

Are you kidding? I put 2 1/2 years of my life into this fandom, and other than the great people I met, it's been a colossal waste of time. I worked myself up over a character I can't romance. You think I'm going to hang around here and watch everyone else squee and gush over him (as they SHOULD)? No way. That's too f*cking painful. It means too much for me. It's already starting to sink in and my throat is getting tight, and that's still with the shock still in place.

So I will have to cut ties with this fandom and try to make a home somewhere else... but I've learned my lesson; I'll wait to hear confirmation on the other characters' sexuality so I don't fall in love with someone else (not likely since I don't like any of the options except maybe Blackwall). God this practically kills the game for me.

I'll keep in touch on Twitter and via PM and elsewhere It's been fun!


simply amazing
My god, I kept reading that thread. The same person posted,


I **** you not; I'm over here crying LOL Grow up, self!!!

I never realized DA had such an obsessed audience.
 

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http://forum.bioware.com/topic/5019...discussion-thread-v30/page-2063#entry16905357

Are you kidding? I put 2 1/2 years of my life into this fandom, and other than the great people I met, it's been a colossal waste of time. I worked myself up over a character I can't romance. You think I'm going to hang around here and watch everyone else squee and gush over him (as they SHOULD)? No way. That's too f*cking painful. It means too much for me. It's already starting to sink in and my throat is getting tight, and that's still with the shock still in place.

So I will have to cut ties with this fandom and try to make a home somewhere else... but I've learned my lesson; I'll wait to hear confirmation on the other characters' sexuality so I don't fall in love with someone else (not likely since I don't like any of the options except maybe Blackwall). God this practically kills the game for me.

I'll keep in touch on Twitter and via PM and elsewhere It's been fun!


simply amazing
My god, I kept reading that thread. The same person posted,


I **** you not; I'm over here crying LOL Grow up, self!!!

I never realized DA had such an obsessed audience.

And that's why you're not a game designer at eaware. ;P
 
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Seems they made a conscious effort to make all females look ugly. Gaider and his hidden agenda of promoting gay romance as the only way to bang the hot pieces of meat that are the male companions...

270px-Dorian.png


chiseled
I dunno, man. That 15yo douche haircut makes me laugh inside every time I see it.
0/10 retarded faggot. Would not bang.
That I am oppressive cis scum is irrelevant.
 
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dunno but both leliana and that josephine looks pretty fuckable

dragon_age_inquisition_leliana_0003-pc-games.jpg


anyway more important question. will there be sheep to fuck in brothel?
 

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