Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Stainless Veteran]

Who the fuck cares about having niggers and chinks in a goddamn fantasy world.

Tumblerinas, obvs. If they managed to stir a shitstorm even about historical European medieval setting, unironically, then fantasy one just must be POC GLBT friendly. In their opinion, of course.

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[tuluse]

Who the fuck cares about having niggers and chinks in a goddamn fantasy world.

He posts with no sense of irony.

 

[SausageInYourFace]

Alix Wilton Regan, voice actress of the Inquisitor discusses why we need to have gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender characters in our role-playing games

Spoiler

:incloosive:

She seems to be a nice enough gal.

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What about for example underrated very fat people ? Gays, Lesbs, Trans, Necro, etc. are okay for Devs but they fear problem of fat people? Almost all characters in crpgs by Bioware looks like after regular fitness discipline.

That is sort of correct. It is probably a wish fulfillment thing, that you want your group of heroes and friends to look as cool and aesthetically pleasing as possible. Nobody wants to run around with a bunch of fat sweaty neckbeards, it reminds the typical gamer too much of his real life. It would simply not be marketable.

 

[JarlFrank]

Who the fuck cares about having niggers and chinks in a goddamn fantasy world.

Tumblerinas, obvs. If they managed to stir a shitstorm even about historical European medieval setting, unironically, then fantasy one just must be POC GLBT friendly. In their opinion, of course.

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Just...

"LOOK, HERE ARE MEDIEVAL PAINTINGS OF BLACK PEOPLE MADE IN BOHEMIA, NEVERMIND THAT THEY DEPICT LEGENDARY QUEENS AND SAINTS WHO LIVED IN AFRICA LOLZ"

 

[Bubbles]

Now that is some really off-putting voice acting. I'm going with the Asian.

 

[Goat Vomit]

Who the fuck cares about having niggers and chinks in a goddamn fantasy world.

White ppl and immigrant bums without jobs. I don't think they even realize how ridiculous they sound. It is as if I would say "I've recently read an old illustrated Chinese short story and everyone in it was a slit eyed yellow person OMG this won't stand, where's the blacks? Structural racism spotted, those gooks must learn to be inclusive and stop being so bigoted. I've also seen an animated film made in africa and everyone in it was a darkie and there wasn't a single gay in it, those fukken homophone raycists. Do ur homework blacks, F- insert a load of trannies into your folklore next time and you might get a C+.
:kwafuckyeah: "
And people would actually take me seriously.

She seems to be a nice enough gal.

How interesting that they have an Asian actress option, but went with two white guys.

And I bet they aren't even gay, the nerve!

 

[Volourn]

Blondie is HOT! and has a sexy voice to boot!

 

[Night Goat]

Does Dragon Age world even have Africa and Asia equivalents? It only seems to have four or five countries,

 

[AW8]

OK, which one of you...

 

[Roguey]

Does Dragon Age world even have Africa and Asia equivalents? It only seems to have four or five countries,

Rivaini is where most of the black people come from. Duncan, Isabela, and Vivienne trace their ancestry from there. No one with Asian features outside of character creation.

 

[Bliblablubb]

Freddy Prince Jr. ---- Iron Bull (voice) .... Again? Somebody at Bioware must really get wet pants thinking of him.

I like Alix's sexy brit accent, though I douibt she will fully use it, was too far on the annoying side in Risen 2. Wasn't she a SWTOR bunny for the soldier class? That voice was a lot better.

Sumalee will make a good CISquisitor for you guys, if I remember her voice from SR4/Skyrim correctly. Rejoice!

 

[Stainless Veteran]

I like Alix's sexy brit accent, though I douibt she will fully use it, was too far on the annoying side in Risen 2. Wasn't she a SWTOR bunny for the soldier class? That voice was a lot better.

If you're talking about F!Trooper class, then no, it was Jennifer Hale, that's why the voice was a lot better.

Jennifer Hale — Republic Trooper Female / Master Satele Shan / Additional Voices (voice) [src]

 

[Bliblablubb]

No I meant a romancable char for the trooper (checking wiki).. Elara Dorne. Hmmm, no that was Moira Quirk it seems. My bad.

So the only examples of Alix's voice I know of are the annoying Patty from Risen 2 and the hyperactive carpet muncher from Me3. Uuuuh, I hope she is more versatile than that...

 

[Stainless Veteran]

No I meant a romancable char for the trooper (checking wiki).. Elara Dorne. Hmmm, no that was Moira Quirk it seems. My bad.

So the only examples of Alix's voice I know of are the annoying Patty from Risen 2 and the hyperactive carpet muncher from Me3. Uuuuh, I hope she is more versatile than that...

Gah, I've forgotten that SWTOR had romances. To add another insult to an injury of nonexistent endgame, shitty mass PvP and hideous armor designs. Never played for Republic, were their companions as inane as Empire ones?

 

[Bubbles]

Republic companions were generally worse. The people who wrote and voice acted the Consular stuff should be forbidden from ever working in the industry again.

 

[Mangoose]

Republic companions were generally worse. The people who wrote and voice acted the Consular stuff should be forbidden from ever working in the industry again.

Hepler wrote Scoundrel

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Republic companions were generally worse. The people who wrote and voice acted the Consular stuff should be forbidden from ever working in the industry again.

Did it have Emotionless Jedi Acting™ aka Microsoft Sam?
Well, I always thought that Republic was retarded, so I'm not surprised that Bio added another layer of inanity on already stupid foundation. That is to say, the only thing that I liked in SWTOR was Imperial Agent's, and, to much lesser extent, Sith Inquisitor's storylines.

 

[Bliblablubb]

A few good ones among them, mostly those that were not useful (since you needed the medic char)
Jedi Knight had Laura "Mai Waifu" Bailey as a rebellious teenager type. Was pretty good counter if you played your toon with a stick in your ass. Also an R2D2 clone and a joking-womanizer doc meant for female chars. IMHO JK had the most rounded setup in terms of companions and story.
Smuggler had some annoying hotshot for femsmugs to romance and OMG Twilight Sparkle. Never played it far enough to initiate romance with her, because gameplay sucked.
I never played the Trooper, but Elara was supposed to be a good one, along with the gung-ho combat robot.

Basically all classes had 1-2 good ones, the rest was meh. Since you spend more time with the early ones, the late arrivals were mostly "not worth investing time".

I am still traumatised by Bugboy, the romancable char for female Agents. I made the mistake of rolling a FemAgent, because I consider her voice actress to be one of the few thing worth remebering from DA2. A female James Bond. That could only suck... and suck it did. I was stuck with him and If he was supposed to cater female players, something is seriously wrong with Bioware.
Not the "Vette creepy" level, but the "WTF did just happen?" type.

And yeah, Consular was the worst thing ever to appear in a game. Rumored to be abandoned, puzzled together by several devs and quickly finished.

 

[FuriousGamer87]

Alix Wilton Regan, voice actress of the Inquisitor

 

[Bubbles]

This is what Consular was like. Truly thrilling stuff:

Sumalee will make a good CISquisitor for you guys, if I remember her voice from SR4/Skyrim correctly. Rejoice!

She isn't great, but at least she has range

 

[Stainless Veteran]

A few good ones among them, mostly those that were not useful (since you needed the medic char)
Jedi Knight had Laura "Mai Waifu" Bailey as a rebellious teenager type. Was pretty good counter if you played your toon with a stick in your ass. Also an R2D2 clone and a joking-womanizer doc meant for female chars. IMHO JK had the most rounded setup in terms of companions and story.
Smuggler had some annoying hotshot for femsmugs to romance and OMG Twilight Sparkle. Never played it far enough to initiate romance with her, because gameplay sucked.
I never played the Trooper, but Elara was supposed to be a good one, along with the gung-ho combat robot.

Basically all classes had 1-2 good ones, the rest was meh. Since you spend more time with the early ones, the late arrivals were mostly "not worth investing time".

I am still traumatised by Bugboy, the romancable char for female Agents. I made the mistake of rolling a FemAgent, because I consider her voice actress to be one of the few thing worth remebering from DA2. A female James Bond. That could only suck... and suck it did. I was stuck with him and If he was supposed to cater female players, something is seriously wrong with Bioware.
Not the "Vette creepy" level, but the "WTF did just happen?" type.

Wait, that creepy-ass antman diplomat was a romance option?

 

[Bliblablubb]

Wait, that creepy-ass antman diplomat was a romance option?

Oh yes he was... I was pissed because FemAgent didn't get any tail (the male one is.. well James Bond) so I though "FOR SCIENCE"... then he wanted to sing to me with his bugs or something.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Wait, that creepy-ass antman diplomat was a romance option?

Oh yes he was... I was pissed because FemAgent didn't get any tail (the male one is.. well James Bond) so I though "FOR SCIENCE"... then he wanted to sing to me with his bugs or something.

Eeeh. Then it seems that somebody at Bioware definitly faps to this then.

 

[RPGMaster]

Freddy Prince Jr. ---- Iron Bull (voice) .... Again? Somebody at Bioware must really get wet pants thinking of him.

BioWare are inclusive. That means they love really shit actors too. It's their social responsibility. If BioWare doesn't give him work who else will?

 

[Borelli]

Wait, that creepy-ass antman diplomat was a romance option?

Oh yes he was... I was pissed because FemAgent didn't get any tail (the male one is.. well James Bond) so I though "FOR SCIENCE"... then he wanted to sing to me with his bugs or something.

Eeeh. Then it seems that somebody at Bioware definitly faps to this then.

Jesus Christ.