Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Wirdschowerdn]

Okay this is it. That's the last time I skim into this shitty thread.

 

[Knut]

Why can't Bioware design hotties like these for me to romance?

Spoiler

LOL and how do these "angels"contribute to combat? by furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?

i'd take bioware grimdark fluff over this kind of bullshit anytime.

 

[Zed]

Why can't Bioware design hotties like these for me to romance?

Spoiler

LOL and how do these "angels"contribute to combat? by furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?

i'd take bioware grimdark fluff over this kind of bullshit anytime.

you would take bioware grimdark fluff over angels furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?
this is why we will never have true innovation this generation.

 

[Telengard]

I wouldn't go so far as to say they were ugly, but they do need to go to a better transgender surgeon who knows proper boob placement and how to make them the same size. As well as how to tone down giant man arms. Can't go cut rate on these things. Plus, Red needs to work on her 5 o' clock shadow. Surgeon won't be able to do anything about her deformed neck, but a larger adam's apple choker should help disguise it. While Blue needs to find ways to make the bulge less obvious.

But still, they're not ugly.

Telengard outed as a woman, and a bitch at that.

Could be. Could be. Or he could be someone who has taken at least one life drawing class. Or maybe both. You decide which it is.

It is the equivalent of a hairdresser saying another womans hair looks like shit, it may be right, but you are still either a bitch or a colossal faggot for pointing it out.

Mhm, the inability to discuss proper proportion, limb placement, and body lines in today's art classes must be why today's animu artists can't draw the human body right.

I kid. But on the other hand, it should be known that androgyny is a major movement in Far East art going back hundreds of years, and this is especially true in Japan, and particularly so for anime. The more well known pretty boy aesthetic and the two pretty boys having a romance are just the most widespread. Androgynous imagery and characters of all types are rife throughout anime. All lovers of anime should be aware of just what they may be watching.

And anyone who recommends to Bioware that they should import the style should be aware of just what aspects Bioware may choose to import. (Bioware yaoi romance anyone? Bioware could give the term Animu Faggotry a whole new flavor.)

 

[Lhynn]

Why can't Bioware design hotties like these for me to romance?

Spoiler

LOL and how do these "angels"contribute to combat? by furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?

i'd take bioware grimdark fluff over this kind of bullshit anytime.

you would take bioware grimdark fluff over angels furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?
this is why we will never have true innovation this generation.

I wish i could brofist the fuck out of you right now.

 

[Night Goat]

Why can't Bioware design hotties like these for me to romance?

Putting attractive women into the game would send the SJW hambeasts that comprise Bioware's core audience into a rage, causing them to scream about "unrealistic standards of beauty" in between shoving fistfuls of twinkies into their gaping maws.

LOL and how do these "angels"contribute to combat? by furiously sucking cock of anyone in vicinity?

Yes. What better way to keep morale high?

 

[Cyberarmy]

Seems legit.

 

[Caim]

Well I do sure hope so: it would bring up the average quality of the characters in the game by quite a bit.

 

[Mangoose]

Seems legit.

At least Visas was blind.

Also at Jedi Exile brofisting the post.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

New exclusive Trailer presenting Orc enemies just hit :

 

[Zed]

New exclusive Trailer presenting Orc enemies just hit :

you need to remove this part from your link for the video to embed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

Thanks, enjoy new content

 

[Zed]

Thanks, enjoy new content

content enjoyed. but I don't think that's from dragon age. not enough character diversity.

 

[Wulfric Pinewood]

But they are all homosexual Sir

 

[kris]

u r faggot

He didn't say that about real women or some that look like a real woman.

 

[dryan]

du är bög

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

"he he he"



edit.
dat hivemind

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

This sword design is ridiculous.

 

[eremita]

Video: I think devs in Obsidian, Bioware, CDProject etc. would do themselves a big fucking favor if they emphasized before every single presentation that *this* part is indeed played on easy difficulty.

I don't get this whole "we need to show a lot of shit so we're gonna just run through all the trash enemies". It's stupid.

 

[polo]

Im not sure which one is the hilt, top or bot?
Also, can i romance it?

 

[Konjad]

I bet you can fuck everything on that trailer, including the giant spider-like creature and the dragon.

If not I'll be disappointed, I always though RPGs are about fucking.

 

[cvv]

I bet you can fuck everything on that trailer

And if not the biodrones start rampaging through the forums like the Wehrmacht through Poland, raging hysterically and abusing charities until Biowhore releases a "Fuck All" addon downloadable for free for all their awesome and loyal fans.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

This sword design is ridiculous.

Looks like perfect fit for this guy:

 

[RK47]

too much spoilers in this thread. need to stop reading. keep the hype high.

 

[Lhynn]

Looks boring.