Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[Lodis]

Oh right I almost forgot that director of the game is a tranny. Explains why all the women in this game look as unappealing as possible. Even token fanservice girl Morrigan looks like shit now. Nobody hates attractive women whether real or fictional more than trannies.

 

[Nano]

Looks like Morrigan peaked with Inquisition.

The decline already started in Inquisition when they magically brought her bra size down two sizes. Also, they put a bra on her.

 

[Semiurge]

Oh right I almost forgot that director of the game is a tranny. Explains why all the women in this game look as unappealing as possible. Even token fanservice girl Morrigan looks like shit now. Nobody hates attractive women whether real or fictional more than trannies.

It's like representation for a specific handicap. Be it the five o'clock shadow, the low voice or the odd bulkiness of the frame and a lack of fat deposits, they want these features to be represented in every game. Essentially they want their kind not only represented, but made the norm in entertainment. This is their way of becoming real women in the eyes of modern consumers, I guess. Through media mass-saturation.

This goes hand-in-hand with the current blurring of all known lines and natural limits, of right and wrong also. You're witnessing cultural devastation.

 

[Tyranicon]

Here's the stats on IGN's upload of the same trailer, so you can see what a uh, "non-sponsored" version looks like. Yes, the percentage math is fucky, it's closer to a 50% dislike ratio.

 

[Fedora Master]

It's that time where the Codex starts analyzing every little piece of info for a game they all claim is TOTAL ASSPOOP AND THAT THEY WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY

 

[Stoned Ape]

It's that time where the Codex starts analyzing every little piece of info for a game they all claim is TOTAL ASSPOOP AND THAT THEY WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY

Why would the rest of us play it when you can play it for us and let us know what it's like?

 

[Butter]

The Witcher 3, nine years ago:

Thanks. I just broke my hip.

 

[Silverfish]

Also, they put a bra on her.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Why is everyone freaking out over Morrigan? That bitch was one of the most annoying characters they made. The only reason she ever made it to the end of a playthrough is because of the ritual she offers in order to survive. And even that is sketchy as all shit.
And she's not hot. At all. Are you all blind? Have you not seen hot characters? WTF....

 

[Bulo]

I'd like to replay Origins for the main story. It's a fun little political drama with monsters thrown in, like a less pretentious Game of Thrones. Unfortunately the gameplay stinks

 

[BrainMuncher]

Looks like Morrigan peaked with Inquisition. I guess the Troon mafia or whatever forgot to uglify her or something. How is that possible. I thought attractive women are not allowed in my vidya.

She's a furry

 

[Storyfag]

Why is everyone freaking out over Morrigan? That bitch was one of the most annoying characters they made. The only reason she ever made it to the end of a playthrough is because of the ritual she offers in order to survive.

Doesn't she offer it somewhat near the end anyway? Meaning you had to have a different reason to keep her around until then?

 

[Cael]

Why is everyone freaking out over Morrigan? That bitch was one of the most annoying characters they made. The only reason she ever made it to the end of a playthrough is because of the ritual she offers in order to survive.

Doesn't she offer it somewhat near the end anyway? Meaning you had to have a different reason to keep her around until then?

She is a mage. Put her in the party with Wynn and it is easy mode unleashed.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Doesn't she offer it somewhat near the end anyway? Meaning you had to have a different reason to keep her around until then?

That's literally the only reason. And she can't offer it if she's dead.

She is a mage. Put her in the party with Wynn and it is easy mode unleashed.

MC can also be a mage.

 

[Aarwolf]

She is a mage. Put her in the party with Wynn and it is easy mode unleashed.

And a crappy one, because of feats wasted on shapeshifting, which I never used. I played as a mage myself, and she was a forever backbenched, alone and forgotten in her tent.

 

[Fedora Master]

lmao imagine not using the full respec mod

 

[skaraher]

It's that time where the Codex starts analyzing every little piece of info for a game they all claim is TOTAL ASSPOOP AND THAT THEY WOULD NEVER EVER PLAY

But DAI was asspoop and I never played it, I watched the story on youtube

 

[MjKorz]

lmao imagine not using the full respec mod

The 'dex needs a special "Cheater" reaction.

 

[Ryzer]

lmao imagine not using the full respec mod

Fedora Master: " Imagine playing a Bioware game"
Also Fedora Master: "Imagine not using the full respec mod in Dragon Age Origins"

 

[Cael]

She is a mage. Put her in the party with Wynn and it is easy mode unleashed.

And a crappy one, because of feats wasted on shapeshifting, which I never used. I played as a mage myself, and she was a forever backbenched, alone and forgotten in her tent.

Virulent walking bomb, and I believe she was already on the tree towards mana clash.

 

[Fedora Master]

lmao imagine not using the full respec mod

Fedora Master: " Imagine playing a Bioware game"
Also Fedora Master: "Imagine not using the full respec mod in Dragon Age Origins"

Are you fucking high? Nobody said DAO was bad. In fact, the entire debacle that is the DA series started because Bioware were too retarded to stick to the formula.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Why is everyone freaking out over Morrigan? That bitch was one of the most annoying characters they made. The only reason she ever made it to the end of a playthrough is because of the ritual she offers in order to survive. And even that is sketchy as all shit.
And she's not hot. At all. Are you all blind? Have you not seen hot characters? WTF....

She's that goth girl you always wanted to screw but were to afraid to talk to her because you (correctly) considered yourself too lame for her attention.

Well, in DAO you could finally talk to her and more!

 

[Lord_Potato]

Why is everyone freaking out over Morrigan? That bitch was one of the most annoying characters they made. The only reason she ever made it to the end of a playthrough is because of the ritual she offers in order to survive.

Doesn't she offer it somewhat near the end anyway? Meaning you had to have a different reason to keep her around until then?

She is a mage. Put her in the party with Wynn and it is easy mode unleashed.

Or play a male mage, join forces with Morrigan and completely forget about the granny.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Nobody said DAO was bad.

I can assure you that the more prestigious Codexers have asserted that Dragon Age: Origins is a bad game, as with everything developed by Bioware after Shattered Steel.

 

[Fedora Master]

Nobody said DAO was bad.

I can assure you that the more prestigious Codexers have asserted that Dragon Age: Origins is a bad game, as with everything developed by Bioware after Shattered Steel.

While I'm all about shitting on Bioware, fact is that DAO was very well received. Maybe it was because of the drought of actual RPGs at the time but even here the general opinion is that it is an alright game. Without the usual Codex Revisionism.