Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Camel]

We will criticize the game but will always play it.

Not this time and not this game. Even Fedora Master swears he wouldn’t pirate the Veilguard.

 

[Dr1f7]

We will criticize the game but will always play it.

Not this time and not this game. Even Fedora Master swears he wouldn’t pirate the Veilguard.

i'll make up for him i've pre-ordered two copies so i can criticize it REAL hard

 

[Robber Baron]

because BG3 seems to have stretched out the anal cavity of all of the western waifu degenerates and they crave more.

BG3 has attractive characters, you can create visually appealing MC if you want, this abomination has top surgery option

 

[Hellion]

By this point I'm hoping this is all an elaborate marketing plot and 1-2 days before release Bioware will release a statement "LOL fooled you, as if anyone would actually create such garbage on purpose, here's what our game REALLY looks like" and proceed to show something completely different than what we've seen so far.

It all seems bleak but in the final hour mein fuhrer Corinne Busche will use the Wunderwaffen that will bring us final victory.

 

[Lagole Gon]

I'm gonna be that guy and say the game will probably do *okay* - below the expectations of ever greedy suits, but not bad enough to kill Bioware.

Bioware's undead existence will continue.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

because BG3 seems to have stretched out the anal cavity of all of the western waifu degenerates and they crave more.

BG3 has attractive characters, you can create visually appealing MC if you want, this abomination has top surgery option

Shadowheart and Minthara are attractive enough

 

[Pink Eye]

This bitch just keeps dropping:

https://steamdb.info/stats/globaltopsellers/

 

[Herumor]

This bitch just keeps dropping:

https://steamdb.info/stats/globaltopsellers/

It's actually at the 92nd place according to Steam:

https://store.steampowered.com/charts/topselling/global

 

[Pink Eye]

Ah, actual steam store is more accurate, I'm retarded, thanks.

 

[Konjad]

It's actually at the 92nd place

95th*

 

[Tyranicon]

"I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the Empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead Whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this Blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."

Maybe Cory wasn't so bad after all.

 

[frajaq]

"I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the Empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead Whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this Blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."

Maybe Cory wasn't so bad after all.

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Its weird how much this one face looks far better than most in Dragon Age Inquisition and Veilguard

 

[Pink Eye]

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Nah. I miss her instead:

 

[karoliner]

She is fucking that dog isn't she?

 

[Alienman]

Ehm... something poking out there miss.

 

[Ryzer]

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Nah. I miss her instead:

David Gaider self-insert. Roguey can tell you more about xer.

 

[JarlFrank]

 

[Pink Eye]

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Ehm... something poking out there miss.

It's a dick! That's a dick! I can't unsee that now. This is truly what the liberals want: our women to have dicks.

 

[Robber Baron]

Maybe Cory wasn't so bad after all.

Despite being fundamentally flawed both DA2 and DAI carried the excellence of DAO worldbuilding well enough to warrant struggling through the dogshit gameplay

 

[jackofshadows]

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Ehm... something poking out there miss.

Looks feminine.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Do we know if there are any hot women you can Romance? I mean like Isabela in DA2, Viconia in BG or Josephine in DA:I

And while DA2 Isabella was decent eye candy she's literally a walking petri dish of STDs. You need better standards man.

...And that's how he went from BruceVC to BruceVD

Cohesion

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Personally, I hate these psyops who try to convince us that femininity is overweight and generally unhealthy, more than those who condemn all sex entirety.

 

[Caim]

Lmao, this new Darkspawn design. More like DORKspawn, am I right?!

Ah yes.

The Derpspawn.

 

[Laz Sundays]

"In the depths of a mind insane, fantasy and reality are the same " - Slayer

 

[Semiurge]

Barkeep woman has unusually muscular arms. I bet this will be a common theme....

So, you are saying that the game devs deliberately made things out of proportion in order to uglify the characters... Why? Is it some sort of troll aim at the players? Some sort of "fuck you" aimed at the game company? What the hell???

It goes with the cartoony, pedomorphic style. Notice how the whole tone of the scene changes to more mature when the characters get smaller heads and wider shoulders? They made the proportions "cute" on purpose, so that they can poach from the Sims crowd. The Sims visual style is one of the most hideous ones I've ever seen, but then I've never been into the uncanny-valley mix of cartoony and real.

Pretty hot MC, not gonna lie, big head or not

Yes. It's such a waste.

I don't think this slider actually does anything.

they cant go too crazy, or else it would cause armor clipping and everyone would complain even MORE!!!1

The sliders don't dynamically adjust to other sliders' settings, so maybe the glutes will look bigger if the thigh size is reduced. That qunari ass is unbelievably flat though.

Im starting to think - do they make all these "feminine" sliders meaningless solely to not trigger trannies?

This. And probably to trigger man.

So inclusive right? Except if you are a curvy woman. I think they justify this with the argument, that curvy woman are overrepresented in other games anyway. Like they wanna restore some kind of balance with only making ugly haks possible to create, lol.

They probably don't want too many normies and coomers to take an interest in this franchise, so obviously they try to keep the sex-appeal settings minimal. How inclusive indeed.