Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Cohesion]

This is probably the only game I will say this about while on the Codex: Whoever plays this needs mercy killing with two shots in the back of their head.

I want a Codexer to unironically play this then write an in-depth Codex review.

I don't think it's gonna happen.

Look, I slurp every shitty RPG, and enjoyed Dragon Age series, and I have hard time convincing myself DA4 is even worth demoing for codex cred. Perhaps Darth Roxor , who completed Arcania, could be your hope, but I doubt even this. Or Crispy who has hundreds of hours in Skyrim. I still doubt it.

A codexer who touches it should be remembered, for sure.

Fedora Master will play it 100% and then tell everyone to "stop touching poop". Thanks to his sacrifice we won't have to taste shit ourselves.

 

[Hedasd]

This is probably the only game I will say this about while on the Codex: Whoever plays this needs mercy killing with two shots in the back of their head.

I want a Codexer to unironically play this then write an in-depth Codex review.

I may be the only Dragon Age fan on this forum and I would kill myself if someone forced me to play this. But if it gets cracked faster than other recent denuvo games Im willing to subject this forum to the ramblings of a 3rd worlder pushed to the edge by a bunch of unhinged trannies in Canada.

 

[Child of Malkav]

I may be the only Dragon Age fan on this forum

I was a fan back when I played Origins and thought that the next games will only get better. I only like Origins.

But if it gets cracked faster than other recent denuvo games

If it has denuvo. And it won't get cracked faster. There is very little interest and even lesser people capable of cracking this disease.

Im willing to subject this forum to the ramblings of a 3rd worlder pushed to the edge by a bunch of unhinged trannies in Canada

Please don't.

 

[Thalstarion]

I was a fan back when I played Origins and thought that the next games will only get better. I only like Origins.

Likewise.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

For what it's worth, I'll probably play it out of a mix of boredom and morbid curiosity. Won't be writing any review for it tho.

 

[BrainMuncher]

You literally cannot tell me that her Rook is ugly like...you'd just be lying to yourself.

 

[d1r]

I know some people here are actually worried that you'll be unable to create a "pretty" Rook but I think this video shoots down that idea. I love how she looks in the cut scene at 0:25, she's stunning. You literally cannot tell me that her Rook is ugly like...you'd just be lying to yourself.

"pretty"

fucking lol

found a WEG enjoyer right here.

 

[Skinwalker]

I've recently replayed the entirety of Strapon Age: Cisquisition, including all the DLCs, out of sheer self-loathing and distant memories of abandoning it halfway ten years ago.

I will never play Vilefart. NEVER. Not even if I could pirate it. I won't even bother watching a playthrough of this turd on youtube/twitch/whatever.

This has gone beyond degenerate clownshit into straight-up brainrot. It's so trashy.

I will enjoy having never played this turd. I'm actually looking forward to it.

 

[Yosharian]

This is probably the only game I will say this about while on the Codex: Whoever plays this needs mercy killing with two shots in the back of their head.

I want a Codexer to unironically play this then write an in-depth Codex review.

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

....you...you didn't expect me to actually buy it myself, did you?

 

[Yosharian]

Hell, I'll record me playing the whole thing and upload it to YT

 

[AwesomeButton]

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

I'm tempted to, but you've done nothing evil to me.

 

[Yosharian]

I can call you bald, will that help?

 

[AwesomeButton]

Have respect for the elderly, for that is your future as well, as my history teacher used to say.

 

[Konjad]

Yosharian just go to RPGWatch, tell them you're an abused tranny and the only wish you have before you rope yourself is playing DA4. They have more compassion than us.

 

[AwesomeButton]

I would get behind a playthrough that demonstrates tranny ideology in its full glory. They are going so over the top that I think the depravity can easily be turned into a caricature of the ideology using Aesopian language. Make the most flaming faggot/tranny character and go wild. And if you can, also make montages of silly music during conversations like RK47 used to do with his chinquisition LP. That's the only way this could be fun to watch. And if it gathers viewership or rage crowds, so much the better.

 

[Yosharian]

If I did all that, I probably would want to rope myself

 

[GentlemanCthulhu]

I will be playing this game on launch. I want to see just how fucked up it is. I don't think the marketing material covers even 1% of this game's westoid retardation potential.

 

[Konjad]

I will be playing this game on launch. I want to see just how fucked up it is. I don't think the marketing material covers even 1% of this game's westoid retardation potential.

Thank you for supporting tranny propaganda coming to your schools soon!

 

[Justicar]

h, I think Witcher 2 is clearly the worst game (qua game) in the trilogy, but it will always have a special place in my heart for the absolutely crazy investment it made in mutually exclusive narrative C&C. As far as I know, no studio before or since has ever come close to throwing so many resources at content that most players will never see by design. I very much doubt any studio ever will come close.

Cyberpunk 2077 with Phantom Liberty has 5 unique ending missions each taking about 2 hours to finish and 5 unique epilogues to those endings each taking about 1 hour to finish.

 

[Child of Malkav]

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

Are you for real? Pirate the fucking thing. Maybe this time all that propaganda regarding pitacy and lost sales will magically come true and bankrupt Biowaste. One can dream.

 

[Lord_Potato]

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

Are you for real? Pirate the fucking thing. Maybe this time all that propaganda regarding pitacy and lost sales will magically come true and bankrupt Biowaste. One can dream.

You think they won't secure their prescious last hope with Denuvo?

 

[Child of Malkav]

You think they won't secure their prescious last hope with Denuvo?

I hope they do. It would be 10/10 comedy. But if they don't, apply the previously mentioned step.

 

[Konjad]

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

Are you for real? Pirate the fucking thing. Maybe this time all that propaganda regarding pitacy and lost sales will magically come true and bankrupt Biowaste. One can dream.

You think they won't secure their prescious last hope with Denuvo?

Oh dog, please make it so, oh dog, please.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

The marketing team did yap about how offline of an experience it is and what not, but meh. Given EA's track record, wouldn't be surprised if they'd reveal Denuvo on the Steam page at the very last minute.

 

[thesecret1]

I already said I would but nobody has bought me the game yet

Are you for real? Pirate the fucking thing. Maybe this time all that propaganda regarding pitacy and lost sales will magically come true and bankrupt Biowaste. One can dream.

You think they won't secure their prescious last hope with Denuvo?

Has Denuvo upped their game or something? Last I heard their protections got cracked within the week of release