Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Fedora Master]

That this is even a surprising twist is laughable.

We're apes who talk (well, some of us are, most of us just mime vocal sounds like birds); the fact that not every game is like this is itself a fucking miracle.

Women say one thing, then to the opposite. This has been the case since the dawn of humanity. None of this should be a surprise.

I don't even know what they are talking about. I played video games with several girlfriends, female clan members, homegirls from back in the day. Non of them disliked sexual or attractive characters, ever. They are plain making this stuff up

Their test audience consists of the mentally ill.

 

[Konjad]

I don't even know what they are talking about. I played video games with several girlfriends, female clan members, homegirls from back in the day. Non of them disliked sexual or attractive characters, ever. They are plain making this stuff up

you silly, because you played with biological girls, not the 'girls'

 

[Pink Eye]

I don't even know what they are talking about.

This. They're talking about this types of people:

 

[unseeingeye]

I don't even know what they are talking about. I played video games with several girlfriends, female clan members, homegirls from back in the day. Non of them disliked sexual or attractive characters, ever. They are plain making this stuff up

Exactly, it is delusional. There is a difference between women being sexy and women being disgusting, and it seems these kinds of people conflate the two, and likely severely sexually maladapted.

 

[NaturallyCarnivorousSheep]

More people mentioned BG3 on the last 2 pages than DAV. Swen keeps on winning.

 

[gongal]

I don't even know what they are talking about.

This. They're talking about this types of people:

wtf what happend to this nigga?

 

[Necrensha]

Hint: most people are not smart enough to distinguish between an actor and the villain they played, and will harass them for imaginary crimes. Exact same thing with woman saying how much they ''dislike'' sexualization of fictional people.

 

[Pink Eye]

I bring you the good stuff. I recorded all sequences from the Qunari non-binary companion, Taash. Spoilers are a given (unless you don't care about her story).

This got taken down by the way:

I hope you guys got whatever memes you needed from this video.

 

[kapisi]

I don't have Twitter, but reddit tells me that this piece o shit filthy ass Jason Schreier's early impressions align with Skillup.

Edit -

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

Hint: most people are not smart enough to distinguish between an actor and the villain they played, and will harass them for imaginary crimes. Exact same thing with woman saying how much they ''dislike'' sexualization of fictional people.

I bet they simply asked them "Do you dislike sexualization of women?" to which they unsurprisingly replied "Yes."

In this day and age, it's almost like asking someone in a survey if they are racist. The "correct" answer is already clear.

 

[Necrensha]

I bet they simply asked them "Do you dislike sexualization of women?" to which they unsurprisingly replied "Yes."

In this day and age, it's almost like asking someone in a survey if they are racist. The "correct" answer is already clear.

Such is the way of a world that values appearances over truth.

 

[Konjad]

Hint: most people are not smart enough to distinguish between an actor and the villain they played, and will harass them for imaginary crimes. Exact same thing with woman saying how much they ''dislike'' sexualization of fictional people.

Always boggles my mind when I remember a woman in my university class who was a great fan of Game of Thrones TV series and at one point there was apparently some interview with the dude who played that 'evil' ruler (Jeffrey or something?), and she had her mind blown and talked about it constantly for a few days how dude who played the character is actually nice and not like in the series.

A woman studying at a university.

At least they eventually kicked her out.

 

[Larianshill]

This got taken down by the way:

It's afraid.

 

[Pink Eye]

It's afraid.

Soon.

 

[MerchantKing]

https://www.psypost.org/new-research-on-female-video-game-characters-uncovers-a-surprising-twist/

So who, or what, is this design supposed to appeal to:

I bet those women also mod games to make women in game more sexually appealing. They're probably responsible for the vast majority of user screenshots on the CBBE mod page.

Khajiit has wares if you have the coin

 

[Necrensha]

A woman studying at a university.

By any chance, did she look like this:

 

[unseeingeye]

A woman studying at a university.

As the unravelling of Western civilization accelerates I find myself genuinely afraid, and admit it without reservation. Mostly I fear for my children, who thankfully are basically adults now. Thank God I had them so young, whenever I see people walking around with strollers today I shudder with dread.

 

[unseeingeye]

They're probably responsible for the vast majority of user screenshots on the CBBE mod page.

Isn't the creator of that mod a woman as well?

 

[ferratilis]

The best review so far. "0/10, I'll never play it, stop asking me about it"

 

[Cryomancer]

Dialog in Origins X in Baizuos Gate 3 X in Failguard :

 

[I eat frozen vegetables]

Here's a possible leak about how journalists should review the game. Take it with a grain of salt because it came from 4chan.

 

[Rieser]

The best review so far. "0/10, I'll never play it, stop asking me about it"

"Veilguard is Baldur's Gate 3 from Temu"

 

[Pink Eye]

The best review so far. "0/10, I'll never play it, stop asking me about it"

"I can't call it a game, it has nothing to do with gaming, this is not a video game. It's everything but a video game".

"0/10, an abomination, a blasphemy".

 

[Rieser]

Here's a possible leak about how journalists should review the game. Take it with a grain of salt because it came from 4chan.

Obvious bullshit. Review guides never look like that, are never worded that poorly and most importantly would never dare suggest crap like that because it would leak.

While I did receive a 40 page review guide, the only woke stuff you were asked not to talk about was Taash' "personal journey". Which I did anyway because fuck off.

 

[unseeingeye]

Obvious bullshit. Review guides never look like that, are never worded that poorly and most importantly would never dare suggest crap like that because it would leak.

While I did receive a 40 page review guide, the only woke stuff you were asked not to talk about was Taash' "personal journey". Which I did anyway because fuck off.

By the way Rieser the girl in the video I posted a few pages back reads from the review you posted here.

Edit - Also the name on that form, lol Colin Moriarity, I immediately thought of Fallout 3 and thought no way.