Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Hedasd]

At a glance the production values are there. Will that be enough to pull in the normies?

If this game is a success we will have another decade of decline for the RPG genre, as we already had in the '00s.

It will inevitably sell during the weekend, maybe for some days in the following week too. But there is just so many wrong things in this game, even for casual people, to sell well. Word of mouth will hurt this game instead of elevating it now that EA cant take down videos and images around social media claiming copyright infringement. I cant think of many people that would be ok with a lot of psychotic modern day aspects of this game.

 

[Pink Eye]

By the way, did anyone check out the kind of books these lead writers have written?

 

[Melcar]

Did the world end yet?

 

[Tytus]

"Vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream (and the only one I tasted)"

You know, reading the official Dragon Age Discord I can't tell whether this is a troll post or not…. But the hearts would suggest not

 

[damager]

PULLING A BARF

 

[sebas]

1 more hour until...


MAXIMUM BARVE!

 

[Dr1f7]

what's gonna be worse this game or avowed?
tbh i think this game is what obsidian wishes avowed could be

 

[Pink Eye]

I love you guys. This was super fun. If this game turns out to be a success or whatever, it was fun all the same shitposting about this garbage ass game.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Did the world end yet?

According to 4chan, November will be Blue Eisenhowver November and we will witness a UFO landing and space-time correction.

So don't lose hope!

 

[Konjad]

I love you guys. This was super fun. If this game turns out to be a success or whatever, it was fun all the same shitposting about this garbage ass game.

was? the train is just leaving.

 

[Storyfag]

1 more hour until...


MAXIMUM BARVE!

Pictured above is the process of Bioware Returning to Form(tm). October 2024, colorised.

 

[Tytus]

I love you guys. This was super fun. If this game turns out to be a success or whatever, it was fun all the same shitposting about this garbage ass game.

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

I love you guys. This was super fun. If this game turns out to be a success or whatever, it was fun all the same shitposting about this garbage ass game.

was? the train is just leaving.

A train, huh?

 

[Lord_Potato]

If this game is a success we will have another decade of decline for the RPG genre, as we already had in the '00s.

Great, I will finally catch up with my backlog

 

[Fedora Master]

Final boss + bad ending

That's actually a very cool ending, and Solas' character seems faithful to what we've seen before. Love that oath of loyalty at the start, and the honest "sorry for this final betrayal" at the end.
Very impressed with this video, much higher quality than the other clips I've seen of the game.

Even critical reviews have said that the ending is pretty good. Problem is the 50 some odd hours between you and it.

Don't even start with the relativism you fuckers

 

[Turbo normie]

I'm barving.

 

[Old Hans]

If this game is a success we will have another decade of decline for the RPG genre, as we already had in the '00s.

It's always been like that, and new rpg developers rise out of the ashes like a phoenix hawk mech

 

[kapisi]

Chuds in the thread be like: "Mr. President, there's been a second #2 on Steam"

In shambles, I say

 

[whydoibother]

If this game is a success we will have another decade of decline for the RPG genre, as we already had in the '00s.

It would have to outperform Baldur's Gate 3, which seems impossible given the reviews and clips we've seen of the party HQ therapy sessions.
BG3 will set the trend of MASSIVE FUCKING INCLINE for the RPG genre, as Swen personally pulls the entire industry by its hair forward into the future. Turn based combat! Talmudic dice rolls for a damage rider which evokes a damage rider which evokes a damage rider 4+2+4+3+2+5+2 damage done! Is it correct or bugged? Nobody is intelligent enough to compute it and tell! Shadowheart type companion in every game! Light BDSM lesbian sex on a stone slab in Act I of every game! Cock sliders in character creation! Its not beastiality if its a shapeshifted druid! You can kill almost all NPCs and proceed with the plot! The bag that creates mold in the bag that doubles weight in the bag that does necrotic damage, fill it all with barrels and throw it at enemies! Fifty "Can you beat this game as a cat?" type videos, each with a million views!
This is the future of RPGs, not Veilguard's console gamepad action combat. Bioware's next game, if they are allowed to make another big RPG, will be like that.

 

[damager]

The narrative director for the game (on bluesky). Seems like he also designed the narrative for the reviews!

 

[Joni Odin von Hassenstein]

Hey guys! This game looks horrible.

 

[whydoibother]

Hey guys! This game looks horrible.

 

[Fedora Master]

BG3 will set the trend of MASSIVE FUCKING INCLINE for the RPG genre

Don't be delusional. I know this is hard for you but don't.
We (the KKK) have already agreed that devs will only learn the absolutely worst lessons from BG3.

 

[Skinwalker]

Is it shit?

 

[Cryomancer]

A game set in Telvinter could be really great. Imagine the conflict between Zealot Chantry VS a Pagan Misantropic Magocracy. Sadly will be Forspoken tier shit. You can't even use blood magic in this shit game. They replaced it with the worst necromancy in any game.