From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Lyric Suite]

Ho, i'll do that tomorrow. Radahn was enough for today.

 

[Sunri]

How do I get dragons to stay around?

For the second time now, a dragon just flew away after his healthbar was down to 30%. Happened with the dragon in front of 4 arm blue lady's tower and the one after you climb up to Altus Plateau through the outdoor mine with all those harpies. The last one even had a name.

It's probably realistic, but quite annoying.

You will meet him later in a different location.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

How do I get dragons to stay around?

For the second time now, a dragon just flew away after his healthbar was down to 30%. Happened with the dragon in front of 4 arm blue lady's tower and the one after you climb up to Altus Plateau through the outdoor mine with all those harpies. The last one even had a name.

It's probably realistic, but quite annoying.

The go somewhere else specific. If it's the one in front of Renna's Rise, it goes to the plateau in the south west.

 

[Sunri]

How do I get dragons to stay around?

For the second time now, a dragon just flew away after his healthbar was down to 30%. Happened with the dragon in front of 4 arm blue lady's tower and the one after you climb up to Altus Plateau through the outdoor mine with all those harpies. The last one even had a name.

It's probably realistic, but quite annoying.

The go somewhere else specific. If it's the one in front of Renna's Rise, it goes to the plateau in the south west.

He was talking about GLINTSTONE DRAGON ADULA dragon in atlas plateau is ANCIENT DRAGON LANSSEAX

 

[ELEXmakesMeHard]

What do you think being "rebirthed" by Rennala entails? Should we be glad there isn't a cutscene for it?

Seems kinda iffy to hook up with a girl (Ranni) shortly after having been rebirthed by her mother (possibly passing through her organs multiple times). Hygiene doesn't seem to be a thing in this game, we might still her her mom's fluids over us. Feels very GRRM.

Thought experiment: A guy shows up uninvited at your door. He's wearing the clothes of your dead brother. He recently tried to murder your mom (unprovoked), but you narrowly managed to avert it. And now he's practically soaked in eerily familiar-smelling fluids from your mom's birthing canal. He wants to pledge his allegiance. Do you accept?

 

[mediocrepoet]

What do you think being "rebirthed" by Rennala entails? Should we be glad there isn't a cutscene for it?

Seems kinda iffy to hook up with a girl (Ranni) shortly after having been rebirthed by her mother (possibly passing through her organs multiple times). Hygiene doesn't seem to be a thing in this game, we might still her her mom's fluids over us. Feels very GRRM.

Thought experiment: A guy shows up uninvited at your door. He's wearing the clothes of your dead brother. He recently tried to murder your mom, but you narrowly managed to avert it. And now he's practically soaked in eerily familiar-smelling fluids from your mom's birthing canal. He wants to pledge his allegiance. Do you accept?

We interpreted this series of events far differently than one another. No wonder Elex makes you hard.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Wow, these games are absolute trash on PC. I tried to kill the first dragon for my mom so she's not doomed to an eternity of washing dishes in ESO and all that other mind-numbing MMO crap. The mouse and keyboard are completely unwieldy, like impossibly so. I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy. I have lost all respect for PC gaymers.

 

[toro]

 

[Caim]

What do you think being "rebirthed" by Rennala entails? Should we be glad there isn't a cutscene for it?

Seems kinda iffy to hook up with a girl (Ranni) shortly after having been rebirthed by her mother (possibly passing through her organs multiple times). Hygiene doesn't seem to be a thing in this game, we might still her her mom's fluids over us. Feels very GRRM.

Thought experiment: A guy shows up uninvited at your door. He's wearing the clothes of your dead brother. He recently tried to murder your mom (unprovoked), but you narrowly managed to avert it. And now he's practically soaked in eerily familiar-smelling fluids from your mom's birthing canal. He wants to pledge his allegiance. Do you accept?

In case that isn't a shitpost, I reckon that Rennala combines her amber egg (which is made from the sap of the Erdtree, which can reincarnate people) with a larval tear (the larval state of a silver tear, the creatures you fight underground) and puts in her own magic to use the reincarnative and transforming properties of the two to reshape your body.

And yes, you do use a baby silver tear for that. You are harvesting the body of an infant for materials to reinvigorate your own, and it works. And in the finale you become the political elite of the nation, so what did Miyazaki mean by this?

 

[Andnjord]

Wow, these games are absolute trash on PC. I tried to kill the first dragon for my mom so she's not doomed to an eternity of washing dishes in ESO and all that other mind-numbing MMO crap. The mouse and keyboard are completely unwieldy, like impossibly so. I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy. I have lost all respect for PC gaymers.

Guess you've found her next birthday present.

 

[Sunri]

Funny how much you can explore without killing any bosses.\

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Funny how much you can explore without killing any bosses.\

How tf do you get to Liurnia without killing Margit and Godrick?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Funny how much you can explore without killing any bosses.\

How tf do you get to Liurnia without killing Margit and Godrick?

There's a path that circumvents Stormveil castle. If you start at the Liurnia grace point and backtrack, you'll find it pretty easily and kick yourself.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy.

Isn't that your normal Saturday thing?

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy.

Isn't that your normal Saturday thing?

I grew up in the D.A.R.E. era. I know to stay away from that icky stuff.

 

[Sunri]

Funny how much you can explore without killing any bosses.\

How tf do you get to Liurnia without killing Margit and Godrick?

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Funny how much you can explore without killing any bosses.\

How tf do you get to Liurnia without killing Margit and Godrick?

Oh duh, I did find that mountain path. I think I turned back because I wanted to do the zones in order or some dumb shit.

 

[Lithium Flower]

Me, I don't ever recall seeing an iron maiden with those chain anchor things, nor one that wasn't an inanimate object. You are probably right though, that's what it's supposed to be, given ER's design philosophy, nothing beats fighting a piece of furniture.

Sure she has pendulum axe things but bro you are surprised the bitch opens up when she has a gap down the front of her body vaguely reminiscent of a vaginal opening, but I suppose that's just another subject of particular mystery to you.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

You are hallucinating again, lithium, there is no visible gap until her underskirts open up. Which is what made it so surprising. Kind of like if I ever made a post here, and you didn't freak out, finance 3-5 shrinks and write a wall of text.

 

[Bigg Boss]

Wow, these games are absolute trash on PC. I tried to kill the first dragon for my mom so she's not doomed to an eternity of washing dishes in ESO and all that other mind-numbing MMO crap. The mouse and keyboard are completely unwieldy, like impossibly so. I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy. I have lost all respect for PC gaymers.

Try plugging in a goddamn controller retardo. People that use m+k on games like this are odd ducks. Maybe they like carpal tunnal idk.

I say that lovingly.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Wow, these games are absolute trash on PC. I tried to kill the first dragon for my mom so she's not doomed to an eternity of washing dishes in ESO and all that other mind-numbing MMO crap. The mouse and keyboard are completely unwieldy, like impossibly so. I felt filthy afterwards. Like smoking meth in a trailer park filthy. I have lost all respect for PC gaymers.

Try plugging in a goddamn controller retardo. People that use m+k on games like this are odd ducks. Maybe they like carpal tunnal idk.

I say that lovingly.

I told her that. I also told her to get a different mouse because that MFer is weird as shit. It's some kind of "gaming" mouse but it's HORRIBLE! I mean I suppose it works okay if your trying to lvl up your fishing skills or somethin.

 

[Lutte]

Individuals who think "it's on a pc, can't use any other form of input other than kbm" were dropped on the head at birth.

 

[PorkyThePaladin]

I dunno, I am playing with mouse and keyboard, so far owning everything. Just killed Renato, Queen of the Full Moon on like 3rd try. First phase was kinda annoying until I figured out what to do. 2nd Phase, got caught with the Death Star ray a couple of times. It melts shield stamina.

 

[Bigg Boss]

I dunno, I am playing with mouse and keyboard, so far owning everything. Just killed Renato, Queen of the Full Moon on like 3rd try. First phase was kinda annoying until I figured out what to do. 2nd Phase, got caught with the Death Star ray a couple of times. It melts shield stamina.

I FOUND OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH PORKY.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Individuals who think "it's on a pc, can't use any other form of input other than kbm" were dropped on the head at birth.

I KNOW you can play by other means. I'm just saying that people who play these games on a kbm are terrible people who ought to burn in hell. My mom doesn't know any better so she is forgiven.