From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Hell Swarm]

Only faggots play as women.

"Closeted fags and future troonshine enjoyers making female characters in games. Sad. Not me, though. Nothing I enjoy more than making a big, burly man to stare at for 50 hours."

I'm looking at the armour set. I'm not playing dress up like a queer incel. You want to play as female characters because deep down you wish you had a cunt instead of acted like one.

 

[Silverfish]

I'm looking at the armour set.

I know you are.

You want to play as female characters because deep down you wish you had a cunt instead of acted like one.

"Did you know that liking attractive women is actually a sign that you're trans?" Okay, every twitter groomer ever.

 

[Skinwalker]

"Did you know that liking pretending to be an attractive women is actually a sign that you're trans?"

Yes.

 

[Silverfish]

"Did you know that liking pretending to be an attractive women is actually a sign that you're trans?"

Yes.

"Video game characters aren't distinct entities that exist for the player's amusement, you want to be them." This is getting dangerously close to "I want to see myself represented in games" territory.

 

[mediocrepoet]

"Did you know that liking pretending to be an attractive women is actually a sign that you're trans?"

Yes.

"Video game characters aren't distinct entities that exist for the player's amusement, you want to be them." This is getting dangerously close to "I want to see myself represented in games" territory.

Let's be real. Can you honestly say you've played a Tomb Raider session where you didn't come out a bit confused after?

 

[Silverfish]

I can, but it looks like Skinwalker and Hell Swarm can't say the same. It's okay, fellas, keep reaching for that rainbow!

 

[Skinwalker]

"Did you know that liking pretending to be an attractive women is actually a sign that you're trans?"

Yes.

"Video game characters aren't distinct entities that exist for the player's amusement, you want to be them." This is getting dangerously close to "I want to see myself represented in games" territory.

The player character is your avatar in the game's world. Why is your avatar a womynz, are you a tranny or smthn, lol.

And yes, I do want to see myself represented accurately in games. That's why *my* character looks like this:

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

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How often do you pan the camera around to stare at that package?

Captain's log, stardate Apr 24th 2024 ADD2 (after Dragon's Dogma 2). DD2 still shits in Elden Rang's mouth.

 

[Haplo]

The sales disagree.

 

[Odoryuk]

Started a new character from scratch, this time a mage since I never play this kind of build in soulslikes. And just to avoid going back to the old ways, I imposed a rule on myself of not putting any points into STR or DEX. Astrologer start, focusing on pure casting, with the regular rapier as a backup. No shields or bows or anything else. It's been surprisingly fun so far, but I'm reaching around lvl 70 and should face Radahn soon, it will be interesting to see how hard it is with a pure caster. What I enjoy about it is that it adds another layer to the gameplay, resource management, along with having to focus on positioning even more than with bonking builds that I always play. Good times.

Spoiler

Only faggots play as women. Men making abominations beyond the light of God. Anything less is pure fucking gooner.

"Role Playing" is in the name of the forum. My first run in any FS RPG is always as a gallant knight, quality build, the next ones are based on the game's world I learned about in the first run. Considering that the most capable mages who later didn't turn into a fucking crystal were females, it's only natural to create a woman mage.

 

[ferratilis]

Considering that the most capable mages who later didn't turn into a fucking crystal were females, it's only natural to create a woman mage.

This is it. Thops - failed student, got himself locked out of the Academy, died as soon as he went back, Rogier - the guy had so much sex with Fia that death thorns starting growing out of his groin, Seluvis - sexual deviant who wanted to roofie his own lady. And even without that, it's more pleasant to look at a cute girl for 100 hours than a burly dude.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

The sales disagree.

This mindset is why everything sucks now and we all beg for death.

 

[Silverfish]

The player character is your avatar in the game's world.

The player character exists independently of you and is a part of the world, you're just telling them what to do.

And yes, I do want to see myself represented accurately in games. That's why *my* character looks like this:

That's pretty cool. I didn't know the lands between hosted Burning Man.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

It's just super ironic that dudes who play as dudes for hours, days even, staring at hairy man-ass and junk, have the gall to accuse us who choose attractive female protagonists as being "gay". Little strange innit? The guy gazing into a hairy butthole is calling men who enjoy looking at women gay. STRANGE.

 

[Odoryuk]

It's just super ironic that dudes who play as dudes for hours, days even, staring at hairy man-ass and junk, have the gall to accuse us who choose attractive female protagonists as being "gay". Little strange innit? The guy gazing into a hairy butthole is calling men who enjoy looking at women gay. STRANGE.

Also the dudes:

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

This is not to say that attractive women exist in FS games. They don't, aside from the famous NPC with giant milkers.

 

[Hell Swarm]

"Role Playing" is in the name of the forum. My first run in any FS RPG is always as a gallant knight, quality build, the next ones are based on the game's world I learned about in the first run. Considering that the most capable mages who later didn't turn into a fucking crystal were females, it's only natural to create a woman mage.

"I don't understand why playing as a woman is seen as a problem" meet "I want to pretend to be a woman".

it's more pleasant to look at a cute girl for 100 hours than a burly dude.

That's a gay excuse and we all know it. You're not staring at a burly man, you're looking at a walking suit of armour. It's like Master Chief isn't a character, he's just armour. You guys project about hairy buttholes and staring at a man's packaga because that's exactly how you play your fetish dolls. You are staring at their body parts and getting off to it. While non-homos don't see their avatar as a character to inhibit. They're just a walking set of armour and a non-annoying death sound. We have fun with the character creation rather than masturbate to the anime doll you wish you were.

The sales disagree.

This mindset is why everything sucks now and we all beg for death.

You have it wrong nigger. We all wish for your death. We're quite content when you're not around with your drag queen games no one played and immediately died.

 

[Cheesedragon117]

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How often do you pan the camera around to stare at that package?

Captain's log, stardate Apr 24th 2024 ADD2 (after Dragon's Dogma 2). DD2 still shits in Elden Rang's mouth.

At least in Elden Ring I can dodge, lock on, and take a hit without writhing around on the ground for 5 minutes.

Also, don't feed the troll, guys. I'm not gonna name names, but you know who he is.

 

[HeatEXTEND]

From can keep the core of Soulz combat system, but still do much more with it, because as it currently stands the system is barebones
Nioh proved that beyond a doubt

Meh, Fromsoft makes action adventure games, Nioh is a jump away from being character action. Souls combat is fine; Personally I like DS combat the best, it knows to stay away from the spotlight.

You have it wrong nigger. We all wish for your death.

Speak for yourself.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

View attachment 49039

How often do you pan the camera around to stare at that package?

Captain's log, stardate Apr 24th 2024 ADD2 (after Dragon's Dogma 2). DD2 still shits in Elden Rang's mouth.

At least in Elden Ring I can dodge, lock on, and take a hit without writhing around on the ground for 5 minutes.

Also, don't feed the troll, guys. I'm not gonna name names, but you know who he is.

I've read several posts of yours in the DD2 thread. You suck at the game. You literally have no idea what you're doing. But ignore away. Me and mediocrepoet shall continue explaining shit to the retards who keep getting filtered. Consider it a daycare service.

 

[Cheesedragon117]

View attachment 49039

How often do you pan the camera around to stare at that package?

Captain's log, stardate Apr 24th 2024 ADD2 (after Dragon's Dogma 2). DD2 still shits in Elden Rang's mouth.

At least in Elden Ring I can dodge, lock on, and take a hit without writhing around on the ground for 5 minutes.

Also, don't feed the troll, guys. I'm not gonna name names, but you know who he is.

I've read several posts of yours in the DD2 thread. You suck at the game. You literally have no idea what you're doing. But ignore away. Me and mediocrepoet shall continue explaining shit to the retards who keep getting filtered. Consider it a daycare service.

Filtered? You do realize I am 80 hours into the game with little intention of stopping, right? "Filtered" implies I stopped playing. I haven't, but that doesn't mean i'm not going to point out all the dog turds I stepped in along the way.

Do you not consider being completely unable to aim the Mystic Spearhand's Foreboding Bolt (y'know, the move that stuns enemies and is rather integral to his gameplan) to be a design flaw? Do you think a fair punishment for not picking Warrior is being sent into an epileptic fit every time a goblin lightly brushes you on the shoulder? Do you think said goblin's teleporting jump attacks that hit you instantly with no warning is good enemy design?

Half the reason I'm complaining is because Capcom is demonstrably capable of better (DMC5, Monster Hunter), in fact it's even more egregious, since half the people that worked on those games worked on DD2!

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

It's arguably their best recent game. RE3 has Jill and she's a trump card. ANYWAY me and med have around 400 combined hours. 80 ain't shit son. You're a grunt!

 

[Odoryuk]

I hope fromdrones don't infest DD2 thread and offtop in it, it's kinda annoying.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Considering that the most capable mages who later didn't turn into a fucking crystal were females, it's only natural to create a woman mage.

If women had any serious level of ambition, they'd manage to crystallize themselves too. They're simply too weak and stupid to achieve true power.

 

[Hell Swarm]

"Filtered" implies I stopped playing. I haven't, but that doesn't mean i'm not going to point out all the dog turds I stepped in along the way.

But doing the same for Elden Ring makes me a troll? Dishonest cunt to the last aren't we?

RE3 has Jill and she's a trump card

She looks like Donald Trump and has all the personality of a feminist toilet brush.

I hope fromdrones don't infest DD2 thread and offtop in it, it's kinda annoying.

Nigger cat does this to every thread. He's schizo and admins think it's funny for him to derail everything all the time. He needs a week ban from the thread every time he does this until he learns. Dragons dogma is a piss poor game 15 years out of date now and they didn't even have the decency to add a jump button 4 games after it was needed like From did in their out of date games.

Any one else notice all the From streamers with a decent viewer count are going "Hey guys, I can't talk to you about something. But if a voice actor signed an NDA they couldn't tell you what they were doing under the NDA. And I can't tell you"? Either From are cucking to youtube voice overs or some mod has them signing NDAs to do guest voice work. Seen a few doing it while looking for background noise.

Considering that the most capable mages who later didn't turn into a fucking crystal were females, it's only natural to create a woman mage.

If women had any serious level of ambition, they'd manage to crystallize themselves too. They're simply too weak and stupid to achieve true power.

They're pretty good at popping balls in their mouth and getting fingered though. Sends em a bit crazy after..