From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Odoryuk]

Dumb fuck doesn't even know they auto activate upon collection lol.

Goodness gracious

 

[scytheavatar]

Hahaha, i couldn't burst the other late bosses but i was able to burst this one:



I was disappointed the later bosses couldn't be bypassed so easily as i know Hell Swarm loves this but i got this one at least. I have 41 Scadutree blessings in my inventory which i think is around level 17, which would have increased my AR by a factor of 1.97x, almost double basically. Very frail boss, probably intentionally made this way as a lot of people probably struggled even getting their hands on him, so any damage you can do counts a bit more than usual.

Still have no idea how anybody thought this DLC had crossed any kind of "threshold" in difficutly. I think i have like two or three bosses left (including Radahn) and i have YET to find one that felt like "bullshit" to me.

The only DLC boss that can be considered bullshit is Radahn, and even he is not as bad as Malenia. Scadutree blessings make the DLC easy if you have been collecting them.

 

[Hell Swarm]

Dumb fuck doesn't even know they auto activate upon collection lol.

WTF is this no they don't lmao.

Yes they do. You don't know shit you dumb little youtubing faggot.

 

[abija]

Considering the level of retard proofing you need and the performance in that DS video you might want to check the monitor isn't plugged in the motherboard.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Dumb fuck doesn't even know they auto activate upon collection lol.

WTF is this no they don't lmao.

Yes they do. You don't know shit you dumb little youtubing faggot.

No they don't. If they did wtf is this option in the site of grace then? Just for shits and giggles?

 

[abija]

They also show up in status (blessings level and altered stat values when in Shadow Realm).
And the tooltip of the item is pretty clear on what you are supposed to do with it.

 

[Lyric Suite]

I didn't even know that, on my status screen i don't even get anything:

I guess you need to use at least one before your blessing status gets added.

 

[Hell Swarm]

Dumb fuck doesn't even know they auto activate upon collection lol.

WTF is this no they don't lmao.

Yes they do. You don't know shit you dumb little youtubing faggot.

No they don't. If they did wtf is this option in the site of grace then? Just for shits and giggles?

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You faggots know nothing.

 

[Lyric Suite]

There's no buff for having them in your inventory. You only get the buff from Scadutree Blessing levels. Look at the damage of my swings. Where would this added buff be?

 

[abija]

Why would anyone accuse him of gaslighting. How did I dare...

 

[Lagole Gon]

Ancestral spirit again? With slightly wider moveset?

I have to say, the reuse of boss enemies starts to bother me in some cases.
At least do a palette swap or something.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Let's do some math shall we? I start out with 751 AR. Now, add Two-Handed talisman, which is 15% (around 112). Then add Golden Vow (15%), Howl of Shabriri (25%), Bloodsucking Cracker Tear (20%), Bloodboil Aromatic (30%) and finally Craigblade (15%), and assuming all those actually stack, i end up with something like 1650 AR. Messmer has 20% damage reduction on strike damage, which gives you around 1320 AR which is almost EXACTLY the amount of damage i do to him with an R1 attack at the start of the video, when all those buffs were still active.

Now if i had used all the blessings, i would do around 2600 with an R1 attack. A bit of a difference, wouldn't you say? With Scadutree level 17 he would have died even before transitioning to the second phase.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Ancestral spirit again? With slightly wider moveset?

I have to say, the reuse of boss enemies starts to bother me in some cases.
At least do a palette swap or something.

There's only two of them.

Now wait until you get to see all the wonderful Ulcerated Tree Spirits lmao.

 

[Hell Swarm]

It's funny when an autistic faggot doesn't understand basic game mechanics and tries to understand things any way.

 

[abija]

It's funny when an autistic faggot doesn't understand basic game mechanics and tries to understand things any way.

And constantly complains about the game and the devs.

 

[The Decline]

It's funny when an autistic faggot doesn't understand basic game mechanics and tries to understand things any way.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

[Silverfish]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

 

[Hell Swarm]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

Why bother? Faggots will deny the truth either way. I've proven enough points and lyrics just buried his head further up his ass

 

[Silverfish]

Why bother?

Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

 

[NJClaw]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

Are these small default buffs in the room with us now?

 

[mediocrepoet]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

Why bother? Faggots will deny the truth either way. I've proven enough points and lyrics just buried his head further up his ass

On a scale of 1 to Liberal, how retarded would you say you are?

 

[Hell Swarm]

Why bother?

Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

Metal gear rising makes a joke out of From games. Nice to see another Revenegance enjoyer.

 

[Lagole Gon]

I'm officially a simp now.

 

[Odoryuk]

The only woman that deserves adoration in Elden Ring is the Scoliosis Girl

 

[Stoned Ape]

The only woman that deserves adoration in Elden Ring is the Scoliosis Girl

Her tongue is abnormally long.

Giving Florissax a roofie and thus NTRing Placidusax is the only way to get a woman to fall in love with the Tarnished. It's just a shame she's butt ugly and useless in combat.