From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Silverfish]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

 

[Hell Swarm]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

Why bother? Faggots will deny the truth either way. I've proven enough points and lyrics just buried his head further up his ass

 

[Silverfish]

Why bother?

Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

 

[NJClaw]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

Are these small default buffs in the room with us now?

 

[mediocrepoet]

That's a bigger buff you get. There's a small default buff from finding it.

You were patting yourself on the back earlier for posting video evidence. Can we see this in action somewhere?

Why bother? Faggots will deny the truth either way. I've proven enough points and lyrics just buried his head further up his ass

On a scale of 1 to Liberal, how retarded would you say you are?

 

[Hell Swarm]

Why bother?

Don't worry, bro. I got your back.

Metal gear rising makes a joke out of From games. Nice to see another Revenegance enjoyer.

 

[Lagole Gon]

I'm officially a simp now.

 

[Odoryuk]

The only woman that deserves adoration in Elden Ring is the Scoliosis Girl

 

[Stoned Ape]

The only woman that deserves adoration in Elden Ring is the Scoliosis Girl

Her tongue is abnormally long.

Giving Florissax a roofie and thus NTRing Placidusax is the only way to get a woman to fall in love with the Tarnished. It's just a shame she's butt ugly and useless in combat.

 

[Odoryuk]

Her tongue is abnormally long.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

The only woman that deserves adoration in Elden Ring is the Scoliosis Girl

Her tongue is abnormally long.

Giving Florissax a roofie and thus NTRing Placidusax .

Right but what about Yaketysax?

 

[Lagole Gon]

I'm lost. Who's having sax?

 

[Odoryuk]

I'm lost. Who's having sax?

Miles Davis

 

[NJClaw]

Hell Swarm dude you don't actually think you're getting away with it like this, do you?

 

[Silverfish]

Drop incendiary comments backed by blatant lies, leave with no explanation.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Maybe i can lure him with this. Hey Hell Swarm , what do you think of my cheesing of the second Divine Beast?

 

[Odoryuk]

Stop bullying Hell Swarm ya`all

 

[Baron Dupek]

the man himself returns

 

[Bloodeyes]

Let's do some math shall we? I start out with 751 AR. Now, add Two-Handed talisman, which is 15% (around 112). Then add Golden Vow (15%), Howl of Shabriri (25%), Bloodsucking Cracker Tear (20%), Bloodboil Aromatic (30%) and finally Craigblade (15%), and assuming all those actually stack, i end up with something like 1650 AR. Messmer has 20% damage reduction on strike damage, which gives you around 1320 AR which is almost EXACTLY the amount of damage i do to him with an R1 attack at the start of the video, when all those buffs were still active.

Now if i had used all the blessings, i would do around 2600 with an R1 attack. A bit of a difference, wouldn't you say? With Scadutree level 17 he would have died even before transitioning to the second phase.

Bloodboil and howl of shabriri don't stack. Everything else does.

 

[Hell Swarm]

Let's do some math shall we? I start out with 751 AR. Now, add Two-Handed talisman, which is 15% (around 112). Then add Golden Vow (15%), Howl of Shabriri (25%), Bloodsucking Cracker Tear (20%), Bloodboil Aromatic (30%) and finally Craigblade (15%), and assuming all those actually stack, i end up with something like 1650 AR. Messmer has 20% damage reduction on strike damage, which gives you around 1320 AR which is almost EXACTLY the amount of damage i do to him with an R1 attack at the start of the video, when all those buffs were still active.

Now if i had used all the blessings, i would do around 2600 with an R1 attack. A bit of a difference, wouldn't you say? With Scadutree level 17 he would have died even before transitioning to the second phase.

Bloodboil and howl of shabriri don't stack. Everything else does.

Lyric doesn't understand the game. He doesn't even get the Scadu buff system so you shouldn't expect him to stack buffs right. Such is life living on easy mode.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Let's do some math shall we? I start out with 751 AR. Now, add Two-Handed talisman, which is 15% (around 112). Then add Golden Vow (15%), Howl of Shabriri (25%), Bloodsucking Cracker Tear (20%), Bloodboil Aromatic (30%) and finally Craigblade (15%), and assuming all those actually stack, i end up with something like 1650 AR. Messmer has 20% damage reduction on strike damage, which gives you around 1320 AR which is almost EXACTLY the amount of damage i do to him with an R1 attack at the start of the video, when all those buffs were still active.

Now if i had used all the blessings, i would do around 2600 with an R1 attack. A bit of a difference, wouldn't you say? With Scadutree level 17 he would have died even before transitioning to the second phase.

Bloodboil and howl of shabriri don't stack. Everything else does.

Lyric doesn't understand the game. He doesn't even get the Scadu buff system so you shouldn't expect him to stack buffs right. Such is life living on easy mode.

“The more I argued with them, the more I got to know their dialectics. First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity. If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subject
when driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quite different subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly. Wherever one attacked one of these prophets, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment. If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The Hell Swamp did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertions had already been proved true the day before. Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness of tongue or their skill in lying.

Gradually, i began to hate them.”

 

[Bloodeyes]

Do people not get dumbfucked any more or something? Hell Swarm has more than earned his tag in this thread.

 

[Hell Swarm]

Do people not get dumbfucked any more or something? Hell Swarm has more than earned his tag in this thread.

It takes a very high IQ to understand the subtle comedy of my posts. If you think I'm a dumbfuck you should see what it's like fucking a girl with down syndrome. I bet she would think Elden ring is a good game.

 

[Lyric Suite]

Oh i get it, you were only pretenting to be retarded.

 

[MasPingon]

Do people not get dumbfucked any more or something? Hell Swarm has more than earned his tag in this thread.

If you think I'm a dumbfuck you should see what it's like fucking a girl with down syndrome.

Excuse me, but isn't it what's happening every time someone replies to your post?