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Spanish were not very good at colonizing and usually acted like proper dicks while going about it, Portuguese on the other hand...
Take Brazil as an example,
Why is garbage like Alan Wake, DmC and that furry game outselling this on Steam? Maybe the evil publishers were right and people just don't want incline.
Can I marry my own daughter on this game?
And second, you expect a turn-based game to be outselling action games? el oh el
Uh, first off it's because they're on sale.
Also, you can edit the followers in the XMLs in the override folder.
Finished game. Mexico not unlocked as a starter option. Wut?
Spanish were not very good at colonizing and usually acted like proper dicks while going about it, Portuguese on the other hand...
Take Brazil as an example,
Fun fact: Of all the slaves brought to the new world 48% were brought to the Caribbean, 41% to Brazil and only 5% to America. In the US slaves were treated like livestock, in the Caribbean and Brazil they were simply worked to death and replaced by a constantly streaming conveyor belt across the ocean.
Freedom is all right, but de niggers was better off befo' surrender, kaze den dey was looked after an' dey didn' get in no trouble fightin' an' killin' like dey do dese days. If a nigger cut up an' got sassy in slavery times, his Ole Marse give him a good whippin' an' he went way back an' set down an' 'haved hese'f. If he was sick, Marse an' Mistis looked after him, an' if he needed store medicine, it was bought an' give to him; he didn' have to pay nothin'. Dey didn' even have to think 'bout clothes nor nothin' like dat, dey was wove an' made an' give to dem. Maybe everybody's Marse and Mistis wuzn' good as Marse George and Mis' Betsy, but dey was de same as a mammy an' pappy to us niggers."
The character bios for the female characters are equally hilarious. It's like they know it is stupid, so they are overcompensating terribly.
Typical female bio:
"This lady was born to fight, she reveled at the idea of combat since she was a child and killed a gang of thieves when she was a teenager before being formally trained in soldiering. Thanks to a few months of lifting, she can now bench press more than any other soldier under your command."
Typical male bio:
"This man used to be a bartender and bouncer."
The same peckish girl who tells you the best course of action is to murder all of the rebels?In an atmosphere that otherwise feels authentic, it is jarring to have a peckish 19 year old girl trying to join my warband and fill the role of a front-line combatant.