Fallout 4 Pre-Announcement Bullshit Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[EG]

Are people trolling or they are serious about ''New vegas is the same shit as fallout3 becuz its not turn-based'' or ''Fallout had shitty combat system'' ?
Omg where am i?

You're at No Mutant's Allowed.

 

[visions]

Remember, these are the imbeciles who refused to pay Obsidian even a lick of royalties from the game because it got an 84 on Metacritic instead of 85, and we all know how informed and worldly the reviewers on there are.

"METASCORE OF 84?! We have nothing to learn from these proles. Let's play Bioshock 2 instead, I bet we'll get some great lessons in RPG design from that!"

Nothing particularly imbecillic about that, merely calculating and practical. You could call it... min maxing.

I don't particularly care for neither Bethesda nor Obsidian AD 2012 but last I checked, people who let themsleves be fucked over fit the description of imbecillic more than those who take advantage of such people do.

 

[Roguey]

Well it's pretty obvious from how Skyrim turned out that Bethesda learned absolutely nothing from New Vegas. Remember, these are the imbeciles who refused to pay Obsidian even a lick of royalties from the game because it got an 84 on Metacritic instead of 85, and we all know how informed and worldly the reviewers on there are.

A one-time bonus, not royalties. Royalties weren't on the table.

"METASCORE OF 84?! We have nothing to learn from these proles. Let's play Bioshock 2 instead, I bet we'll get some great lessons in RPG design from that!"

But Bioshock 2 is an Obsidian-style sequel, minor improvements on a shit-core yet a lot of silly people think it's worse because the novelty's gone.

 

[Mastermind]

Well it's pretty obvious from how Skyrim turned out that Bethesda learned absolutely nothing from New Vegas. Remember, these are the imbeciles who refused to pay Obsidian even a lick of royalties from the game because it got an 84 on Metacritic instead of 85, and we all know how informed and worldly the reviewers on there are.

A one-time bonus, not royalties. Royalties weren't on the table.

"METASCORE OF 84?! We have nothing to learn from these proles. Let's play Bioshock 2 instead, I bet we'll get some great lessons in RPG design from that!"

But Bioshock 2 is an Obsidian-style sequel, minor improvements on a shit-core yet a lot of silly people think it's worse because the novelty's gone.

The story was shittier too. Probably because it was written by leftards trying to bash their own side in the interest of "fairness" but not really knowing how to do it because they don't really understand why collectivism is shit. It also didn't help that it didn't really feel like you were playing as a big daddy since you were just as fragile (if not moreso) than the guy you played in 1.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

You start off in your mother's womb, navigating your way toward the exit. For the first time in your life, you see a natural light.

Achievement Unlocked

 

[Oesophagus]

Fallout: BOS 2

Hey, screw you, buddy, I'd much prefer BOS2 to anything Bethesduh can come up with

 

[Infinitron]

The story was shittier too.

No, not really. Just the sequence where you possess a Little Sister puts Bioshock 2 over the first game in terms of narrative content. And compare that with BS1's lackluster ending.

sea's article: http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/Eric..._2_is_better_part_1_Its_all_in_the_pacing.php

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Did they? Posts on the internet don't tell an entire picture. Just look at the Steam stats and you'll see that thousands of people still play New Vegas at once every day and Fallout 3 doesn't even rank.

NV requires Steam. FO3 doesn't.

Uh, I... suppose it does if you buy it on Steam? Maybe? Also that reminds me that New Vegas is a better game solely because it wasn't a Games for Windows Live product.

(And before someone asks, I don't give a shit about the PC version of Dark Souls.)

 

[Mastermind]

Did they? Posts on the internet don't tell an entire picture. Just look at the Steam stats and you'll see that thousands of people still play New Vegas at once every day and Fallout 3 doesn't even rank.

NV requires Steam. FO3 doesn't.

Uh, I... suppose it does if you buy it on Steam? Maybe? Also that reminds me that New Vegas is a better game solely because it wasn't a Games for Windows Live product.

Since you don't need steam to play FO3 then steam statistics won't track all the people who are still playing FO3 and using Steam statistics to compare current popularity is pointless.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Did they? Posts on the internet don't tell an entire picture. Just look at the Steam stats and you'll see that thousands of people still play New Vegas at once every day and Fallout 3 doesn't even rank.

NV requires Steam. FO3 doesn't.

Uh, I... suppose it does if you buy it on Steam? Maybe? Also that reminds me that New Vegas is a better game solely because it wasn't a Games for Windows Live product.

Since you don't need steam to play FO3 then steam statistics won't track all the people who are still playing FO3 and using Steam statistics to compare current popularity is pointless.

I don't give a fuck about the stats bullshit hockey you're playing with Roguey. FO3 requires Steam if you buy it from Steam. Most likely you're correct. Any faggotfuckers still thrusting their dicks deep into the moist Fallout cre3vice have the original, GFWL version and will never have to be held accountable for their dubious, alternative life choices because they live off the grid like some sort of kind of renegade, Highlander 2 special editon. Goddamn I gave a fuck. You fucker. I will have my revenge.

 

[Roguey]

Did they? Posts on the internet don't tell an entire picture. Just look at the Steam stats and you'll see that thousands of people still play New Vegas at once every day and Fallout 3 doesn't even rank.

NV requires Steam. FO3 doesn't.

Uh, I... suppose it does if you buy it on Steam? Maybe? Also that reminds me that New Vegas is a better game solely because it wasn't a Games for Windows Live product.

Since you don't need steam to play FO3 then steam statistics won't track all the people who are still playing FO3 and using Steam statistics to compare current popularity is pointless.

PC retail is nearly dead in NA where Bethesda's most popular. Plus there was a big sale not too long ago, where you could purchase both for dollars, let's see how that turned out:
6,839 8,189 Fallout New Vegas
1,092 1,306 Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition
Mmm hmm.

 

[Mastermind]

Did they? Posts on the internet don't tell an entire picture. Just look at the Steam stats and you'll see that thousands of people still play New Vegas at once every day and Fallout 3 doesn't even rank.

NV requires Steam. FO3 doesn't.

Uh, I... suppose it does if you buy it on Steam? Maybe? Also that reminds me that New Vegas is a better game solely because it wasn't a Games for Windows Live product.

Since you don't need steam to play FO3 then steam statistics won't track all the people who are still playing FO3 and using Steam statistics to compare current popularity is pointless.

PC retail is nearly dead in NA where Bethesda's most popular. Plus there was a big sale not too long ago, where you could purchase both for dollars, let's see how that turned out:
6,839 8,189 Fallout New Vegas
1,092 1,306 Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition
Mmm hmm.

All I get from that is that 5 million people already had Fallout 3 whereas 6 million people waited for a dollar sale to get NV.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

PC retail is nearly dead in NA where Bethesda's most popular. Plus there was a big sale not too long ago, where you could purchase both for dollars, let's see how that turned out:
6,839 8,189 Fallout New Vegas
1,092 1,306 Fallout 3: Game of the Year Edition
Mmm hmm.

I thought steam guarded their sales figures very closely. What's your source?

 

[Roguey]

I thought steam guarded their sales figures very closely. What's your source?

My source is that PC game sections used to be several shelves long and in the mid-late 2000s they shrunk to one shelf at best and continue to get less and less space at the retail stores I visit. Others say the same thing. I think it's part of an overall-move to digital-for-convenience that includes music and movies.

 

[GaemzDood]

Fallout 4: Lore Rape Adventure, marketed by to :patriot:. Now with less RPG elements then ever, everyone including Johnny Xbox can play it now & still consider it an RPG.

Well it's pretty obvious from how Skyrim turned out that Bethesda learned absolutely nothing from New Vegas. Remember, these are the imbeciles who refused to pay Obsidian even a lick of royalties from the game because it got an 84 on Metacritic instead of 85, and we all know how informed and worldly the reviewers on there are.

"METASCORE OF 84?! We have nothing to learn from these proles. Let's play Bioshock 2 instead, I bet we'll get some great lessons in RPG design from that!"

Even after Fallout: New Vegas outsold Fallout 3.... Bethesda *logic*. OMG B351 25.5/10 GA3M EVAR.

 

[Black]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkpbZzs7a94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aodxx0T6WwI#t=126s

 

[GaemzDood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkpbZzs7a94

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aodxx0T6WwI#t=126s

Yuck, Linkin Park are fucking fags. The first video was good otherwise.

 

[Infinitron]

I thought steam guarded their sales figures very closely. What's your source?

My source is that PC game sections used to be several shelves long and in the mid-late 2000s they shrunk to one shelf at best and continue to get less and less space at the retail stores I visit. Others say the same thing. I think it's part of an overall-move to digital-for-convenience that includes music and movies.

That's not what he was referring to.

 

[Roguey]

Oh, my mistake. Curious_Tongue I looked at http://store.steampowered.com/stats/ which shows you how many people are playing/have played concurrently that day.

 

[Kahlis]

Even after Fallout: New Vegas outsold Fallout 3.... Bethesda *logic*.

I don't know what would prove to be more depressing. Bethesda giving Fallout 4: New Vegas 2 the Skyrim treatment, the implication being that the company wants their games to be this simplified, or the game actually being marginally more RPG-y than Skyrim, as FO3 was to Oblivion. After all, they did go to great lengths to re-tool SPECIAL for a real time format, so I don't know why they would drop it so quickly. If this is the case though, it would imply Bethesda still acknowledges the existence of RPG elements, and is willing to do them to a small degree, but merely feels as their beloved Elder Scrolls series was never meant to be targeted at such esteemed, sophisticated and hygenic players (NV is still far from "complex" but it is incredibly so relative to what we have on the market now).

"It was always our dream for Elder Scrolls to be a corridor shooter with swords and fireballs, we just had statistics as a handicap in the 90's because hardware wasn't VISCERAL enough yet to provide that majestic, cinematic, epic fantasy experience you can get with Kinect."

 

[crojipjip]

It starts with an IP changing hands..
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't matter how much you love Fallout 3
Keep that in mind, I designed fallout 3 multiplayer
and delivered.

But unlike pizza, the community wont' support my goals.
Time is a valuable thing, look how modders at nma waste it.
It is so unreal how the years have gone.
I wasted my life trying to keep the spirit of point lookout alive.

Mothership zeta rhymed with the canon and got no where.
So does it matter if the game is linear?

All I know is the DLC swung by too fast.
Damn those review sites.

4 Times the Fallout 3
4 Times the New Vegas
I don't know why you can't see.
Keep that in mind.
I designed this post to waste your time.

Fallout is all our property!!!
Never remembering is to hopw roewurne is to DLC!!!

I tried soo hard. And go banned from so many forums. WHY DOES NO ONE CARE?
Lost valuable codes and arts on IRC.
Interplay falled, and I had put my trust in it to copyright my art for them.

There is only one thing you should know, I lost my trust in online games.
There are no babes.
You sick bitches stealing my poems, thinking its logical to punish men.
Fucking feminism stopped Fallout 4 from coming out before skyrim.

I watched the clock all day long for months. No response from bethesda about that mmo job.
But in the end not even inXile thought I was far enough along.

Bye men. You no longer matter.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I watched the clock all day long for months. No response from bethesda about that mmo job.

Would you care to post a copy of your application and resume here? We could help you... spruce it up a bit.

 

[crojipjip]

Tamriel Tom
900-984-1337
gamedevprosper@gmail.com

Desired Position: C# Programmer / Engineer for Wasteland 2

Education: Only a high school diploma.

Operating System Familiarity:
- 32 bit Applications only.
- Windows XP/7


Computer Languages:
- C++
- C# .NET / Mono

General Tools:
IDA PRO, OllyDBG (just for fun reversing, nothing serious)
Visual C++ IDEs 2008 and 2010.
Code::Blocks (think GCC if Linux and Minimalist Gnu Windows for Windows)

Game Tools:
Unity3D.

Pixologic's ZBrush 3 to 4.
Blender 2.49 - 2.6

Bethesda's GECK for Fallout 3 / NV. decent work in GeckScript
Niftools for Fallout 3 and/or New Vegas.

Gnu Image Manipulation Program (for Textures)

.. and more

APIs:
Win32 API
Direct3D9 API
OpenGL API (function pipeline)

Frameworks:
Allegro
Irrlicht
Boost 1.49 (Occasional use of ASIO)



Work experience:
I have zero work experience anywhere.
My youtube channel was recently closed, but included is some code samples from a turn-based component I was going to submit to the Unity3D store.

References:
I can only represent my self and recite my accomplishments.

 

[crojipjip]

What I need more is for rpgcodex to actually get off their wallets and fund some project of mind. it would greatly increase the chance the game I release is better than good. it would be almost super goood. I defintely can do a better job than Duck Nukem 4. But I will of course use instead of ducks, maybe some other characters codex knows. for real it would not be a disaapointment . you must fund me. or prosper dies.

 

[crojipjip]

Fuck this shit one of you assholes make the kickstarter.