Squeenix Final Fantasy VII Remake Integrade - now on Steam

[Sigourn]

I could rage about this, but on the other hand this now just fully means that this can be ignored since it wants to be its own thing so badly. FF7 (the original) continues to stand on its own. Thankfully FF7 modding is still alive and AI has made decently upscaling backgrounds a workable possibility for modders.

The worst thing that can still happen is Square trying to erase the original FF7 by taking it down or something.

Agree. As always, Square Enix found a way to fuck it up. Had I been excited for the remake to begin with, this would make me rage.

 

[†††]

leave it to japs thinking they need to over deliver a animu story or kids wont like it. Especially artistic or should I say autistic japs like hideo kojima and Nomura. Their work is extremely corny and bad. See metal gear solid 2 and advent children.

Wonder if Gen-X and younger japs hate their boomers so much that they do the complete opposite of them. When Japanese boomers were in charge of media, stories were generally simple and lighthearted enough, now everything they make is convoluted as fuck. Maybe they do it as a "fuck you" to their elders' way. I can't conceive other theory of why does exist such sharp divide in storytelling styles.

 

[Melcar]

Edgy pretentious fucks all of them.

 

[Duraframe300]

leave it to japs thinking they need to over deliver a animu story or kids wont like it. Especially artistic or should I say autistic japs like hideo kojima and Nomura. Their work is extremely corny and bad. See metal gear solid 2 and advent children.

Wonder if Gen-X and younger japs hate their boomers so much that they do the complete opposite of them. When Japanese boomers were in charge of media, stories were generally simple and lighthearted enough, now everything they make is convoluted as fuck. Maybe they do it as a "fuck you" to their elders' way. I can't conceive other theory of why does exist such sharp divide in storytelling styles.

Not... really?

A lot of shit was edgy as fuck since the 60s over there especially if we're talking the types of media like manga and video games. I mean Go Nagai is nearly 75 by this point.

 

[Melcar]

There are different kinds of "edgy". What gets promoted the most is whatever the current audiences buy. Somewhere along the line target audiences stated to favor this over-dramatic convoluted flashy storylines, so that is what the suits in marketing started to peddle the most. Developers just follow the money, and if the current climate allows them to express themselves more freely then even better.

 

[sullynathan]

As a non-fan and someone that didn't play pretty much any FF game, what does that mean/

 

[Melcar]

That you are gay.

 

[Blink]

There are different kinds of "edgy". What gets promoted the most is whatever the current audiences buy. Somewhere along the line target audiences stated to favor this over-dramatic convoluted flashy storylines, so that is what the suits in marketing started to peddle the most. Developers just follow the money, and if the current climate allows them to express themselves more freely then even better.

loz-mao most animzaing these days cut out stuff like gore or genuinely evil villains without sadz baby back ribs story completely. You can't even have a shounn mc who just a brute or doesn't use any freindzone or whatever tha fuckava. Crises core > advant chilie fries> ff8 > ff7

 

[HoboForEternity]

FBI

 

[mogwaimon]

FBI

when i first played FF7 and saw the Yuffie character art with unzipped booty shorts hangin off that tight wutai cutay bootay i was a young lad of about ten. now i'm thirty two. it's not my fault that my onee-chan became an imouto, sheeeeeit

 

[laclongquan]

Tifa still best girl! Aeris onlybgot her.fame.thanks to her getting shiskabobbed while player can do nothing. What a waste of investment in game time and emotion!

 

[GhostCow]

Jessie>Yuffie>Aerith>Tifa

 

[aweigh]

don't look if u care about spoilers

Spoiler

 

[Viata]

You are too late on those spoilers, we even got the videos.

 

[Echo Mirage]

Fuck me...the leaks are actually real!

 

[Rahdulan]

Is it weird this makes me all the more interested in the game now? Looking where they screwed up the original gets annoying, but knowing they approached the remake with full-on butcher mode at least makes me marvel the trainwreck.

 

[Ash]

"As a non-fan and someone that didn't play pretty much any FF game, what does that mean/"

sounds like a over-dramatic convoluted flashy take for the old adage: "everything new is shit"

I don't even consume much jap shit anymore and I thiink I may know what he means though and I'll illustrate with games I know you have played.

See: RE1 vs Code Veronica or RE5, or DMC 1 vs DMCRemake or DMC5

wtf is wesker with his flashy convoluted bs. In the original he was just a traitor plain and simple. And he died. Like really died. Why was he brought back from the dead with general relativity-defying powers and a more complex backstory that is uninteresting as all hell.
And whatever the fuck is the bullshit in the new DMC games, I don't care for it.
The older ones of each respective series had style (and so much campiness where they failed). The new ones try to have style but it just comes across as tryhard and weird, boring and unnecessary.

I can think of so many examples like this.

 

[Reinhardt]

There are different kinds of "edgy". What gets promoted the most is whatever the current audiences buy. Somewhere along the line target audiences stated to favor this over-dramatic convoluted flashy storylines, so that is what the suits in marketing started to peddle the most. Developers just follow the money, and if the current climate allows them to express themselves more freely then even better.

loz-mao most animzaing these days cut out stuff like gore or genuinely evil villains without sadz baby back ribs story completely. You can't even have a shounn mc who just a brute or doesn't use any freindzone or whatever tha fuckava. Crises core > advant chilie fries> ff8 > ff7

 

[Abu Antar]

They didn't lie when they said that this game isn't for PS1 Final Fantasy VII fans.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Holy shit, while reading the storyline leaks I somehow replicated the perfect laugh of Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal 2. I'm impressed with myself.

 

[sullynathan]

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[Shaewaroz]

Looks like they took massive creative liberties with the ending of Midgar and they went full Advent Children. Looks horrible. Completely ruins the impact Kalm flashback had in the original.

 

[Bahamut]

Shocking, FF7 compilation shits yet again on source material everything that came out of it feels like shit tier fanfic

Good thing there are still modders that try to systematicaly redo backgrounds of original

 

[GhostCow]

My biggest hope now is that the guy who does the translation patch stops being a little bitch and allows his mod to work with 7th Heaven so I can easily use that with better graphical mods. Well, that's my biggest realistic hope anyway. My unrealistic hope is that this remake pisses off a bunch of skilled fans and they get together to do their own remake in the Unreal engine. They could probably get away with it if they just do it in secret and not make any announcements or release anything until it's 100% completed.

 

[aweigh]

ff7remake rape is funny hehe ppl big mad