Baldur's Gate Is Aerie from BG2 underage?

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

The worst is when Aerie has that one voice line, it's either a movement based or attack one where she goes like, "Faster than a chic chic chicadee" or something. Oh man, my blood would boil. WE'RE FACING VAMPIRES, BITCH. AIN'T NO TIME FOR CUTE LINES.

 

[oldmanpaco]

After reading this thread I hope Aerie is underage so when my Berserker/Mage plows her tight elvan pussy he is acknowledging that the morality of mere mortals does not extend to beings destined for goddhood.

 

[The_Mask]

I like 'em plain brunettes most of the time.

Viconia would be my storyfag choice, Jaheira my combatfag choice.

Aerie is lulzy if you give her Crom. 50 dmg on a crit? "Oh, my!" indeed.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Jaheira is a good choice, people get too hung up on that moral shit with Khalid.

Look, Khalid was a simperin', mumblin' little fuckface. This asshole's random lines took so long to come out due to his debilitating stutter you could walk across an entire map before it even finished. No wonder he got killed. Jon was probably like, "Okay Khalid, if this is too much pain that you'll die let me know" and Khalid being a social retard couldn't even form the sentence in time.

Quite frankly? He didn't DESERVE that Harper pussy.

dabs on all y'all niggaz

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Jaheira is a good choice, people get too hung up on that moral shit with Khalid.

Look, Khalid was a simperin', mumblin' little fuckface. This asshole's random lines took so long to come out due to his debilitating stutter you could walk across an entire map before it even finished. No wonder he got killed. Jon was probably like, "Okay Khalid, if this is too much pain that you'll die let me know" and Khalid being a social retard couldn't even form the sentence in time.

Quite frankly? He didn't DESERVE that Harper pussy.

dabs on all y'all niggaz

Unsurprisingly the spider prefers the one whose mate dies.

 

[Lacrymas]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

 

[Kalin]

Elves can life up to 1200 years. So assuming 80 years old as the human age, she is like a 6~8 yo children in human age. So, everyone who romanced her on BG2... She is bellow the age of concent in 99% of our world.

 

[Krivol]

How underaged is main char then? I mean when we are playing elf, and we know Imoen has been growing up with us? I mean elven MC should wear diapers or sth.

 

[santino27]

The worst is when Aerie has that one voice line, it's either a movement based or attack one where she goes like, "Faster than a chic chic chicadee" or something. Oh man, my blood would boil. WE'RE FACING VAMPIRES, BITCH. AIN'T NO TIME FOR CUTE LINES.

Faster than chitika fastpaws.

You may now carry on with this ridiculous thread.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

Even better, she knows where you keep the condoms.

 

[CaffeineConquistador]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

Even better, she knows where you keep the condoms.

Of course, she’s the one who bought’m.

 

[NJClaw]

The worst is when Aerie has that one voice line, it's either a movement based or attack one where she goes like, "Faster than a chic chic chicadee" or something. Oh man, my blood would boil. WE'RE FACING VAMPIRES, BITCH. AIN'T NO TIME FOR CUTE LINES.

It's Chiktikka Fastpaws and it's a giant racooon. It could easily kill you in a matter of seconds:

Spoiler

WARNING (strong spider-eating raccoons images):

Spoiler

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

WARNING (strong spider-eating raccoons images):

It's okay, raccoons are the one animal that when I see them on the road I tend to want to see how fast the old SEX WAGON can go (that's what I call my Caprice Classic).

Remember everyone, if you kill a raccoon you save 20 other animals.

 

[Roguey]

How underaged is main char then? I mean when we are playing elf, and we know Imoen has been growing up with us? I mean elven MC should wear diapers or sth.

It's canon that regardless of race, you were brought to Candlekeep when you were a few months old and are only 20 years old, so yeah, an elf charname is even more underage than Aerie (however, the whole forced-to-mature-early thing applies since you weren't raised by elves).

 

[ERYFKRAD]

WARNING (strong spider-eating raccoons images):

It's okay, raccoons are the one animal that when I see them on the road I tend to want to see how fast the old SEX WAGON can go (that's what I call my Caprice Classic).

Remember everyone, if you kill a raccoon you save 20 other animals.

What if the other 20 are raccoons too?

 

[Morpheus Kitami]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

Its Forgotten Realms, having sex with real relatives isn't an issue, do you think anyone there cares about a vague relative? Her and Khalid probably turned you into a half-elf sandwich, if you know what I mean. Gorion probably watched in the corner. Don't think that if your CHARNAME was male that didn't happen, everyone is bisexual in the Forgotten Realms.

 

[Dramart]

She looks like a 40-year-old street hooker with drug addiction, she's not underaged at all, probably an elf grandma very soon.

 

[Mr. Magniloquent]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

More like your godmother, at most. Chaperone would be more appropriate. Being that the MC is essentially an adult on their first trip out of town, they aren't exactly having their diapers changed.

Any ill ill from such coupling is more damning to Jaheria than anyone else. Do you imagine that the harpers stood around debating the ethics of Jaheria riding the bones of the young prophecied bhaalspawn after stepping over the gutted corpse of her porky pig husband?

 

[Ninjerk]

Jaheira is your step-aunt/guardian too.

Melcar

 

[Burning Bridges]

She looks like a 40-year-old street hooker with drug addiction, she's not underaged at all, probably an elf grandma very soon.

Yes, she reminds me a bit of Kali Uchis

 

[Lacrymas]

Any ill ill from such coupling is more damning to Jaheria than anyone else. Do you imagine that the harpers stood around debating the ethics of Jaheria riding the bones of the young prophecied bhaalspawn after stepping over the gutted corpse of her porky pig husband?

Yes, it's her that is the problem, I've always maintained that. She was the one who has seen you as a literal child and her husband was killed like a week ago. I never considered that the Harpers would also object in some way, good catch.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

The worst is when Aerie has that one voice line, it's either a movement based or attack one where she goes like, "Faster than a chic chic chicadee" or something. Oh man, my blood would boil. WE'RE FACING VAMPIRES, BITCH. AIN'T NO TIME FOR CUTE LINES.

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[ERYFKRAD]

so... technically...
elf can be older than human, age doesnt matter much. But lets say that human is 15 yo male. Elf is 20, whatever.
So basically got abused by hawt teacher
70 yrs later man is on his death bed. Can elf now claim that she is still a kid and man totally went full pedo on her?

Always kill the elf.