So, at long last, finally finished KCD.
My opinion is that it's a game that much, much better than its parts since :
- Holy shit the main quest drags and drags and never ends its bullshit. It is over a dozen hours too long, the ending missions are some awful and stupid filler and in the whole it was ridiculous, even good ideas like the monastery turned sour very quickly and as a whole it is almost offensive in how much it wasted the player's time.
- Plus it didn't make any sense most of the time and characters all behaved like idiots.
- All game systems suck. Combat is clunky and painful, either too hard or too easy but never fun. Economy is broken, shops are all medieval supermarkets filled to the brim with shit, and you never really need money anyway. Inventory is console-tier mess. Stat system, perks and itemization are ok, though many perks are one the uninspiring side.
- World design makes no sense, roads and paths are an afterthought, are not coherent with geography, and there are no roadsigns.
On the plus side most sidequests were ok to good, and the AI, despite erring on the uncanny was very much serviceable.
But where the game shines are on those little moments. Looking in the woods for a treasure. Seeing Sassau appears by a turn of the road for the first time. Moving unseen at night. Stealth has a huge risk/reward, especially at the beginning, and may be the system I enjoyed the most. That, and looking for creative way to break the game or park my trusty horse, because the game has a true pleasant sandbox component that let me cheese through some quests (the monastery lol), and having the usually serious and deadpan lines side by side with the wonky AI, systems, or "creative" way to get rid of problems made for a never-ending stream of comedy. Plus I enjoyed learning some history in a land I don't know much about.
So despite the sum of all my annoyances I had a memorable time with Henry. And when the game is good it can be very good, and when it is funny it is laughing out loud funny, and in the end it was a good, sometimes goofy, barrel of fun, and I don't regret my time in fantasy Bohemia.