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[Azael]

WAAAAAGH!!!

 

[Quetzacoatl]

My vote goes to C.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

WAAAAAGH!!!

 

[Jaedar]

WAAAAAGH!!!

 

[Hoodoo]

WAAAAAGH!!!

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Root, are you there man? Did a carnifex eat your typing fingers?

 

[Baltika]

This thred needs a bump. Happy to oblige.

You there, Root?

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Waaaagh! Iz monday now! Gimme mah update!

 

[Hoodoo]

Heresy grows from idleness

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

I'm going to sound like a filthy flip-flopper or a whiny cunt but anyway...

Root, if you've lost your will to write then take a break or kill the LP (please nooooo) with a giant "rock falls, everyone dies". Just let us know what goes on.

If you just don't want to write Orks (and I understand it's very hard and not as amusing as reading it) then write another faction. I'll miss the waaaagh! but it's better to get something to LP about faggy eldar (go team faggot!) or stinky chaos than nothing about the lovable misfits that are da boyz.

 

[Azira]

I wholeheartedly agree with Yaar.

If it's the orkynes that's killin the LP, then switch to something else.

 

[Kayerts]

Yeah, what those gents said. You've been averaging an update every day and a half over the past five months, which is hard to maintain in general, let alone at the quality you've been hitting. If you're not feeling it, any of Yaar's suggestions sound good; naturally, I'd prefer continued adventures with another faction to a hiatus or an end, but do what you gotta do. In any case, it's been good times, so, thanks for taking us this far.

 

[Kz3r0]

A) Accept the Stormseer’s proposal, retreating with your forces from the battle in an attempt to breach New Rynn City and assume control of the Planetary Defense Grid, thus preventing an Exterminatus? It sounds sensible, and should the chaos boys turn on you, well, they’ll taste the Hatechoppa.

 

[Jaedar]

++ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL++

C
Fortune favor the X-treme

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

and to root

I vote C. The orkz don't take orders from any humans. If we die - it will have been a good waaaagh!

++ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL++

Is that a Mass Effect 2 reference?

 

[Storyfag]

++ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL++

Is that a Mass Effect 2 reference?

It is. And root just won massive for it.

I think we should dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. So B.

 

[DwarvenFood]

sheeeeeet, thank you for the update it was worth waiting for.

very torn between B and C, and although C seems the more orkish thing to do, I am voting for B and hope it will turn out okay. Salute!

 

[Azira]

Vote C.

Orks make their own fortunes! Never trust a hoomie, pointy bits or no.

And this planet's too good to abandon just yet.

 

[Darth Roxor]

B - plenty more planets left to ravage.

 

[Baltika]

We did all this crap, marched into the mountains, fought the Ultramarines, lost a crapton of da boyz, and now you want to spit on all of that and turn away from the ultimate purpose o it all, gaining an ally in chaos and Doombreed?

I vote A, naturally.

 

[Kayerts]

Oh hey, it's back! And still gloriously fucked up! Great update, although, the Navis Nobilite still exist in M43? I thought VD had phased them out, relying on distasteful Warp energy as they do. Or is this just a branding thing, and he just calls his inertialess drive operators "Navigators"? Seems like the sort of thing he'd do, really.

But, this choice. Baltika makes a pretty compelling argument for A. The fact that Chaos is reluctant to sweeten their offer makes me think they actually might not be plotting orky murder. They'd have no problem promising us this world if they were plotting to backstab us regardless. So that gets my vote.

C seems stupid but also kind of awesome, and it'll be fun to see what will happen when it wins. I mean, sure, we could try to kill the oldest and most powerful daemon prince ever. Why not. Maybe he'll be distracted fighting "I Want To Be A Dragon"-Guilliman and we'll get a lucky swing in. And while we're at it, let's try to scuttle the Imperial Fleet! Maybe Madhatta can teleport himself inside the flagship's cogitator and have a totally bitchin' Tron adventure.

 

[Quetzacoatl]

A) Accept the Stormseer’s proposal, retreating with your forces from the battle in an attempt to breach New Rynn City and assume control of the Planetary Defense Grid, thus preventing an Exterminatus? It sounds sensible, and should the chaos boys turn on you, well, they’ll taste the Hatechoppa.

 

[Mangoose]

Aaaaaaa...

 

[Baltika]

A word on La Resistance.

If there's nothing to write about them, write what you want to.

 

[Baltika]

Say, is Rogal Dorn still around?