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[Kayerts]

I'd like to hear how the Emperor died, although I get the impression that's the sort of information that can't be given and must be earned.

Barring that, I'd be interested in hearing about anything Jeremiah did after he killed Eliphas.

 

[Azael]

LISTEN UP U GITZ, THIS IZ WHAT WE'S GONNA DO. WE'S GONNA LISTEN TO THE POINTY HUMIES FOR NOW AND TAKE DAT CITY OVAH DERE. IF DEY DO SOMEFING FUNNYLIKE, WE IS GONNA STOMP DEM GOOD. FOR GORK AND MORK!

WAAAAAAGH!!!

C would be the most Orky option I think, but so far we've been doing real good by working differently. Nappy here isn't your average Boss, he's crafty. C would probably be pushing it in this case, although I would love to see the effort.

As for fluff, I'm interested in how Slaanesh went from being the whipping boy/girl to the Great God of Chaos.

 

[Ulminati]

Really torn between B and C. C is so very risky, but I don't feel like running off saying "it's been a good waaaagh" while there's still stuff left to stomp is the orkish thing to do.

 

[DwarvenFood]

so what is your vote ?

 

[Ulminati]

Dunno yet. That's why I'm torn.

 

[skuphundaku]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!

... for multiple reasons. First, it would be awesome to fight alongside such a badass as Genghis Khan, even if it's just a temporary alliance. Don't tell me that you haven't thought about Bonnapartah + Genghis Khan = AWESOME beyond belief. Doing it to wipe out the ultrasmurfs... that's just icing on the cake.
Second, if we started on the WAAAAAGHHpath, why stop now?
Last but not least, given that the VD assumed control of Guilliman, getting to smack him over a bit might prove to be quite interesting... and a good way of probing the VD's power.

 

[Hoodoo]

C

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Fluff about what is happening on the borders, and just outside the borders of imperium (if there are any humans there).

 

[Baltika]

I've an idea: fluff on how the Void Dragon ascended to the throne of the Imperium and got the primarchs to accept him as the new emperor.

 

[Jaedar]

Fluff about the Pheonix lords

 

[grotsnik]

++ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL++

Shame on you, sir!

Hmmm...C. I have my reasons.

 

[Hoodoo]

fluff about the squats

 

[Azira]

fluff about the squats

+1

 

[Kayerts]

Hmmm...C. I have my reasons.

Could you articulate them? I'd like to switch to C, but I can't justify it to myself.

 

[grotsnik]

Hmmm...C. I have my reasons.

Could you articulate them? I'd like to switch to C, but I can't justify it to myself.

I'd like to, but I think I owe it to root not to be a flip-flop enabler.

Spoiler

Simple enough. Both of the other plans are a form of retreat. To hell with that. Orkz ain't prissy Eldar.

 

[Ulminati]

I guess B is what I'll go with. For shame.

 

[Esquilax]

Fortune favours the bold! Don't worry about dying in battle, bros, that isn't a problem: Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!

Let's be EXTREME bros, pick C

 

[Esquilax]

"Did you not hear me, ork? I asked you a ques-" The Hatechoppa struck Temür at the neck, bright red blood gushing out as the Stormseer's psy-hood cracked.

"Well, I reckon yer question jus' got" Bonnapartah adjusted his Deffbeam Monocle "Cut short."

I believe you forgot to add a after that.

If you've already written that part, can you post it? Would be a glorious death for Bronappartah.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

So all the rogue traders and other misfits hanging out far away from imperial infrastructure got OM-NOM-NOM-NOMed... Guess serves 'em right for not being close enough to the Emperor to bask in his divine light

As for C - it might have been a clusterfuck but a nice and orky one

 

[Baltika]

I'z believin' in Big Irun. So I'z pickin' B. Sez, can youz tell us how papa smurf got hiz arse 'anded to 'im, fer a secund time?

 

[Kz3r0]

Diplomatic Orkz?For real?

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge in

 

[Storyfag]

B is propa and orky. But the Navyfag in me needs to know: We get to use the killkroozas in B too, don't we?

 

[Darth Roxor]

B - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

B

For Gork and Mork! And teef!

 

[Jaedar]

WBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBGHHHH!