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[Kayerts]

Tried it before; I feel your pain. Good fight scenes rely heavily on tension, which is a tricky thing to create in general, but especially in a divine battle, since it requires that the audience have some sense of the combatants' limits. This is a problem because any decent divine character is not fully understood in nature and ability. So, very hard to do well; Homer and Milton both tried it, and neither really nailed it. Good luck!

 

[Baltika]

Fucking beautiful.
Too bad about Horus, though.

 

[Azira]

 

[Azael]

 

[grotsnik]

I would, but your face is beneath my fists

:/

Otherwise, liked! Suitably epic-feeling.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Nice, root.

 

[Jaedar]

You killed Eldar! You bastard


Just kidding. A most excellent update brother root. But I still want to know who the radical inquisitor was/is.

 

[Hoodoo]

 

[Kayerts]

I would, but your face is beneath my fists

:/

That line didn't make any sense to me on first reading, so I did a search for it and found that the referenced quote didn't make sense in its context, either. I applaud Root's commitment to authenticity.

Anyway, great update! The emphasis was in the right places.

 

[Kz3r0]

Get lost, the Tyranids rule supreme.

Great update.

 

[Azael]

Just as planned.

Leaving Swarmlord alive might actually be good in the long run, remember what body he was spawned from and what had inflicted Hax. I'd say we follow the manly fag's advice and cut our losses. Calixis isn't one of our primary targets the way I see it. Keeping Typhus, Mortarion and Perturabo alive would sure be useful though...

C

 

[Reject_666_6]

Just as planned.

Leaving Swarmlord alive might actually be good in the long run, remember what body he was spawned from and what had inflicted Hax. I'd say we follow the manly fag's advice and cut our losses. Calixis isn't one of our primary targets the way I see it. Keeping Typhus, Mortarion and Perturabo alive would sure be useful though...

C

 

[Jaedar]

Kind of you to choose your tomB Swarmlord!

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

C

Eldar fag seems to have the right idea and Typhus and Mortarion are disgusting anyway.

 

[Storyfag]

The BROkeeper advises B, so B it is!

 

[Darth Roxor]

I would say A because the Death Guard are bros and I would hate to see them wiped out.

As for why A and not everything else:

Not C because C means we only came here to waste time. And Elethomiel is a fag

Not B because it's too risky, and I mean seriously too risky. Wasn't the Swarmlord supposed to be p. much one of the most powerful beings in existence now and with the most numerous army, now that our armada is scattered all over Calixis and Ultima? And we'd have to find and fight it on its own territory - just no.

Perhaps eliminating the tyrants will give us enough time, even if it's only hours, to sow confusion that will allow us to jettison our bros from the surface.

 

[Hoodoo]

I would say A because the Death Guard are bros and I would hate to see them wiped out.

 

[grotsnik]

A, I say. A.

 

[Esquilax]

I'm going with Darth Roxor's solid reasoning. We can't take heavy losses against the Tyranids and we need to fight one enemy at a time. Our focus is the Void Dragon

A

 

[Kayerts]

Just as planned.

Seriously. The excitement of having a complex plan turn out more or less the way we intended is far outweighing the fact that it's completely fucking us right now.

Not B because it's too risky, and I mean seriously too risky. Wasn't the Swarmlord supposed to be p. much one of the most powerful beings in existence now

Yes. And it sounds like he's hanging out near the Excession, which as we know is the safest place in the universe for a fleet. And I suspect the Brokeeper's analysis of the situation is almost completely wrong. And then there's this:

Faith will not unjam your weapon nor add an edge to your blade. Combat is won through preparation, not recklessness.

A.

 

[DwarvenFood]

A.

 

[Ulminati]

A.

 

[Baltika]

I'm going with Ghenghisbro's plan. A.

 

[Reject_666_6]

I'm going to insert my fragile penis in root's ass until he decides to update this unworthy wreckage of a thread back to its former glory.

 

[Reject_666_6]

LOLI LOLI LOLI