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[Kayerts]

I vote for orks. root is going to have a hard time writing choices though.

a) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

b) WAAAAAAARGH? WAAAAAARGHHH!

c) NICE AND PROPER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

See, this is the sort of choice we're equipped to handle.

Would it win people over to know that ork warlords can get pretty smart? And there's at least one ork who's been begging for a fight like this for a long time:

I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find,* an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.

I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. [..] I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!

*Not anymore!

 

[Crooked Bee]

elitists. what do you suggest then? it's not like you've done well with other, more brainy races. orks might be your saving grace

No orcs plz. Kthx.

we can make girl orkz, too. with ponytails and pink skin.

Okay I'm so totally sold. By both of your points.

 

[Kz3r0]

maybe we could inject some orky dna into the brokeeper...

 

[Reject_666_6]

The Swarmlord is a uniquely powerful Tyranid biomorph. Amongst the billions of creatures created by the Tyranid Hive Mind, there exists one as old as the Tyranid race itself, the ultimate conduit through which the Hive Mind's implacable will is enforced. This creature is to a Hive Tyrant what a Hive Tyrant is to a Termagant. It is a monster of darkest nightmare that has preyed on empires and overseen the extinction of entire civilisations. It is a legendary destroyer of world and its names are legion. It is the Tyrantlord of the Hive Mind, the Herald of the Great Devourer and the Destroyer of the Kha'la Empire. To the Imperium of Man, the latest interstellar civilization to face this ancient predator, it is the Swarmlord, and it represents the greatest Tyranid threat to the galaxy.

Hax personally killed the Protoss?

You think that's the only like with Starcraft? Son, check out this galaxy map. You'll find some interesting planets on the Centaurus Arm.

relax, is joke

 

[Kz3r0]

and then ahriman could ride around on top of him like Master-Blaster in beyond thunderdome...

 

[Jick Magger]

It's gonna take one hell of a Deus Ex Machina to get all the Orks in the galaxy to unite under one huge WAAAAAAAAGH!
I mean, say what you want about The CSM, they actually unite once every thousand years or so.

 

[ComradeCommissar]

Da Kommandoz iz ready fer WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

(Lets go for them Orks)

 

[not an artichoke]

Let's see what Root can do with da boyz



WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

 

[Kz3r0]

I am in.

 

[Esquilax]

Sounds brotastic.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

If by dark green-wearing badass you mean =][= IMAGE REMOVED BY THE ORDER OF INQUISITOR GENERAL =][= then

I'm in for whatever you have in stock for us. So far it's been loads of fun.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Sounds good.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Yes, I know the picture doesn't get the guns right 100%. They neither look like a bolter nor like a plasma pistol. Though all in all, it's a pretty cool pic

So, as to not deceive the masses, here's a pic of the dudes miniature:
=][= IMAGE REMOVED BY THE ORDER OF INQUISITOR GENERAL =][=

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Sorry root, fixed now:
=][= IMAGE REMOVED BY THE ORDER OF INQUISITOR GENERAL =][=

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Damn, I wasn't aware that there's an Inquisitor with such awesome name. Where can I read more on him? Some Codex, rulebook or fluff book?

 

[Azira]

The lexicanum on Fyodor.

 

[Kayerts]

five updates tops, dealing with brokeeper, brohriman and a third unspecified bro (some of you may guess who he is - hint hint, he wears dark green and he's badass) going through the motions inside cadia.

Not sure naked Gorgutz counts as "wearing" dark green. It just counts as terrifying.

Jokes about ork dong aside, this sounds great; I'm looking forward to what you'll do with this totally anonymous third party. At the very least, I guess he won't be losing any more knives.

it'll be straight up adventure game. you fuck up, you lose. you do it right, you'll get some leverage over them cosmic horrors all arvo.

I think it shows a remarkable commitment to thoroughness that you're still making provisions for a possible future in which we do something right. Anyway, I think at this point we've all got faith that it'll be quality.

 

[Kayerts]

Damn, I wasn't aware that there's an Inquisitor with such awesome name. Where can I read more on him? Some Codex, rulebook or fluff book?

Fluff book.

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

The lexicanum on Fyodor.

Thanks! Wouldn't want to meet that dude in person though...

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

Damn, I wasn't aware that there's an Inquisitor with such awesome name. Where can I read more on him? Some Codex, rulebook or fluff book?

Fluff book.

Read it in school. Awesome book and best read in Russian.

I meant wh40k fluff stuff but the Lexicanum entry seems enough.

 

[DwarvenFood]

now here's what I'm thinking, my little beauties.

before Act 3, we'll have an interlude. five updates tops, dealing with brokeeper, brohriman and a third unspecified bro (some of you may guess who he is - hint hint, he wears dark green and he's badass) going through the motions inside cadia. it'll be straight up adventure game. you fuck up, you lose. you do it right, you'll get some leverage over them cosmic horrors all arvo. now, after that, we get to act 3 proper.

the thing is, i'm gonna be without a computer and internect connection for most of the month, so i'll just try to pace only this interlude in february. it'll be slow and painful, but it'll be done, i hope.

afterwards, we get down to brass tacks. sounds good for you all?
and then you get to choose if you want dem boyz on your side or chaos or whatever the fuck it is that gives you a boner (lesi and bee excluded, unless they feel like it).

you all down with this shit?

hey root, sounds good, i have to catch up to some 15 pages almost but at least i have the time now that the updates will be less frequent. and i'm down for waaaagh, or chaos or whatever happens, sure. i love the fact that u continue this stuff it is getting quite huge.

EDIT: I loved the ending !! (ghost in the machine)

 

[Reject_666_6]

DEVOUR SOUL!!1

Wait, when is the Ahriman/Lorekeeper bromance interlude starting?

 

[not an artichoke]

Why should that stop anyone as long as they keep it tasteful?

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

i no longer have a computer. maybe tuesday/wednesday next week

gipsy scum

also i`m not gay

May the omnissiah punish anyone who messes with your cogitator!

 

[Lesifoere]

also i`m not gay

Everyone's a little gay, hombre.