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[Kz3r0]

DAKKA!

 

[Baltika]

More Boyz.

 

[oscar]

With the likely technological advances of the New Imperium it's likely the boyz are going to be needing bigger guns and more dakka.

 

[Ulminati]

You ALWAYS need MORE DAKKA

 

[Yaar Podshipnik]

You are not thinking like a proper boss... you need to get more boys first, so when you go to the forgeworld you can get even more dakka.

So I'm voting BOYZ

Also:

two-meter long pipe iron he carried everywhere, an effective meelee weapon that doubled as a rokkit launcha.

I love ork engineering!

 

[DwarvenFood]

You ALWAYS need MORE DAKKA

nice, forgeworld.. also, nice update heh.. funny to see skyway ther and the napoleon bit.. anyway..

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Needs LESS ORC UPDATES

I suppose I vote "boyz" since that's not a option though.

 

[Ulminati]

Needs LESS ORC UPDATES

I suppose I vote "boyz" since that's not a option though.

Someone bash dis runty gitz 'ead in an bring me his teef!

Orks is da bestest fing dat 'appen ta dis LP.

 

[Hoodoo]

You ALWAYS need MORE DAKKA

 

[lightbane]

'VING MORE BOYZ IZ ALWAYS GUZ!!! MORE BOYZ, MORE WAAAGH!!! BOYZ I VOTE!!

PS: Damn, the ork "accent" is hard to write...

 

[Storyfag]

MOAR BOYZ

 

[grotsnik]

MORE DAKKA! Yooz carn't pop molez wivout poppas.

 

[Kayerts]

Hm, first we successfully tried a tactic other than yelling "Waaagh" and charging butt-first at the nearest pointy thing, then we used strategic prioritization in an attack plan. Clearly, not acting like orks is working out for Bunnehpartah's boyz; they should keep doing that. DAKKA.

Different factions could work. It would be interesting to see the entire galaxy get suddenly engulfed in a storm of incompetence. It seems difficult from your perspective as GM (it would seem to require more updates, or else people would just have to wait longer before they could vote on anything) and would potentially trickier from the players' perspective (would we have to hold discussions in some private forum?), but if you think it'd be fun, go for it.

 

[Quetzacoatl]

MORE DAKKA! Yooz carn't pop molez wivout poppas.

 

[Storyfag]

Flip flopping to MOAR DAKKA then

 

[Hoodoo]

it was the Weirdboy's actions that proved the key to breaking the city’s defenses. While strolling around the battlefield in tortured agony by all the psychic energy accumulated by the orkish Waaagh, Madhatta came across a group of Primaris Psykers in the battlements assembling a large-bore psycannon, hoping to disrupt the relentless assault. Instinctively discharging all his accumulated psychic energy lest he ‘eadbanged, Madhatta’s psychic vomit blew up the Psykers along with the psycannon and its ammunition, tearing down a large section of the fortress’ walls with the explosion.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

So if that resistance guy is Ghengis Khan reborn does that mean the Orky warlord is Napoleon reborn considering his name? Any other historical conquerors we might see in the future?

 

[desocupado]

MOAR BOYZ

 

[Kayerts]

Since I myself had forgotten it, I think it's only fair that I should remind you of what attacking a forgeworld will entail.

Titan legions and the Void Dragon's invincible new robomarines and all sorts of nasty war machines?

In that case, I'm going to follow SF's example and switch my vote from DAKKA to MORE DAKKA. The biggest and strongest war machine around is da Waaagh, and we need to smash these poncy 'umies in the face to remind them that. We iz gonna stomp their cities flat and beat their fancy 'traptions into scrap and stick their shiny metal heads on our pointy sticks. We iz gonna do this because we's da orks, and we was born to fight an' win.

 

[Ulminati]

Since I myself had forgotten it, I think it's only fair that I should remind you of what attacking a forgeworld will entail.

Titan legions and the Void Dragon's invincible new robomarines and all sorts of nasty war machines?

In that case, I'm going to follow SF's example and switch my vote from DAKKA to MORE DAKKA. The biggest and strongest war machine around is da Waaagh, and we need to smash these poncy 'umies in the face to remind them that. We iz gonna stomp their cities flat and beat their fancy 'traptions into scrap and stick their shiny metal heads on our pointy sticks. We iz gonna do this because we's da orks, and we was born to fight an' win.

 

[Kz3r0]

fine, the illogical option takes it. bunnapartah will not be pleased.

prepare to meet the...i-still-don't-have-a-catchy-name-for-the-necron-marines



actually the forge world is home to the Legio Destructor. You'll see why this is important in a minute. feel free to lexicanize it.

 

[lightbane]

Our orkz are soooo dead... That's the 3rd party that the Codex has successfully sentenced to damnation and death.

 

[Ulminati]

I just hope we get to witness the orky "I luv da whole waaaagh!" song-and-dance number before the end.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Our orkz are soooo dead... That's the 3rd party that the Codex has successfully sentenced to damnation and death.

And good fucking riddance. Now the only thing left is to salt the earth forum and purify the remains with thrice-blessed promotheum.

 

[Reject_666_6]

Our orkz are soooo dead... That's the 3rd party that the Codex has successfully sentenced to damnation and death.

And good fucking riddance. Now the only thing left is to salt the earth forum and purify the remains with thrice-blessed promotheum.

Why you a playa hater, nigga? You got sum beef wit da greens?