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Completed Let's Battle for Dune! #12 Failure is death (finished)
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A4, the future Emperor should have some Sentinels and Dreadnoughts.
Ah yes, General Castor, a man so manly that he hunts Tyranids with his bare hands. Too bad Shepard had to die... But we can rebuild him, we have the technology...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap6QaDBZJwM
Ah yes, General Castor, a man so manly that he hunts Tyranids with his bare hands. Too bad Shepard had to die... But we can rebuild him, we have the technology...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap6QaDBZJwM
B you BASTARDS!!
Voting mission 6.
Voting mission 6.
Bitcher
Educated
I just finished this game (also Harkonnen compaign) and holy shit is the ending retarded. Makes Herbert's son books seem like respectful and high-brow literature.
Anyways, voting A6.
Anyways, voting A6.
Hellraiser
Arcane
Update 8: The non-canon cannon
Don't think I'm abandoning this shit just because I'm swamped with work and my desktop was inoperable bros!
Supririsingly good desert themed music from an unsurprisingly shitty licensed science fiction RTS published by interplay
The wisdom of the hivemind has decided that we advance further into Ordos territory. Also we'll ally with the Ixians if we get the chance.
It's a good strategy to leave us in the dark until the very last moment mentat. Is this guy even a real mentat?
: Capture the Ordos spy Commander, I believe he will disclose information that will be quite useful to us once he is "persuaded" sufficiently.
I doubt he'll just walk into our base, we better send an agent of our own to capture him.
Time to scout this rather frigid part of Dune and find us some Ordos to kill.
Guild Mega Cannon? The fuck?
: Ah it seems the guild has a small outpost in this region. You should borrow this Mega Cannon from them. I doubt the Guild has much use for artillery.
The Ordos stronghold has been located.
: Suffer not the Manboon to live!
: Cleve Ghola Scout #71 Reporting in Commander! The Manboon spy has been located!
: Capture him alive, I want to torture him personally,
It is time to remove a cannon from the Guild's inventory.
While it's canonicity is questionable at least it will help us kill those Ordos sodomites.
: So far so good, no Harkonnen in sight...
: You will come with me Ordos dog!
: Now wait a min...
: I DO NOT WAIT!
Cleve Ghola Scout #71 subdues the annoying spy and drags him into a safe area.
: It seems the Ordos are already missing their dear spy. Hide him before they silence him.
Cleve Ghola's superhuman infiltration skills allow him to fool the manboons.
Bad idea bro
The "borrowed" outpost is being reinforced in case the untermensch decide to attack it.
: Fire the cannon!
: That's it? I was expecting a glorious explosion! The Guild's weapon-making skills are sub-par to say the least. 
: Pathetic, truly pathetic. These Ordos fail to realize how close they are to becoming a mere footnote in the history books!
These Ordos are getting more retarded with every passing minute.
Another attack surely they are joking?
: Uh I feel sick.... FOR THE EXECUTRIX!
: Men! Attack that devastator, it has been contaminated with deviator gas and must be purged!
Fucking deviators! 
: All of you performed admirably, keep it up and I will not have to execute any of you for cowardice at the end of the day.
: Commander! The Ordos have erected a palace, they might use it to deploy some sort of secret weapon.
Well you know what they say...
...fight fire with fire
Get away from my harvesters you assholes!
Time to send in the Cleve Gholas and secure a vital piece of rock.
Sneaky ordos scum! They attack from the rear.
: DIE! DIE! DIE!
Problem?
: You will suffer for this insolence!
At least the harvesters got blown up by the radiation (how the hell does that work anyway?).
Wait they're just standing there?
While the Ordos squad is derping around and not killing the spy capture by Cleve some of our other glorious harkonnen ubermensch exterminate more Ordos.
[Perception] I believe they're trying to run us over.
[Intelligence] We should try to get out of the way.
While our prisoner is more or less secured the Cleve Squad holding useless rock patch #32 suffers some loses
FUCKING USELESS MENTAT! THIS SHIT IS ALMOST READY TO FIRE AND HE DIDN'T WARN ME!
Good thing that there was a death hand missile on standby.
It also blew up that harvester
Building up a decently sized Cleve Ghola assault force is taking too fucking long...
One death hand launch later the assault force is assembled.
: Kneel before the might of House Harkonnen manboons!
: Resistance is futile!
: Kill these savages!
Well that was moderately challenging. Also how can we not approve of persuading that damn spy
Continued in next post...
Don't think I'm abandoning this shit just because I'm swamped with work and my desktop was inoperable bros!
Supririsingly good desert themed music from an unsurprisingly shitty licensed science fiction RTS published by interplay
The wisdom of the hivemind has decided that we advance further into Ordos territory. Also we'll ally with the Ixians if we get the chance.
It's a good strategy to leave us in the dark until the very last moment mentat. Is this guy even a real mentat?
I doubt he'll just walk into our base, we better send an agent of our own to capture him.
Time to scout this rather frigid part of Dune and find us some Ordos to kill.
Guild Mega Cannon? The fuck?
The Ordos stronghold has been located.
It is time to remove a cannon from the Guild's inventory.
While it's canonicity is questionable at least it will help us kill those Ordos sodomites.
Cleve Ghola Scout #71 subdues the annoying spy and drags him into a safe area.
Cleve Ghola's superhuman infiltration skills allow him to fool the manboons.
Bad idea bro
The "borrowed" outpost is being reinforced in case the untermensch decide to attack it.
These Ordos are getting more retarded with every passing minute.
Another attack surely they are joking?
Fucking deviators!
Well you know what they say...
...fight fire with fire
Get away from my harvesters you assholes!
Time to send in the Cleve Gholas and secure a vital piece of rock.
Sneaky ordos scum! They attack from the rear.
Problem?
At least the harvesters got blown up by the radiation (how the hell does that work anyway?).
Wait they're just standing there?
While the Ordos squad is derping around and not killing the spy capture by Cleve some of our other glorious harkonnen ubermensch exterminate more Ordos.
[Perception] I believe they're trying to run us over.
[Intelligence] We should try to get out of the way.
While our prisoner is more or less secured the Cleve Squad holding useless rock patch #32 suffers some loses
FUCKING USELESS MENTAT! THIS SHIT IS ALMOST READY TO FIRE AND HE DIDN'T WARN ME!
Good thing that there was a death hand missile on standby.
It also blew up that harvester
Building up a decently sized Cleve Ghola assault force is taking too fucking long...
One death hand launch later the assault force is assembled.
Well that was moderately challenging. Also how can we not approve of persuading that damn spy
Continued in next post...
Hellraiser
Arcane
Music - Dune 2000: Rise of Harkonnen
The Atreides think they can win? The Duke is such a clown too bad the fools that follow him don't get the joke.
: The Baron has personally persuaded the spy to reveal vital information about Ordos saboteurs operating behind our lines. Crush them.
I think we're all familiar with this piece of sand and rock.
Some lost sardaukar join the cause of House Harkonnen.
The Atreides are located, hopefully they'll die slowly and in agony.
: An Ordos assault squad has been spotted!
Fortunately a flamethrower turret has been erected just in case they decided to be sneaky.
: Leave none alive men!
Smells like victory.
Since our current piece of rock is too small to place new structures I build and send an MCV south to establish a secondary outpost.
Sonic tanks, better keep our sardaukar away from them...
Oh look more Ordos, what a lovely three-way we're having here.
They burn rather nicely.
Surprisingly the Atreides took advantage of the fact that we had to move some of our forces to defend against the Ordos raiders.
: Avoid the sonic tank! Kill everything else!
Superior Sardaukar training minimized our casualties.
The Duke jests some more by sending snipers to assault the southern outpost.
We all had a good laugh.
Minotaurs incoming.
: Death to all who oppose the Baron!
I think the Ordos evolved from lemmings or something...
: Your attacks are futile yet amusing Ordos dogs.
Fucking bullshit weather patterns!
: House Harkonnen is victorious once again!
I hate these damn things.
But I love kidnapping them with carry-alls.
Sandworms?
Horrible creatures, I avoid them whenever I can.
Well the Atreides air force shouldn't pose a threat now. Not that it would anyway.
Stop dying like flies
The Duke needs to change his routine, this one has become rather stale and unfunny.
RIP Cleve Ghola #264
: KILL THEM ALL!
: Manboons eliminated!
: All will fall in the name of the Baron!
They have been true champions of House Harkonnen. They will not be forgotten.
: Our fallen brothers shall be avenged!
Glory to House Harkonnen! Glory to Giedi Prime! Glory to the Baron!
Just FYI after I reloaded the damn thing changed the sandstorm patterns and the secondary objectives, including the help the sardaukar by smiting the ragheads one
.
Which is why the choices below are slightly different. Fucking bullshit changes.
VOTING TIME
The path to the Ordos Arrakean capital is clear, shall we strike at their heart now?
A) DEATH TO THE ORDOS! They have lived far too long.
B) We have unfinished business, it is better to prolong the inevitable death of the Executrix for now.
If House Harkonnen decides to strike at the capital later where should we deploy our forces now?
1) Hajra Plains - Smugglers used to have a base here.
2) Hagga Basin - Raghead scouting parties are roaming the area.
3) Hole-in-the-Rock - Standard base - banal, shit, boring.
4) Wind Pass - The Atreides are present here doing something, the Baron does not like this.
5) Gara Kulon - The Ixians are doing someting here, perhaps we can help the and secure an alliance.
You won't have to wait for the next update as long as for this one bros.
The Atreides think they can win? The Duke is such a clown too bad the fools that follow him don't get the joke.
I think we're all familiar with this piece of sand and rock.
Some lost sardaukar join the cause of House Harkonnen.
The Atreides are located, hopefully they'll die slowly and in agony.
Fortunately a flamethrower turret has been erected just in case they decided to be sneaky.
Smells like victory.
Since our current piece of rock is too small to place new structures I build and send an MCV south to establish a secondary outpost.
Sonic tanks, better keep our sardaukar away from them...
Oh look more Ordos, what a lovely three-way we're having here.
They burn rather nicely.
Surprisingly the Atreides took advantage of the fact that we had to move some of our forces to defend against the Ordos raiders.
Superior Sardaukar training minimized our casualties.
The Duke jests some more by sending snipers to assault the southern outpost.
We all had a good laugh.
Minotaurs incoming.
I think the Ordos evolved from lemmings or something...
Fucking bullshit weather patterns!
I hate these damn things.
But I love kidnapping them with carry-alls.
Sandworms?
Horrible creatures, I avoid them whenever I can.
Well the Atreides air force shouldn't pose a threat now. Not that it would anyway.
Stop dying like flies
The Duke needs to change his routine, this one has become rather stale and unfunny.
RIP Cleve Ghola #264
They have been true champions of House Harkonnen. They will not be forgotten.
Glory to House Harkonnen! Glory to Giedi Prime! Glory to the Baron!
Just FYI after I reloaded the damn thing changed the sandstorm patterns and the secondary objectives, including the help the sardaukar by smiting the ragheads one
. Which is why the choices below are slightly different. Fucking bullshit changes.
VOTING TIME
The path to the Ordos Arrakean capital is clear, shall we strike at their heart now?
A) DEATH TO THE ORDOS! They have lived far too long.
B) We have unfinished business, it is better to prolong the inevitable death of the Executrix for now.
If House Harkonnen decides to strike at the capital later where should we deploy our forces now?
1) Hajra Plains - Smugglers used to have a base here.
2) Hagga Basin - Raghead scouting parties are roaming the area.
3) Hole-in-the-Rock - Standard base - banal, shit, boring.
4) Wind Pass - The Atreides are present here doing something, the Baron does not like this.
5) Gara Kulon - The Ixians are doing someting here, perhaps we can help the and secure an alliance.
You won't have to wait for the next update as long as for this one bros.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
A.
Show no mercy.
5 for the alternate.
Show no mercy.
5 for the alternate.
Ah, nice to see you advancing this LP! I'm quite interested in seeing what happens next.
A - let's crush those maggots.
/e: In case the Ordos spies convince the Baron to let them live a little while longer, I shall vote 4 4.
A - let's crush those maggots.
/e: In case the Ordos spies convince the Baron to let them live a little while longer, I shall vote 4 4.
Thank you for updating, I had almost no LP alternatives !!!
Hellraiser
Arcane
Just FYI vote for either of the available missions if you voted A. The idea is that if A wins we're going to go end the ordos if B wins then we do whatever mission that gets the most votes.
Hellraiser
Arcane
Malakal said:
Bro the vote for allying with ixians was after the previous update and the hivemind decided that we will ally with them given the chance. Now you can vote for B5 if you want to make the alliance happen ASAP.
anus_pounder
Arcane
A3
B5
Hellraiser
Arcane
If you count Malakal's vote as B5 it's a tie between A and B with 5 taking the lead. If not then A wins by one vote.
So either Malakal clarifies what he wants to vote for (A or B) or we get one vote for A or 2 for B and the situation will be clear.
So either Malakal clarifies what he wants to vote for (A or B) or we get one vote for A or 2 for B and the situation will be clear.
Are we having a deadlock? Let's do something about that, shan't we?
B5.
B5.
Hellraiser
Arcane
Azira said:Are we having a deadlock? Let's do something about that, shan't we?
B5.
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