I just realized that Reformed Pagans can declare holy war against anyone else that doesn't follow their religion, but I decided there was a more pressing priority than to conquer the land of playing KOTOR seven times: to destroy the Timurids through the greatest weapon of the Wendish Empire:
Obviously, the Lithuanian Hitman.
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Lithuanian Hitman 2: (Not so) Silent Assassin of Emperors
Hitman 2: Russia
Good news: the best of the best, the spearhead of the Empire, they have succeeded to put an end to two major threats, or hopefully so. An ambitious melonhead got killed before he could assemble a host for his invasion, while most importantly, although the Hitmen involved paid with their lives in a very painful way, the dreaded Timur has been slain, and now hopefully his Empire shall fall apart, eliminating their looming threat for once and all.
Bad news: everyone knows the Empress is cold-hearted and ruthless, and retalation will soon be inevitable.
If you can't hitman with the best, damn with the rest
Unfortunately the Swedish conquest of Pommerania left some of their people as dukes, and it will not be easy to convince them to abandon the crucified god, although some progress was made in this.
The elected successor has proven far more ambitious, trying to forge a mighty desmesne for himself through war.
Lübeck will be conquered by the Wendish Empire, and the Pomorze will once again reside in the region. REMOVE KRAUT
The Empress had her third child.
While malcontents continue to rebel, one of her relatives has become a great and capable diplomat.
Victory!
Meanwhile, however, bad news: the Timurids didn't fall apart after the death of Timur, unfortunately, which means eliminating their threat will require more dangerous and expensive missions involving only the best of the best, those bold enough to undertake the mission of assassinating not a mere ruler, but the leader of an Empire. Nevertheless, there was a simpler Lithuanian Hitman mission which consequences would benefit the Wendish Empire by causing chaos and making the Romanists lose an entire Kingdom. The circumstances seemed absurd, but why question them?
For, as soon as the young and vulnerable King of Hungary faces the merciless strike of the Lithuanian Hitman, a Muslim somehow shall inherit the Kingdom of Hungary.
Truly, the fact this could happen is evidence Djinn exist.
It was completely professional, no traces or evidences left linking such a well done service to the Wendish Empire, and now the religion of "peace" rules over most of the Balkans, part of Croatia included.
The true faith continues to advance.
Empress Dannila mourned for her mother, who died tragically young, leaving the Kingdom of Pommerania to an ingrate. Some honorary titles soothed his butthurt, however.
Although risky, the levies of the Empire were completely ready, and if quickly enough, it would ensure that the near entire south coast of the Baltic would belong to them, while granting valuable, wealthy and prosperous cities. Fear will not stop the Wendish Empire from pursuing their destiny!
The Duchess of Holstein was captured, and she was pregnant. But who cares? Crusaders kill babies, women and children, so fuck them all.
By assaulting their fortresses with their full strength, the Empire didn't give the rest of the Christian world any time to react, and victory was achieved relatively quickly, making the Wendish Empire somewhat closer to Rome than it was before. Now, truces would limit further expansion, and money was needed for another attempt at breaking apart the Timurids, but the apostates of the Potato gods deserved another lesson.
While Lübeck was given to the Kingdom of Pommerania, the newly conquered lands were granted to someone by pure merit of his incredible Stewardship skills.
Diplomatic efforts have made the King of Pommerania, arguably the most powerful vassal of the Empire, into a trusting ally with great regards for the Empress, willing to share a much larger part of his levies for the Empire than he would otherwise.
While a host invaded Pomeralia, the King of Pommerania also boldly attempt to take it back on his own, and unfortunately the Empire could not provide him with any support in this.
For making the success of the crusade against Pommerania short lasted, for promoting the Romuva true faith and for her willingness to go to any extents for this cause, Dannila became known as The Pious.
Sacz would be soon integrated to the Empire. The moribund Poland stood no chance.
A fourth and not particularly special child.
The twilight of those who have forsaken the Potato gods draws near, as does the life of the heir of an empire built through mass slaughter and brutality in the name of another false god.
ARE YOU LITHUANIAN HITMEN OR NOT?
To further help with the complete failure of the attempts to put another Khagan to the blade, some Orthodox Russians have riled up, dreaming to "crush the heathens" and create a new kingdom of Rus. They must be stopped as soon as possible, DEATH TO RUSSIA!
Not so many years after losing her mother, Dannila also lost her husband and master of the Lithuanian Hitmen. This was dangerous considering the Timurids really wanted to successfully assassinate her in revenge, and the Empress hurried to find a proper new master of this dangerous game of hitmen.
She found a man almost as good as her fallen husband, and he is given the dangerous and challenging task of building a spy network to put down the Khagan of the Timurids for once and all. Unfortunately once again, this big league of being assassins of emperors prove to be as difficult as ever, and they only manage to maim the boy.
During the late night of 19th of March of 1400, as the 15th Century began, a century where, against all odds, paganism still survive in Europe thanks to the Wendish Empire and to the Persian Ukraine, a very infamous event happened. The grim, terrifying, humiliating and perhaps exciting details for a more depraved kind of man were never told, for it was not a clean, quick assassination.
The hitman involved with it, who left the infamous signature of "RK47" after his terrible deed, he took the sleeping Empress by surprise inside her own quarters, and before she could react or scream for help, he gagged and tied her to her own bed, and then brutally raped her, tortured her in ways only the creepiest Japanese snuff films of the 20th century could compare and only after many hours of suffering, mutilation and humiliation, killed her before anybody else noticed what was going on.
Svitrigaila was determined to avenge her gruesome death by eradicating the Timurid dynasty from Earth.
Their insult and brutality are unforgivable, but they have messed with the wrong Hitmen, and they will learn the enemies they made do not forgive or forget.
LONG LIVE EMPEROR SVITRIGAILA! REMOVE TIMUR KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES!
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