Lies of P - a Pinocchio-Inspired Souls-Like Game

[normie]

On the Js and Their Lies
a soulslike based on a fictionalised take on Martin Luther, with dodgerolling

 

[cyborgboy95]

Venigni, the king of Krat's high society will play an important role in Lies of P. He fashions himself with old-fashioned clothing. #LiesofP #artwork

 

[Bloodeyes]

So nobody's going to mention the elephant in the room then? Fine I'll do it. Pinocchio has been gender swapped. Looks like a cool game but that's not a male character.

 

[Lyric Suite]

It also doesn't look like a doll either. I don't think your main toon is Pinocchio. Judging by those videos my assumption is that Pinocchio is the main villian (even so, what kind of Souls-like game is this where you cannot customize your character?). Unless the main boss is Gepetto? God i feel so fucking retarded for even writing this shit lmao how about making a Red Riding Hood Souls-like where you fight the Three Little Piggies at the end next? Fuck's sake.

I'm still convinced the devs came up with this setting as a joke to troll their producers but the latter actually thought they was being serious and now they are stuck with this shit lmao.

 

[cyborgboy95]

 

[thesecret1]

Is this game really named Lies of Pee? Jesus Christ...

 

[Vic]

Is this game really named Lies of Pee? Jesus Christ...

they knew nobody would be able to spell pinocchio right

 

[Dadd]

Is this game really named Lies of Pee? Jesus Christ...

The P adds ambiguity. What could it be referring to?

 

[Shrimp]

Is this game really named Lies of Pee? Jesus Christ...

The P adds ambiguity. What could it be referring to?

Plagiarism

 

[Falksi]

Looks kinda funky, but the formula itself is getting tired now, and in need of some evolution.

 

[Delphik]

Gameplay trailer

Pinocchio looks like a sissy.

 

[notpl]

Gameplay trailer

Pinocchio looks like a sissy.

Based. Cute sissy android traps ftw.

 

[Abu Antar]

This got a release window of August 2023.

 

[Delterius]

so i assume guilhermo del toro appears at some point right

 

[cruel]

So, both this and Wo Long will be available on Game Pass on day 1. For the first time it's actually worth it it seems, cost of subscription for few months is lower than buying both games.

 

[BLOBERT]

So, both this and Wo Long will be available on Game Pass on day 1. For the first time it's actually worth it it seems, cost of subscription for few months is lower than buying both games.

BRO FUCK YEAH FINALLY GAMES I REALLY WANT TO PLAY BEING ON FAGPASS

 

[jimster]

So nobody's going to mention the elephant in the room then? Fine I'll do it. Pinocchio has been gender swapped. Looks like a cool game but that's not a male character.

He's supposed to be young I imagine, like Pinocchio... Not going to be some buff dude. I don't care about this game anyway.

 

[Rincewind]

Ok... So seems like the recipe is this:

• Take a classic children's tale
• Make a derivative grimdark murder simulator out of it that has zero connection to the original story, apart from the names of the characters and some other superficial detail
• Profit (or so they hope)

I'm officially disgusted.

What's next? A Gulliver's Travels FPS?

 

[Kev Inkline]

This setting has some serious potential to be adapted to the world of Edward Penishands.

 

[mediocrepoet]

This setting has some serious potential to be adapted to the world of Edward Penishands.

Consider the possibilities.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Ok... So seems like the recipe is this:

• Take a classic children's tale
• Make a derivative grimdark murder simulator out of it that has zero connection to the original story, apart from the names of the characters and some other superficial detail
• Profit (or so they hope)

I'm officially disgusted.

What's next? A Gulliver's Travels FPS?

Raggedy Ann and Andy are back for blood!

What's the first game that did this sort of thing? Any idea? There were those American McGee Alice in Wonderland shooters...

 

[LarryTyphoid]

One thing to consider is that this game is clearly foreign, oriental of some sort. I would assume Japanese but the Steam page says they're Korean. Regardless, those people might not be as familiar with Pinocchio as the English speaking world, so maybe the concept is "cooler" over there. Asian games often have really weird, non-sequitur references to western literature and culture, and in this case they just made the whole game one of those. For the same reason, "Lies of P" isn't as stupid a title to them as it is to us. The Japanese once made a game called "D", after all.

And then the terrifying villain of their dark and grim horror game was fucking Dracula. That's just how it is with the orientals. The devs being Korean also explains the protagonist's peculiar appearance.

 

[jimster]

The protag is certainly of Korean taste

 

[mediocrepoet]

Who here hasn't terrified Korean girls with the big D?

 

[jimster]

Who here hasn't terrified Korean girls with the big D?

That one's Japanese tho