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[ChumBucket]

And we would get Cao'er to make a special stump cover for intamate encounters.

 

[Akkudakku]

A1 cause fuck you guys.

 

[Nevill]

Guyse. Guyse.

We have avoided the God of War ending:

The Khan shook his head to get rid of the incessant ringing. He waved his spear in front of him to clear the smoke. He had asked his engineers to set up a hidden cannon near the tent, to lay a trap for the War God’s inevitable arrival. Mysterious and powerful he may be, he was still a creature of flesh and blood. An iron ball flung at tremendous speed would still destroy him like it would a stone wall.

Through the grey, the Khan could see the outline of a figure. Standing.

His heart stopped in his chest. The blood drained from his face.

It was impossible.

As the smoke cleared, he saw it clearly. The sight of the War God, with his right arm stretched out to the side. The ragged cloak billowed all about him while the hood had fallen back to reveal long black hair streaked with white. His fingers were dug deeply into a smoking iron sphere, and his feet had not budged a single inch from where he had been standing. The hand tightened its grip. The solid cannonball shattered.

We no longer have the right arm. Temujin's cannon will be our end.

We have saved the world, guyse.

 

[Elfberserker]

And we would get Cao'er to make a special stump cover for intamate encounters.

You, I like the way you think.

Proposals for replacing our arm:
* legendary sword
* laser and qi cannon
* snake holder
* flame thrower
* Cao'ers special
* Poison neelde cannon/Gatling gun

Can someone tell me what did we need that arm for anyway.

 

[Nevill]

Can someone tell me what did we need that arm for anyway.

To wake up one morning and find Qilin and Yunzi in each arm.

Now we are forced into a monogamous relationship.

 

[Ifeex]

x1.

 

[Akkudakku]

Take the damned sword. Shun wanted you to do nothing and you listened so now he gives you the damned sword and you wont?


Fuck you codex fuck you.

 

[Elfberserker]

Can someone tell me what did we need that arm for anyway.

To wake up one morning and find Qilin and Yunzi in each arm.

Now we are forced into a monogamous relationship.

Thats why we have Cao'er special edition arm.


And No mention of rest of our harem, espcially our dear Cao'er!? Those abondment points keep racking up buddy

 

[Nevill]

And No mention of rest of our harem, espcially our dear Cao'er!? Those abondment points keep racking up buddy

Well, it goes without saying that we'll also find something unwieldy up our ass that morning, too, but you asked what we needed the arm for.

 

[Baltika9]

And we would get Cao'er to make a special stump cover for intamate encounters.

Guys. Guys. I've got this guys.
Tentacle arm. treave, can Cao'er attach a cephalopod to our stump?

 

[Elfberserker]

And No mention of rest of our harem, espcially our dear Cao'er!? Those abondment points keep racking up buddy

Well, it goes without saying that we'll also find something unwieldy up our ass that morning, too, but you asked what we needed the arm for.

True.

But thats why we have scholarbro and Cao'er.

 

[Rex Feral]

Let me tell you what losing an arm means.

Back when we had the choice to train with Yang Xue there was also the choice of losing an arm.

Later, according to treave if we'd have trained with both arms we would have reached his level (Jing> Wang> Ahura) and if we would have sacrificed an arm we would have reached Nie Wuxing's level (Wang>Ahura>>>>>Nie Wuxing=Jing).

That is one arm.

 

[Absinthe]

Something tells me going on a journey of healing will improve our relationship with Cao'er.

 

[Nevill]

That is one arm.

I thought that was 3 years of training culminating in devouring your master.

 

[Elfberserker]

Let me tell you what losing an arm means.

Back when we had the choice to train with Yang Xue there was also the choice of losing an arm.

Later, according to treave if we'd have trained with both arms we would have reached his level (Jing> Wang> Ahura) and if we would have sacrificed an arm we would have reached Nie Wuxing's level (Wang>Ahura>>>>>Nie Wuxing=Jing).

That is one arm.

I think it was more like spending lot of time with Yang Xue and draining him to become more powerful than Wand and Ahura ( well past firecult showdown. ), vs arriving just in time to save Bromasters as Nie wuxing level and letting Yang Xue live.

 

[Baltika9]

Something tells me going on a journey of healing will improve our relationship with Cao'er.

Something tells me she will like a tentacle arm more.

 

[Rex Feral]

Let me tell you what losing an arm means.

Back when we had the choice to train with Yang Xue there was also the choice of losing an arm.

Later, according to treave if we'd have trained with both arms we would have reached his level (Jing> Wang> Ahura) and if we would have sacrificed an arm we would have reached Nie Wuxing's level (Wang>Ahura>>>>>Nie Wuxing=Jing).

That is one arm.

I think it was more like spending lot of time with Yang Xue and draining him to become more powerful than Wand and Ahura ( well past firecult showdown. ), vs arriving just in time to save Bromasters as Nie wuxing level and letting Yang Xue live.

Wait what? If we had taken YX offer and sacrificed our arm we would have escaped sooner? For fucks sake...

 

[Elfberserker]

Let me tell you what losing an arm means.

Back when we had the choice to train with Yang Xue there was also the choice of losing an arm.

Later, according to treave if we'd have trained with both arms we would have reached his level (Jing> Wang> Ahura) and if we would have sacrificed an arm we would have reached Nie Wuxing's level (Wang>Ahura>>>>>Nie Wuxing=Jing).

That is one arm.

I think it was more like spending lot of time with Yang Xue and draining him to become more powerful than Wand and Ahura ( well past firecult showdown. ), vs arriving just in time to save Bromasters as Nie wuxing level and letting Yang Xue live.

Wait what? If we had taken YX offer and sacrificed our arm we would have escaped sooner? For fucks sake...

Or that's how I remembered.
This was long time ago, so my memory is bit foggy.

 

[Nevill]

Here are the quotes:

And what about Jing's arm?

You reach Nie Wuxing's level by Heihu Valley after you learn how to compensate for that missing arm.

On an unrelated note, treave, if we gave up our own arm to Yang Xue back in the caves, would we have been able to arrive at Heihu Valley on time and possibly prevent the deaths of the Grand Taoist and the Abbot?

Not in time to prevent the poisoning, but they'd have survived.

 

[Jester]

Screw it get Jing arm and use it as club to conquer all.

A - cos gifts.

 

[Absinthe]

That was with Yang Xue's training though.

Jester, would you be interested in voting 1 (search for exorcist/whatever and see if we can use our demon to regenerate our lost arm and eye)?

Right now it seems like we can leave the rest (Zhang family, Huashan) to our bros. Jing can't really fight like this anyhow. Shit we can do by voting 1:

• Meet up with exorcist-bro.
• We get the demon under control.
• We regenerate our arm.
• We regenerate our eye.
• We might learn some magic since it's a given now that we get involved in a lot of stupidly dangerous supernatural shit.
• We get relationship points with Cao'er.
• Cao'er could break the 10 herbalism cap.
• Our little girl (Song Lingshu) gets to take wing and do what we promised her the opportunity to do: To kick major ass in the jianghu and take names, rather than staying under Jing's shadow.

 

[Elfberserker]

putting current tally here for easier acces.

Sword tally:

Smashing axe A
Kz3r0 A
Elfberserker A
Akkudakku A
Azira A
Chumbucket A
Jester A
Grimgravy A2
Fangshi A2

Eryfkrad B
asxetos B
The brazilian slaughter B
Absinthe B
tropic B
Esquilax B
Baltika9 B
Nevill B
Tribute B2>B1
Rex Feral B2
Kashim SLippers B2
Kipeci B2
Lambchop19 B2

Ifeex X
Kazgar X2

Option A: 9

Option B: 12


Arm tally:

Nevill 2
Baltika 2
Smashing Axe 2
Tribute B2>B1
Kashim Slippers 2
Kz3r0 2
Chumbucket 2
Asxetos 2
The brazilian slaughter 2
Fangshi 2
Azira 2
Grimgravy 2
Rex Feral 2
Kipeci 2
Lambchop19 2
Kazgar X2

Absinthe 1
Akkudakku 1
Ifeex 1

Arm restoration: 3

Not arm restoration: 16

 

[asxetos]

Actually, the way option 1 is phrased, it sounds like it will remove our demon curse too. Still, its a silly option. 2

 

[Baltika9]

Jing can't really fight like this anyhow.

What is this defeatist nonsense?

Screaming, you tear yourself free from the shadows’ vise-like grip to wet, ripping sounds that echo in your ear.

She attempts to strike at you with her claws, but finally you have the advantage of surprise. Her movements are slow. Hesitant. She is too confused to fight effectively. Even with one arm, you knock away her attacks; you draw in close, too close for her to use her accursed shadows.

This is trainable and we have time to prepare for the summit. Screw ghostchasing, we're going to train like a motherfucker. And then we're going to win that damn thing.

 

[Nevill]

What is this defeatist nonsense?

The odds are bad.