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[Rex Feral]

A for the first choice. As for the rest I don't care, there are simply too many choices.

 

[Grimgravy]

A, IX, VII, VI

 

[ChumBucket]

A, even if it will win without my vote.
As for the others, I don't see Nie wasting any time trying to make us look bad while on the road. This is a purely political endeavor and a mission of peace. People loosing their cool will make their faction look bad.
V. - We have to make sure our side is clear on this before we try our own attempts at sabotage.
IX. - Bai Jiutian might be the most reliable source of info from the Orthodox faction.
X. - There is a great chance for trolling the Nie family here. If they loose their cool, we might look better for it or they might let something slip.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

A
V - yunzi
IX - bai
X - twins

although i really want to talk to Xuezi too, little lambchop demands twins.

Your practice is primarily meditation in both options. How would they know if you aren't shouting out the name of the skill every few seconds or so? Assume acceptable privacy for the conversations.

right, no anime tag on this lp.

though i could totally picture an anime Jing shouting Shouwang Mad Claws! (獸王狂爪, Mad Claws of the Beast King)!

 

[Kipeci]

If Jing were to with the Sword Saint's hand would that be masturbation or sex? If it's not sex I don't want to try to go down the arm romance path and I'll vote B for copying stuff.

 

[Elfberserker]

Eh flop to

X
X Kunlun and Taishan discpline I am sorry, but I feel that I cannot ignore this trolling opportunity with Twin flowers
IICao'er
VIXuezi
I am just too interested in Kunlun and Taishan discplines.
I also want to reassure our waifus.

Edit: Twin flower flop.

 

[Baltika9]

Yeah, going with Xuezi-Yunzi-BJ. Keep our house in order.

 

[tropic]

Flopping
A
II Cao'er
V Yunzi and Armaiti
VI Xuezi

 

[Nevill]

Interesting. We risk exposing our Firelordship and travel openly with zhang allies to have an insight into their plans, only to end up appeasing our waifus instead. Codex.

Tally

Ifeex x x VI IX
ERYFKRAD A IV VII IX
Akkudakku A II IX XIV
Baltika9 A VI IX XIV
Absinthe A II V IX
tropic A IX XIV XV
Kashmir Slippers A I VII VIII
Elfberserker A III X XIV
Smashing Axe A II IX X
asxetos A II IX XII
Fangshi A X XIV XV
Tribute A
Kz3r0 A II VI VIII
Nevill A II X XIV
Grimgravy A VI VII IX
Rex Feral A
ChumBucket A V IX X
Lambchop19 A V IX X
Azira B VI IX XIV
TOME A II VI XIV
Kipeci x II IX XV>X
Kayerts x VI x x
Tigranes x II VI IX
The Brazilian Slaughter A X XIV XV
Jester A II VI VII
Esquilax x II VI XIV
archaen x II X XIV

A - 20
B - 1
x - 6

Qilin - 1
Cao'er II - 12
Yifang III - 1
Lingshu IV - 1
Yunzi & Armaiti V - 3
Xuezi VI - 10
Guo Fu & Wudang VII - 4
Saint & Yandi VIII - 2
Bai Jiutian IX - 14
Nie Twins X - 8 (9)
Nie Wuxing XI - 0
Nie MILF XII - 1
Su Liaojing & Liu Qi XIV - 11
zhang Minyue - 4 (3)

I'd understand if it were those not interested in going with Wuxing voting that way, but when you pitch trolling the Flowers and making ties with orthodox disciples that aren't as unbro as their masters and then opt for talking to Cao'er and Xuezi (that you could have done anywhere else), that's a bit strange.

The choice whom to talk to exist because there is different information to be had. Do we remember why we came here in the first place? For information? Uh, anyone?..

 

[Baltika9]

Which is why I flopped against it in the end. But really, I'm happy with BJ (best shot at accurate intel) and Cao'er, but kinda have to insist on Yunzi and Xuezi. They are the ones acting up right now, so they need our attention the most I think.

 

[Nevill]

Yeah, that's the problem for me - that the choice is treated not as 'what can I find out' but 'which waifu do I woo'.

Are we throwing away our chance to have an in with Kunlun and Taishan sects because Xuezi is in a foul mood?

Then again, what is more important than attention to an attention whore? The DEMONZ would be proud of our choices.

I can make allowance for Yunzi, seeing how Amesha Spenta are on their way and it might be important to plan around that part, but Xuezi? Cao'er? I love them, but what do they have to do with the situation at hand?

 

[Baltika9]

Teh Demonz is proud that we decided to Stick It To The Man and fought the Immortal without Xuezi's help. We are a worthy host.

But anyway, all of them have their uses (Cao'er can help us adapt to our arm faster and, let's face it, we kinda did ignore her for a very long while; that's just not cool), but by traveling with Wuxing's group, we implicitly promised to hold our dudes on a leash and prevent conflicts. Since we'll have Rob meeting with us soon, we must work out a gameplan with Yunzi.
BJ is self explanatory.

 

[Nevill]

But I find the notion that Xuezi can somehow cause conflicts ridiculous.

...not that I don't miss patting her on the head and ruffling her soft, silky hair...

Nevermind what I said, do continue.

 

[Baltika9]

Eh, you're right. Flip from Xuezi to Cao'er. We need some Psycho Love.

 

[Nevill]

You have persuaded me. Flopping to II V X for MAXIMUM WAIFU.

I thought we were taking a risk, but revealing our Firelordship is just a declaration of our engagement to Yunzi. We stick to our waifus, we don't hide our affections for them! That is the way of the True Harem King!

The dong will guide us back to the plot eventually. It always does.

Edit: swapped Xuezi for the Twins. It is not time yet.

 

[Elfberserker]

Hopefully final flop

A
XI Nie wuxing
XIV Taishan and Kunlun discpline
VII. Guo Fu and the Wu Brothers Cao'er

I think I am pretty much set to vote Nie wuxing and discpline duo.
What I still don't know what to vote is last one, but Cao'er does deserve some screentime....

Edit: wudang flop

 

[Baltika9]

The Dong shall set us free.

 

[Fangshi]

Ah, so this was all about the waifus then?

Alright, so sense voting seriously, so how about some trolling instead.

Flopping to:

A, V, X, IX for the best chance at stirring up some shit. Got to set off appease our firecracker (while working on Armaiti) but we should also not neglect BJ or the flowers. One set of twins is not enough, we need two! (That and hitting on his daughters is sure to annoy Nie. )

 

[ChumBucket]

The dong will guide us back to the plot eventually. It always does.

 

[Nevill]

(That and hitting on his daughters is sure to annoy Nie. )

Ah, but he can't complain, can he? He promised us one for our help, and we are helping.

Seriously, though (well, as seriously as the current voting tendencies allow), going for the Twins might throw Wuxing off his game and he might let something slip. I rate our chances here higher than with Madam Nie, anyway.

ChumBucket, what? We've been following the Way of the Dong for longer than we've followed the Way of Zhang Jue.

 

[Baltika9]

The Dong had guided us to Lord Zhang Jue, our Master in the Way of the Dong.

There is no God but Zhang Jue and The Dong is His prophet.

 

[Akkudakku]

The Dong had guided us to Lord Zhang Jue, our Master in the Way of the Dong.

There is no God but Zhang Jue and The Dong is His prophet.

All we achieve is through the faith in the Dong.

 

[Nevill]

Ah, so this was all about the waifus then?

This whole thing is a wife ranking poll in disguise.

Qilin, as the winner of the previous round, is not competing to give the others a chance.

The results are certainly interesting if you look at them that way.

Wudang's formation is scalable and highly variable, just like Taiji Fist/Sword. It doesn't have a fixed number of participants for maximum efficiency. Instead, it operates on the foundation that 2 fighters using the formation are the equivalent of 4 fighters of equal level, 3 are equal to 9, 4 to 16, and so on and so forth. There's no theoretical upper limit to the number of people that can participate.

I just thought... what if we apply the same principle to the harem? It is, after all, scalable, highly variable, and with no fixed number of participants. That would be the ultimate bed technique.

Maybe we need to sacrifice one of our wives for the greater purpose and speak to the Wudang Bros instead?

 

[Elfberserker]

I will be then one of first to bite bullet then.
Even thought I think we need some common technique among all of waifus...Maybe that wolf fist from Yunzi?

A
VII. Guo Fu and the Wu Brothers
XI Nie wuxing
XIV Taishan and Kunlun discpline

 

[Azira]

Votes:

B
VI, IX, XIV