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[Baltika9]

Why are we going after a new set of twins and ignoring the ones we have? This is unacceptable.

Flop to Yunzi, Cao'er and Yifang.

 

[Smashing Axe]

Flop me from Madam Nie to the Huashan Twins.

At least there's a very small chance of discovering more of the plot amidst endless waifuery with the Huashan Twins.

 

[Akkudakku]

Brofu/Waifu Ranking Chart:

IX. Bai Jiutian - 13
II. Cao'er - 8
X. Huashan Twins - 7
V. Yunzi & Armaiti - 6
VI. Xuezi - 5
XIV. Liu Qi & Su Liaojing - 5
XV. Zhang Minyue - 4
VII. Guo Fu & Wu Brothers - 3
VIII. Sword Saint & Murong Yandi - 3
XII. Madam Nie - 1
I. Chi Qilin - 1
III. Yifang - 1
IV. Song Lingshu - 1
XI. Nie Wuxing - 0
XIII. Liu Ye & Su Cheng - 0

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Poor Nie Wuxing.

I'll close and update in 12 hours.

FIX'd

 

[Kayerts]

Voting for Xuezi and only Xuezi. Let's try to take care of our relationship with our petulant friend who, incidentally, can straight-up punch out a god.

Incidentally, I do like the increasing number of consequences imposed by having a harem. Maintaining relationships with the Jingbitches is costing us power-ups and forcing us to spread our focus overly broadly.

 

[Tigranes]

Vote for Cao'er, Xuezi and BJ.

 

[Kipeci]

Argh, voting for Xuezi is dumb. I'll flop my vote to Cao'er, Bai Jiutian and the Huashan Twins then, since I guess Cao'er will probably be sufficient for healing and we could maybe learn something from the others. I still vastly prefer questioning Minyue over the twins.

II IX XV>X

 

[TOME]

We need that charisma boost asap. Tempted to flop to WQS but it won't win so what's the point. Is the arm good looking at least?

 

[Nevill]

It is sad to see that the orthodox bros are forgotten in the flames of waifu wars. Are they not our ticket to the plot? Aren't we interested why Kunlun has ties with the court and what are those ties? How come Su Liaojing knows the Emperor? How come he knows his secret agent Gao Ying? It is fairly obvious that he knows more than he lets on, yet we keep voting for EVEN MOAR HEALZ, FIRELORDZ HO, and LOLI TO THE RESCUE.

For shame, really.

I can only hope that the bros who are voting fot BJ and care for the plot realise how far ahead she is and swap her for a vote to give other orthodoxes a chance to make it to the second or third place. 3 votes is all it will take.

 

[Baltika9]

Eh, BJ is enough for that, the rest can be found out later. My sure what the Twins are there for, honestly, except lulz and trolling Wuxing. Would take the two disciples over them, but not willing to part with Cao'er and kinda want to talk to Yunzi. And Xuezi. Still thinking what to flop to next.

 

[Nevill]

Eh, BJ is enough for that, the rest can be found out later.

For what? What exactly does BJ know about Kunlun and Taishan? If not now, when do you intend to talk to them? You still don't know a single thing about them, and that's a quarter of the Eight Sects right there.

I don't think there was a better chance to do that before, and I doubt there will be.

Are you sure that the relationship you have going with BJ is stronger than the one you have (or don't have) with Su Liaojing and Liu Qi? Those two know which side you are on, and they seem to be cooperating with the Emperor. BJ is still undecided if she wants to stick with the race traitors or separate herself from them.

My sure what the Twins are there for, honestly, except lulz and trolling Wuxing.

Yes, that's what I am thinking, too. Still, we might get something out of it. In addition to a very pissed Wuxing, that is. And that in itself might come in handy.

I would take Minyue over them, but otherwise will stick to them to milk Huashan for what's it worth.

 

[Baltika9]

Except we're trying to go for a cordial atmosphere that will make us look good and ease our future Firelordship. Public image and all that, stirring shit up on purpose would just screw our rebounding rep. Not sure if I want to do that, and I'm afraid the chances of them knowing anything more than BJ, whom we have a kinda-sorta alliance inspired by drugs. He's the better choice on the Huehueshan side.

I guess I can go with BJ-Cao'er-Two Disciples, but kinds want Yunzi over them because I want her to keep her cool and investigate Armaiti's amputee fetish before we wake up dismembered.
But seriously, we do need to talk to get and try to minimize conflicts from our end.

 

[Fangshi]

Well now that the disciples have a shot again I will flop one of my votes back to them. And the other over to Miss zhang to see if maybe we can get the wives out of the top three. (Really if we wanted harem time we should not have gone with Nie to begin with.)

So flopping to A, X, XIV, XV maybe we can learn something useful.

 

[Nevill]

Can't let go of waifus, even for a second. What's up with Psychotic Killer Yunzi Tantrum Yunzi, anyway? Sounds awfully familliar.

The current leads are as follows:

Bai Jiutian IX - 14
Su Liaojing & Liu Qi XIV - 9
Nie Twins X - 8 (9)
Xuezi VI - 9
Cao'er II - 8
zhang Minyue - 6 (5)

 

[Baltika9]

Yeah, doesn't look like Yunzi and Armaiti will be winning this one. Or poor little Yifang.

Flop to II IX XIV to get some actually good intel from those most likely to have some.

Gotta ask that we keep the Cao'er vote ahead, though, she can likely help us with the arm of we provide feedback. Or just cuddle with us, giggling creepily. That's always nice. If BJ doesn't get high and take us first.

 

[Nevill]

Gotta ask that we keep the Cao'er vote ahead, though, she can likely help us with the arm of we provide feedback. Or just cuddle with us, giggling creepily. That's always nice.

Sorry, the latter is far more probable than the former.

I get it, I love Cao'er to death, too, but this choice seems to be about our further interactions more than anything else. Even though I'd love to see Cao'er get more spotlight, the sad truth is that she is not very related to the plotline. Then again, Qilin wasn't, too, and see how that turned out.

I don't think we'll be better off with the arm, since it's the other choice that takes care of it. And I don't suppose that if Cao'er had any advice for us to give, she didn't give it already. It's what she does. She is our medic. She can't be withholding that from us. That is even without going into that we love each other.

Just want to keep the reasoning grounded.

Incidentally, I do like the increasing number of consequences imposed by having a harem. Maintaining relationships with the Jingbitches is costing us power-ups and forcing us to spread our focus overly broadly.

The consequences aren't as simple as that.

What we are getting is a trio of very badass fighters that can take over the Huashan Summit together (if we live that long). Qilin looks like she has a potential to become the next Great with proper training, and so does Yunzi. Seeing how the battle is a free-for-all, I think the orthodoxes will be in for a surprise.

It is a difference between our syncro-fight with the Abbot alongside Yunzi, and a sad supercharged faggotry. I'd take the former over the latter anytime.

 

[Baltika9]

All I have besides that is 'pretty please' and 'at least it'll be better than the Twins.' Besides the 'you stripped me once!' and 'our parents are assholes,' I don't see to much use for them that we can't milk out of BJ. And it will make the interactions on this trip even more terse.

 

[Nevill]

And it will make the interactions on this trip even more terse.

But our side would keep a perfectly civil attitude. They'll be only embarassing themselves.

Maybe... maybe we will talk to them to apologize? Yeah, sounds about right. Aren't we a RESPONSIBILITIGER by now?

Spoiler

 

[Baltika9]

Jing.
Apologize for winning.
Rite.

 

[Nevill]

Well, honestly, I kind of wanted to do that, since it was a dick move and all (in more than one way, hurr). Don't know how Jing feels about that one after two and a half years.

But even so, we've seen his apology attempts. Entertainment is imminent.

 

[Baltika9]

Didn't do anything wrong from his perspective, though, so why would he apologize?
treave, sorry to bother you for this nonsense, but what exactly is Jing planning to talk to them about? Or will it not really matter?

 

[treave]

Try to find out their point of view about jianghu matters because no one ever asks them about their opinion - they keep getting treated as mere ornaments - and also to make them think "maybe this pig isn't as bad as we thought", and hopefully have that lead to something.

 

[Nevill]

I'll withdraw my Twins vote.

All I really want is for the orthodox bros to win. Those and BJ might have some important leads.

Nevermind, reinstated it. treave's take is interesting. And I feel kind of bad for the girls.

 

[treave]

Man Tiger Pig is a staunch feminist ally who respects the independence of female thought and fights against the oppression of the Orthodox Pugilist Patriarchy.

 

[Baltika9]

Does this mean we can call upon our feminist allies to slander and destroy Wuxing's public reputation?
Who is the leader of China's Feminist league, by the way?

 

[Tribute]

What was that thing that treave said would have the twin flowers throwing themselves at us?