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Max Payne 3 - Discuss!

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I thought it was relatively common for balding men to just shave it all instead of looking like this

male_pattern_baldness_3-calvice-3.jpg
 

BLOBERT

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SHIT LINEAR COMMODORE SHOOTER WITH POPAMOLE THE ENEMIES ARE TOO SLOW AND THE GAME CONTROLS LIKE SHIT BROS
 
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BLOBERT said:
SHIT LINEAR COMMODORE SHOOTER WITH POPAMOLE THE ENEMIES ARE TOO SLOW AND THE GAME CONTROLS LIKE SHIT BROS

BRO YOU FORGET THE MSOT IMPORTANT IT HAZ SHIT GRAFIKS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE OLD GAMES BUT STILL SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE NEW AND I HAVE STANDARTS
 

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Yeah, because every single character that shaves their head since Break Bad now must look like Walter White. FFS retard.
 

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I still can't fathom how Kane & Lynch got a sequel after the bomb of the first game, and how they still try to market those two shitstains. How could anyone like them?
 

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SoupNazi said:
Yeah, because every single character that shaves their head since Break Bad now must look like Walter White. FFS retard.

Or maybe it's because he looks like someone who cooks and sells meth.
 

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Vaarna_Aarne said:
I still can't fathom how Kane & Lynch got a sequel after the bomb of the first game, and how they still try to market those two shitstains.

Hopefully we never have to see them again after this.
 

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Jack said:
Payne wasn't balding.
Maybe he was geting grey? All thesre worries geting to him?
I just found out that I am geting grey. I consider shaving damned thing off.
:x
 

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Gordon Freeman said:
Jack said:
Payne wasn't balding.
Maybe he was geting grey? All thesre worries geting to him?
I just found out that I am geting grey. I consider shaving damned thing off.
:x
Don't wine about grey hair to me. I'm getting bald dammit, that's much worse. :x
 

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Fuck you all. This looks like Max Payne and it looks fucking awesome.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11 ... more-82632

I will admit that looked good... even if Max is bald. I also liked the presentation, it was like it was for a luxury car :lol: A lot better than the "geek chic" type shit we normally get.

Will keep my fingers crossed for this one. I mean, the bullet time and stuff looked like the same thing from 2 so...

Also, resident Nazis will be pleased at the ability to mow down hordes of machete rape gangers.
 
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Looked like something out of hard-boiled, that john woo movie from the 80s. Hard-boiled was one of the best action movies ever created.
 

Angthoron

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Well, that certainly looked more faithful to the originals than 5Hitman trailers. Not sure about Max being bald though, looks more like a bearded Bruce Willis than Max Payne.
 
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Trash said:
Fuck you all. This looks like Max Payne and it looks fucking awesome.

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11 ... more-82632

I heard cinematic and immersive within the first twenty seconds. Regardless of how the game turns out (who knows, may be good), the people who decided those buzzwords need to be pushed in our faces all the time should be shot.



Preferably in MP bullet time slo-mo.


Edit: Loses about half its charm in the daytime shots with flak jackets galore, though. Then it look like any other shooter. Night time combat in the city looks like the old-school MP.
 

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Animation looks great. Popping moles not so much. And where's the noire?
 

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