TheEntitledOne
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A cautionary tale:
Yes, the module is absolute garbage. Not bad as in huge empty areas with some crude porn thrown into it like 2005 module bad, but worse in the sense that it could be a good spy story with some fucking thrown in it ruined by copious amounts of abominable writing.
Early on starts ok. After the prologue, you need to investigate some disappearances, mostly linear, but you get to use different skills to get the full story. The amnesiac MC has a wife, and you can mend their relationship by getting her flowers, fucking her brains out, and overall treating her well. Quite wholesome.
But then things go to shit the moment Imoen is introduced. I can't put it into words of how bad it is. It's probably made of all the BG sex fanfics existing in the net distilled into module format. Every dialogue with her is about sex, and how smart, and tricky, and slutty, and experienced she is. Wall of text after another of garbage erotica. I suppose that after all, my mental and moral health is quite high since everything this cunt says turns into an instant boner killer for me. More bored than repulsed.
Later you are investigating the disappearance of some thots, that turns out joined a sex cult. Cool, now I'm forced to join a sex cult with Imoen. However, other than some bestiality things are tame compared to the eye-bleeding trash that comes out of Imoen's mouth.
The most *memorable* moment involves a cage of dogs fucking some slut. Someone mentions *knotting*. I pass a WIS roll and get a wall of text description of canid mating. Imoen feels obligated to show her knowledge educating me on canid mating with more expositions (with almost the exact text as before). Some other cunt repeats exactly the same expository dialogue box. Go fuck yourselves.
Then to bring in some hilarity the sex cult turns into a blood cult (surprising absolutely no one), and I'm currently bringing in the inquisition to mop them out. What a train wreck.
By this point, fetishes start to pour in, and some fag already propositioned the MC by now (thankfully, I got the option of doing fetch quests instead). At some point there is a poor attempt of adding interracial cuckoldry by having some guy called Jamal (lol) fuck Imoen, I was just grateful since I could get away from that cunt and progress the actual mission. I would have her fucked by dogs if that allowed me to get rid of that cunt.
This is a really bad mod. A Dance with Rogues, despite some fringe fetish shit had fun gameplay, non-linear quest, a big open city packed with content, and fun sneaky-roguey shit. This mod has none of that. Sure, you can sneak into random houses, but lot is braindead (a diamond on a barrel at a slum, and 3gp at chest guarded by a deadly trap in a rich man's house, etc).
I've never felt offended by a mod, but this is so bad that I feel dumber just by playing it. If the cunt who made this shit ever reads this, please lit yourself on fire. I hope whoever holds the BG licence calls a fatwa on you.
Edit: just deleted this dumb shit. Final straw? Hurr durr, we can't hurt a demon. Imoen: Let me pick dOg CuM out of my cunt and smear it into your sword, hUrRdUrR!
This is a very, very, dumb module. Don't play it.
Edit2: Yes Draco, this is absolutely haram. Don't play it.
Against my instincts, I installed A Dance with Spies, and although I like the sneaky spying thing, there is some interesting content.
15min in, and here I am, uncovering some ancient abandoned studio under the public library, and on my way out through the main study rooms, I encounter (that) Imoen masturbating to an anatomical encyclopedia. Off we are to a great start.
Yes, the module is absolute garbage. Not bad as in huge empty areas with some crude porn thrown into it like 2005 module bad, but worse in the sense that it could be a good spy story with some fucking thrown in it ruined by copious amounts of abominable writing.
Early on starts ok. After the prologue, you need to investigate some disappearances, mostly linear, but you get to use different skills to get the full story. The amnesiac MC has a wife, and you can mend their relationship by getting her flowers, fucking her brains out, and overall treating her well. Quite wholesome.
But then things go to shit the moment Imoen is introduced. I can't put it into words of how bad it is. It's probably made of all the BG sex fanfics existing in the net distilled into module format. Every dialogue with her is about sex, and how smart, and tricky, and slutty, and experienced she is. Wall of text after another of garbage erotica. I suppose that after all, my mental and moral health is quite high since everything this cunt says turns into an instant boner killer for me. More bored than repulsed.
Later you are investigating the disappearance of some thots, that turns out joined a sex cult. Cool, now I'm forced to join a sex cult with Imoen. However, other than some bestiality things are tame compared to the eye-bleeding trash that comes out of Imoen's mouth.
The most *memorable* moment involves a cage of dogs fucking some slut. Someone mentions *knotting*. I pass a WIS roll and get a wall of text description of canid mating. Imoen feels obligated to show her knowledge educating me on canid mating with more expositions (with almost the exact text as before). Some other cunt repeats exactly the same expository dialogue box. Go fuck yourselves.
Then to bring in some hilarity the sex cult turns into a blood cult (surprising absolutely no one), and I'm currently bringing in the inquisition to mop them out. What a train wreck.
By this point, fetishes start to pour in, and some fag already propositioned the MC by now (thankfully, I got the option of doing fetch quests instead). At some point there is a poor attempt of adding interracial cuckoldry by having some guy called Jamal (lol) fuck Imoen, I was just grateful since I could get away from that cunt and progress the actual mission. I would have her fucked by dogs if that allowed me to get rid of that cunt.
This is a really bad mod. A Dance with Rogues, despite some fringe fetish shit had fun gameplay, non-linear quest, a big open city packed with content, and fun sneaky-roguey shit. This mod has none of that. Sure, you can sneak into random houses, but lot is braindead (a diamond on a barrel at a slum, and 3gp at chest guarded by a deadly trap in a rich man's house, etc).
I've never felt offended by a mod, but this is so bad that I feel dumber just by playing it. If the cunt who made this shit ever reads this, please lit yourself on fire. I hope whoever holds the BG licence calls a fatwa on you.
Edit: just deleted this dumb shit. Final straw? Hurr durr, we can't hurt a demon. Imoen: Let me pick dOg CuM out of my cunt and smear it into your sword, hUrRdUrR!
This is a very, very, dumb module. Don't play it.
Edit2: Yes Draco, this is absolutely haram. Don't play it.
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