Obsidian's Pillars of Eternity [BETA RELEASED, GO TO THE NEW THREAD]

[Grimlorn]

Volourn predates the Codex. He was the token dwarf on the BIS forums. Now he's mostly just a funny caricature that Codexers compare themselves against and say, "Man, I'm LEGIT. I'm so hardcore I don't even pretend I'm a dwarf!" Then they feel like they Belong.

No

 

[Murk]

He does actually predate the codex. He used to... make sense. Then one day, things just stopped working. Basically, this happened.

 

[Volourn]

"Man, I'm LEGIT. I'm so hardcore I don't even pretend I'm a dwarf!" Then they feel like they Belong."

The difference between a REAL Codexer like me and a FAKE Codexer that like you is I don't give a shit about 'feeling like I belong'.

I gave it to people fukkin' straight up. Just the facts. No bullshit. No crying. If you are a piece of crap I'll tell you a piece of crap. No fukkin' questions asked.

I can point out to MCA lovers that FO:NV, FO2, and PST are awesome games and get cheers from them and then turn around and tell those same pieces of MCA lovin' shit that AP, DS2, and SOZ are all fukkin' crap. That's fukkin' legit. that's fukkin' hard. Not cumming at his name. Not being a coward.

I am the Codex. You are just a wannabe who wnats to be 'cool'. What a fukkin' loser who needs to feel like they belong. Edgy for the sake of edgys. there's a bunch of derogatory names for losers like you: emo, punk, fake, and plain ol fashion garbage.

Mikael: You are like the above loser though I love the link.

See, that's what a real ahrdcore legit badd ass does. I can fukkin' diss the shit out of youa nd still kudos.

FUCK YEAH!

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

See, that's what a real ahrdcore legit badd ass does.

Eh. Pretty sure a "real ahrdcore legit badd ass" would have just ignored the dig. Been above it. Finger effort not worth it. Etc.

Anyway, real reason I'm posting to you is: Why would MCA lovers care if you think SoZ is "fukkin' crap"?

 

[suejak]

Weirdest part is I don't even think I dissed Volourn.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

Weirdest part is I don't even think I dissed Volourn.

You didn't, really. But it doesn't matter.

 

[Murk]

What can Volourn the nature of a Volourn?

 

[Volourn]

""Eh. Pretty sure a "real ahrdcore legit badd ass" would have just ignored the dig. Been above it. Finger effort not worth it. Etc."

Nah. Ignorance is for cowards not baddass. Did Clint Eastwood ignore the scumbags in his movies>? Did Dirty Harry ignore the fuckers who destroyed his family? Did Snake Blissken ignore the piece of shit presdient fuckface? No. These badd asses put scumbags in their place and that's what i do.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

These badd asses put scumbags in their place and that's what i do.

From here it just seems like you responded to a post on a message board. Not to mention you didn't exactly put the posters in question in their place as much as you left them scratching their heads in confusion.

Anyway, real reason I'm posting to you is: Why would MCA lovers care if you think SoZ is "fukkin' crap"?

 

[Volourn]

"Not to mention you didn't exactly put the posters in question in their place as much as you left them scratching their head in confusion"

Confusion is the palce for eevryone therefore they were put in their place. Chalk up another victory for me.

Anyways, this threa dis titled Obsidian's Project Eternity Thread. Let's discuss that shit not other shit. FFS

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

Then answer my question, jackass.

 

[BaconAndEggs]

Let's not talk about love. Let's talk about hate. It is not surprising that the Codex hates love. The Codex hates everything. the Codex hates everything. The Codex hates hate.

Here's evidence: I, Volourn, hate Fallout, and the Codex HATES the fact that i hate Fallout.

R00fles!

The Codex nothings you, Volourn. You simply serve as a reminder/warning of how far a Codexer can fall. What happens when you stare too long into the abyss.

"He who fights with r00fles should look to it that he himself does not become a r00fle...when you gaze long into the L0Ls the L0Ls also gaze into you..."

-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[catfood]

 

[Lyric Suite]

- Love is anything but "universal order". It's just an abstract human concept. Trying to make it into some super natural order bullshit thing where the power of love can overcome all evil and summon the "giant sword of holy rainbow light justice avenger blah blah" is where the decline starts.

You never read a great work of literature in your life, have you.

First, only that which is universal or "transcendent" about man is of any value whatsoever. Second, and by extension, everything of a purely "human" order is shit, hence, the decline. Your definition of love seemed to come out straight out of the mouth of some Biotard for Christ's sake.

 

[bminorkey]

What Wyrmlord wrote was actually quite insightful. What you wrote was pretty pedestrian and shallow. Just go away with your "reality" shit. Stop trying to drag anything of an universal order to a lowly "human" level. That's where the decline begins.

- Love is anything but "universal order". It's just an abstract human concept. Trying to make it into some super natural order bullshit thing where the power of love can overcome all evil and summon the "giant sword of holy rainbow light justice avenger blah blah" is where the decline starts.

- Love is anything but "universal order". It's just an abstract human concept. Trying to make it into some super natural order bullshit thing where the power of love can overcome all evil and summon the "giant sword of holy rainbow light justice avenger blah blah" is where the decline starts.

You never read a great work of literature in your life, have you.

First, only that which is universal or "transcendent" about man is of any value whatsoever. Second, and by extension, everything of a purely "human" order is shit, hence, the decline. Your definition of love seemed to come out straight out of the mouth of some Biotard for Christ's sake.

I have a feeling we're about to go on a very magical journey here.

 

[evdk]

We're going to transcend idiocy, that's for sure.

 

[suejak]

I remember I got an ACTUAL erection when I was romancing Tali in Mass Effect 2. True story.
(Relevance: It transcended my elastic Hanes waistband.)

 

[Brayko]

 

[ironyuri]

I remember I got an ACTUAL erection when I was romancing Tali in Mass Effect 2. True story.
(Relevance: It transcended my elastic Hanes waistband.)

I guess that's what you'd call the...........



Rise of the Talimancers.






Ps. LyricShit couldn't transcend his way out of a wet paperbag.

 

[Esquilax]

We're going to transcend idiocy, that's for sure.

Bro, haven't you realized it yet? The transcendent and universal qualities of mankind are whatever Lyric Suite happens to feel at any given time. For example, if he's hungry (which, I should stress, is only theoretically possible because he is beyond such petty earthly needs that are inevitable to result in decline) he might consider a turkey sandwich to be transcendent. Other times, say, if he needs to take a big shit after eating that turkey sandwich, are also moments of transcendence. Really depends on his mood.

 

[DragoFireheart]

- Love is anything but "universal order". It's just an abstract human concept. Trying to make it into some super natural order bullshit thing where the power of love can overcome all evil and summon the "giant sword of holy rainbow light justice avenger blah blah" is where the decline starts.

You never read a great work of literature in your life, have you.

First, only that which is universal or "transcendent" about man is of any value whatsoever. Second, and by extension, everything of a purely "human" order is shit, hence, the decline. Your definition of love seemed to come out straight out of the mouth of some Biotard for Christ's sake.

- So those great literary works that defined what is or isn't transcendent are pure shit and decline?

 

[Wyrmlord]

See, that's what a real ahrdcore legit badd ass does.

Eh. Pretty sure a "real ahrdcore legit badd ass" would have just ignored the dig. Been above it. Finger effort not worth it. Etc.

Anyway, real reason I'm posting to you is: Why would MCA lovers care if you think SoZ is "fukkin' crap"?

Speaking of "real ahrdcore legit badd ass", Volourn writes grammatically correct sentences on Iron Tower Forums, writes grammatically correct sentences on BioWare forums, and occasionally has accidentally written non-dyslexic sentences on the Codex as well.

All the bad writing is...conscious effort? It's like an elaborate BLOBERT, except with painful grammar instead of all caps lock.

 

[Lyric Suite]

ITT we learn the Codex has never understood Torment. The more you know...

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

and occasionally has accidentally written non-dyslexic sentences on the Codex as well.

Yeah, he made one of those yesterday I believe. It's obviously an act. Why somebody would ever want to larp a retard is beyond me though.

 

[Wyrmlord]

ITT we learn the Codex has never understood Torment. The more you know...

Not to sound like a panderer, but I'd love to hear the Lyric Suite-ian summary of what Torment is about.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Seriously, who else is with me on this? Would definitely read all of it.