Anyway, fuck it, i'm tired of waiting for this stupid patch. Playthrough is away. Meet my Bleak Walker:
Former mercenary, captain of his own company and something of a military genius who was also reviled for his ruthlessness and mercilessness, stopping at nothing to achieve victory, he became dispirited (hence the low resolve) after overseeing and participating in the slaughter of countless people. Tired of war, but unable to fundametally change who he is, he decided to become a Bleak Walker, putting his considerable talents as a killer (still fearsome despite recieving many injuries in battle, hence the low constitution) in the service of peace and the ultimate cessation of war.
Because i'm playing on PoTD on Expert Mode, and because i'm trying to see if i can do a no respec run, i decided to start with max intellect right off the bat, even though i don't think it was really necessary until Sacred Immolation. Since i can't see the radius of my auras on Expert Mode, i might as well just maximize the range out of the gate and call it a day.