PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 2FA NOW MANDATORY - YOU DON'T NEED A PHONE NUMBER FFS

[Reinhardt]

oh, so nigga is kazakh. thought it's just another butthurt potato.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

You know posts have an edit button, right?

 

[Ryzer]

education standards really dropped in post-soviet states after ussr collapsed...

So are you saying Licorice was right?

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Regardless, oh so is sanctions evading a term more to your liking? [...] international banking fraud

INTERNATIONAL BANKING FRAUD

I'm not under any personal sanctions, banks are. Private citizens are free to open any bank accounts and do business with whoever wants to do business with them.

Wow. Every time you write something, it's the definition of illiteracy. I know it's not because you're a kazakh, but it's so hard to separate the fact that you're probably a first or second generation sedentary person, and your pop or grand pop used to steal horses for a living, never knowing what two and two was, or what those runes on paper meant... and the same thing went back thousands of years. Which didn't help with the brain development. I'm so sure it has nothing to do with you being a retard. Gosh, I'm such a racist.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Regardless, oh so is sanctions evading a term more to your liking?

I'm not under any personal sanctions, banks are. Private citizens are free to open any bank accounts and do business with whoever wants to do business with them.

Wow. Every time you write something, it's the definition of illiteracy. I know it's not because you're a kazakh, but it's so hard to separate the fact that you're probably a first or second generation sedentary person, and your pop or grand pop used to steal horses for a living, never knowing what two and two was, or what those runes on paper meant... and the same thing went back thousands of years. Which didn't help with the brain development. I'm so sure it has nothing to do with you being a retard. Gosh, I'm such a racist.

Uh ok Bester my kids will enjoy their education paid for with your tax money kthxbai

 

[Reinhardt]

education standards really dropped in post-soviet states after ussr collapsed...

So are you saying Licorice was right?

broken clock and sheeiit

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Regardless, oh so is sanctions evading a term more to your liking?

I'm not under any personal sanctions, banks are. Private citizens are free to open any bank accounts and do business with whoever wants to do business with them.

Wow. Every time you write something, it's the definition of illiteracy. I know it's not because you're a kazakh, but it's so hard to separate the fact that you're probably a first or second generation sedentary person, and your pop or grand pop used to steal horses for a living, never knowing what two and two was, or what those runes on paper meant... and the same thing went back thousands of years. Which didn't help with the brain development. I'm so sure it has nothing to do with you being a retard. Gosh, I'm such a racist.

Uh ok Bester my kids will enjoy their education paid for with your tax money kthxbai

Buy your kids the best education $0 can afford. It'll still be better than yours.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Regardless, oh so is sanctions evading a term more to your liking?

I'm not under any personal sanctions, banks are. Private citizens are free to open any bank accounts and do business with whoever wants to do business with them.

Wow. Every time you write something, it's the definition of illiteracy. I know it's not because you're a kazakh, but it's so hard to separate the fact that you're probably a first or second generation sedentary person, and your pop or grand pop used to steal horses for a living, never knowing what two and two was, or what those runes on paper meant... and the same thing went back thousands of years. Which didn't help with the brain development. I'm so sure it has nothing to do with you being a retard. Gosh, I'm such a racist.

Uh ok Bester my kids will enjoy their education paid for with your tax money kthxbai

Buy your kids the best education $0 can afford. It'll still be better than yours.

Shame your Belgian parents didn't teach you how to be a decent human being that's free too

 

[BING XI LAO]

So you're acknowledging that the 2FA is pointless here and nothing but a trivial inconvenience.

I'm acknowledging that I personally may not have enforced its use, but I can certainly understand from the administration's point of view that by doing so we're saving ourselves hours of cleanup work.

Edit: Let me correct this. Until (and only until) Twiglard discovered and made use of the PAID add-on to Xenforo that Taluntain splurged on there would have been hours of cleanup work.

More than paid for by Crudux' patron fees I would guess, so stop whining and clean it up jannies

 

[Perkel]

I propose add to that phone number, your national ID and hand signs as well.

Seriously 2FA is fucking retarded answer for retards. If someone gets hacked then nuke his account instead. It's not job of janitor to work as security officer for some retard who gets hacked.

Nuking account won't do much when thousands of posts deleted fucked up numerous threads (not only Ukraine vs Russia one).

Just replace text with :

[ "THIS RETARD GOT HACKED SO WE NUKED HIS ACCOUNT" - DarkUnderlod bitch ]

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

Shame your Belgian parents didn't teach you how to be a decent human being that's free too

Poor little racist shitposter with an iq of a fetal alcohol syndrome wants people to stop bullying him on the internet, cause his own heritage is indefensible. Ironic.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Two mutually exclusive statements and a lack of self-awareness. Cute.

 

[racofer]

When will we get 3FA?

Passwordless login mandatory any moment now.

 

[Atlantico]

Seriously 2FA is fucking retarded answer for retards. If someone gets hacked then nuke his account instead. It's not job of janitor to work as security officer for some retard who gets hacked.

I'm sure they'd agree, that's not what this is really about. It's that a hacked account can create work for our dear leaders since their forum software is utter garbage and can't handle deleted posts without literally shitting itself and making affected threads unreadable.

Creating work for the jannies is a bridge too far for them. Nuking the occasional account is within reason, fixing threads is over the line.

 

[Jonathan "Zee Nekomimi]

oh, so nigga is kazakh. thought it's just another butthurt potato.

I know it's not because you're a kazakh...

But graf it's english.

 

[Semiurge]

Just fucking great. The app worked early in the morning but now codex won't accept its codes, I had to use a backup code to sign in. This is bullshit.

 

[Tavar]

But on a serious note I havent heard a realistic alternative to 2FA? I am hearing lots of complaints and drama but no alternative (...)

I posted one this morning. It neatly solves the delete problem and allows everyone to choose whether to use 2FA or not.

 

[Maculo]

I thought this was a gag at first. I am amazed the Ukraine thread managed to trigger some codexer so badly they had to fuck with the forum. We have had videos of people castrated, beheaded, bombed, etc. but somehow darkpatriot posts were too much.

 

[AngryKobold]

You guys must be complete retards if you think I would ever associate a real phone number with this site. Fuck 2FA and fuck this forum.

 

[Lord of Riva]

This is pretty ass, not giving you my phone number tho.

Who was the perpetrator?

 

[whydoibother]

So I did the TFA thing and now I keep receiving dickpics from some old man and he has enormous gray-hair bush. Is this normal?

Its a big titty momma for me, must be based on your browser history.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

You don't need to use your phone number. Feels like I'm playing chinese whispers

https://getassist.net/email-services-dont-ask-for-phone-verification/

 

[Taluntain]

I think I have a solution. Taluntain Would it be possible to make it so the only people who can edit posts are the ones with 2FA enabled? That way we get to preserve our right to delete posts, and if someone chooses to have an unsecure account, they won't have the ability to delete their posts and this will prevent shit like this from happening. If someone ends up getting hacked and all their posts edited, then that will be their fault and the administration won't have any responsibility to fix the edited posts.

It'd be possible, but it'd require custom coding, so unlikely. Permissions for deleting and editing posts are separate in XF, but whereas we can set time limits on editing old posts, post deletion doesn't have the option to set how far back it can go by default. However, there is an addon to enable post deletion time limits as well, so we could use that if we decided that that's preferable to 2FA for everyone. Then the muh-freedomz complaints about 2FA would just be replaced with muh-freedomz complaints about not being able to delete posts.

 

[ItsChon]

I don't fucking know then, have DU make a poll and let the retards vote.

 

[Stavrophore]

Western people being afraid to be associated with this forum really shows what peak freedom looks like.