PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 2FA NOW MANDATORY - YOU DON'T NEED A PHONE NUMBER FFS

[Atlantico]

Let he (even he that claimeth to be a she) who hath not wrought drama be the first to cast a stone.

You're a wonderful amalgamation of the entire internet forums of the early 2000s

 

[Peachcurl]

Let he (even he that claimeth to be a she) who hath not wrought drama be the first to cast a stone.

 

[Cadmus]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

 

[Peachcurl]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

Do you allow cookies?

 

[Raghar]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

I had to log in only three times in last two months.

 

[Modron]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

Just don't turn your computer off for a month problem solved.

 

[Raghar]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

Just don't turn your computer off for a month problem solved.

It still unlogs you even when you don't power PC off for 6 months.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

crispy is a retard. stop paying attention to him.

Whenever there is no drama, the Codex defaults back to Crispee drama.

The lowest form of drama.

 

[Crispy]

Not only have I brought traffic to your website over the years through my unique brand of drama but I've also literally made you $500 from it directly.

You're lucky I haven't threatened to take my ball and go home by now. I'll settle for administrative access.

 

[Atlet]

obsessively

lol irony

LOL Liberal has 7k posts in less than 2 years with his newer account, that he created after saying he would leave codex forever cuz Maxie trolled him, and he got butthurt over it.

What a massive retard.

 

[Lady Error]

Whenever there is no drama, the Codex defaults back to Crispee drama.

The lowest form of drama.

What is the highest form of drama?

 

[Skinwalker]

obsessively

lol irony

LOL Liberal has 7k posts in less than 2 years with his newer account, that he created after saying he would leave codex forever cuz Maxie trolled him, and he got butthurt over it.

What a massive retard.

Wait. Weren't you on my ignore list? Or was that Atlanticano? Are you different retards or the same one?

Anyway, back to ignore.

 

[Konjad]

It would be a logical fallacy if I (we) were to assume foolishly that there will never be another security issue again due solely to 2FA being enabled, but there's nothing fallacious about solid empirical evidence. Before, we had nothing but problems. Accounts being stolen, mass deletions, etc. Everything lately, however, has been quiet.

Am I wrong?

You should increase security measures even further, just to make sure

Indeed. I still stand by my word that 'dex isn't secure enough until for logging in it requires using fingerprint scanner to scan our penises.

 

[Crispy]

Uh, Kony, your penis may be the size of a finger but mine isn't.

 

[Maxie]

 

[Konjad]

Uh, Kony, your penis may be the size of a finger but mine isn't.

I can imagine. It is said that an unused organ withers away...

 

[Crispy]

WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED NOT TO COME OVER ANYMORE.

 

[Haba]

Uh, Kony, your penis may be the size of a finger but mine isn't.

Yes, Kony's may be small for a dwarf, but at least he has one.

 

[Skinwalker]

Uh, Kony, your penis may be the size of a finger but mine isn't.

WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED NOT TO COME OVER ANYMORE.

Uh, Liberal, WHAT IS THIS NEW LEVEL OF CRINGE?

 

[revealer]

Having to 2FA and trust device every 30 days is fucking annoying.
I know, it shouldn't be since it's only once a month, but no other fucking page (even at work) makes me do this (beside crypto), and we aren't dealing with finances here aren't we?
So why do fuck do we have this annoyance?

 

[Atlantico]

Having to 2FA and trust device every 30 days is fucking annoying.
I know, it shouldn't be since it's only once a month, but no other fucking page (even at work) makes me do this (beside crypto), and we aren't dealing with finances here aren't we?
So why do fuck do we have this annoyance?

Because the admin responsible talutaint is p. incompetent/lazy/etc and 2FA isn't needed, it just guarantees he never has to deal with a particular forum glitch again — even though that's supremely unlikely in the first place.

It's like your window is broken so you board it up and leave it like that. Sure, it's ugly, inelegant and lazy, but your window won't be broken again. Eastern European solutions.

 

[revealer]

Yea and all about a single users posts in some bloated political thread nobody other than two people care about..
His fault he got his account hacked, why even go trough effort of restoring posts, let alone inconveniencing entire user base..

 

[Crispy]

we aren't dealing with finances here

ACKSHUALLY

 

[Radiane]

Uh, Kony, your penis may be the size of a finger but mine isn't.

WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDED NOT TO COME OVER ANYMORE.

Uh, Liberal, WHAT IS THIS NEW LEVEL OF CRINGE?

Cringeness rating:
(Not too shabby, but King Cringy can do way better of course )

 

[gaussgunner]

how the fuck do I stay logged on 1 pc?
I click trust this device for 30days and it doesn't do shit.
Fuck this ghayness.

Don't log in on another PC. Don't read codex on your phone. Check in once a week, once a month, whatever, until you forget all about it.