PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: 2FA NOW MANDATORY - YOU DON'T NEED A PHONE NUMBER FFS

[asfasdf]

Crispy, use that $500 to buy a brain

 

[Axel_am]

I love this 2FA shit. Makes me feel secured and loved by the lovely Codex staff. Thnx guys!

 

[Cpt. Dallas]

Close a tab, 2FA
Restart browser to update, 2FA
Windoze update day restart, 2FA

What are you tracking with these cookies and why?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

What are you tracking with these cookies

You.

and why?

We have our reasons.

 

[quaesta]

Please stop making me verify my computer with 2 factor authentication, it's annoying to go back to my burner email just to come back here.
At least make it so I can set an IP to be permanently enabled. I don't need to verify that my static IP is in fact me. But for new IPs you can go ahead and double check if it's actually me with 2FA. This enables security by preventing hackers getting into your account and keeps it convenient for the rest of us.

 

[Atlantico]

Please stop making me verify my computer with 2 factor authentication, it's annoying to go back to my burner email just to come back here.
At least make it so I can set an IP to be permanently enabled. I don't need to verify that my static IP is in fact me. But for new IPs you can go ahead and double check if it's actually me with 2FA. This enables security by preventing hackers getting into your account and keeps it convenient for the rest of us.

Sounds like work.

 

[Semiurge]

That's strange, I wasn't asked to authenticate. I'm sure I cleared cookies from my mobile browser. The remember me function is based on expiring cookies.

 

[Maxie]

are you fucking retarded? Infinitron DarkUnderlord Twiglard

 

[Lady Error]

2FA is like the vaxx for the Codex - necessary and with no side effects. The booster every 30 days literally keeps this site alive.

You don't want to kill grandma Crispy, do you?

 

[LJ40]

I JUST DID THAT EASY CODE THING THIS MORNING. I FORGET WHY THAT PISSES US OFF BUT BOY AM I PISSED.

 

[Mark.L.Joy]

Not that long until I stop bothering.

 

[Skinwalker]

I know what a VPN is.

I don't think you do. You had spent a very long time being confused by my location when I had my VPN set to "Bahama islands", and genuinely thought that I was posting from there until I pointed out that VPNs exist.

 

[Lord of Riva]

This is so very very Gay.

 

[Camel]

 

[caffeine]

Stop this foolishness already

 

[EdgyRightWinger]

 

[Sunri]

Every time i need to click this shit

 

[LJ40]

Mine's due in around 9 days. I am so preemptively pissed off about literally nothing at all.

 

[Caim]

Bros it's the 1st of the month, so make sure to reset your timers if you want to.

 

[Vic]

just get this browser extension it's 2 clicks to do the authenticator code thing on PC

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/authenticator/bhghoamapcdpbohphigoooaddinpkbai

but I haven't been able to log in on my phone for months now (too lazy to do the code thing there)

 

[Semiurge]

Mine's due in around 9 days. I am so preemptively pissed off about literally nothing at all.

Pre-Multifactor-Syndrome, aka "PMS".

 

[KD6-3.7]

This is a corporate marketing dept. scheme to rape and enslave your vital info.

I elaborate:

The time honored practice of creating the problem then arriving with the solution

First, they flood the media with bogus tales of rabid hackerman orgs wreaking havoc on the populace. The peoples are frightened. Now comes the solution: install our phone app and you will be safe. However, the app is a facade. It's true purpose is to rape and enslave your vital info.

 

[MerchantKing]

This is a corporate marketing dept. scheme to rape and enslave your vital info.

I elaborate:

The time honored practice of creating the problem then arriving with the solution

First, they flood the media with bogus tales of rabid hackerman orgs wreaking havoc on the populace. The peoples are frightened. Now comes the solution: install our phone app and you will be safe. However, the app is a facade. It's true purpose is to rape and enslave your vital info.

It's a good business practice in the current year.

 

[Sunri]

I can't take it anymore!

 

[Sunri]

Hoooooooooly lord I had to do this again on me phone and i also shat meselft in sleep lads coincidence I think not