Yeah, Hob, do you hear me? Do the sensible thing! Move your entire life to the Balkans for 8 months.
Even better: move to the Balkans forever.
It's genuinely a better place to live than Germany, especially when you work a job that allows for remote work. Lower taxes, lower living costs, higher degree of freedom, healthier culture. There are many reasons to leave the rotting west behind and move to the Balkans.